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Nathan Leigh Ann
jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick Jill's fanny. jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock, cause Jill's a pre-op tranny!!
Nov 26 2011 08:16 PM
chubster
GAME ON! Come check out the awesome new Gem Swap II contest available to you and your friends. Who thinks they can win a 16GB iPad2? Click here to try: http://sups.us/3b2031
Nov 26 2011 07:16 PM
saville
Daughters going to a wedding tonite. just put her fake nails on.casey said dad its better than the shops do that. well they do say everyone has a hidden talent. proper little dab hand might buy a beauty shop lol
Nov 26 2011 04:11 PM
saville
Anyone fancy going for a full english breckie at the crucible in stockport inbox me wide awake and starving
Nov 26 2011 06:47 AM
saville
damn bin watching films since 3 0 clock this avo.something borrowed....cray stupid love....horrible bosses....monte carlo but without a doubt the best 1 bridesmaids funny a fck
Nov 26 2011 03:05 AM
avfc14
“@LaurenPope: On way to Radio Essex with @realjamesargent well be live on air in a bit guys!! Xx”.
What station is it?
Nov 25 2011 08:52 PM
→ fallencable1
Done with playing zynga games on facebook, they are fake unrealistic and have no fun in them what so ever :)
Nov 25 2011 08:51 PM
mricko
HOW TO COOK A TURKEY:
First, buy the turkey and a bottle of Jack Daniels. Pour yourself a glass of JD and put the turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of JD, and set the degree at 375 ovens. Have 3 more JD of drink and turn the oven on. Take 4 whisks of drinky and turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of JD. Bake the JD for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, and floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now jus...
Nov 25 2011 08:51 PM
