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mricko
HOW TO COOK A TURKEY:
First, buy the turkey and a bottle of Jack Daniels. Pour yourself a glass of JD and put the turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of JD, and set the degree at 375 ovens. Have 3 more JD of drink and turn the oven on. Take 4 whisks of drinky and turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of JD. Bake the JD for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, and floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now jus...
Nov 25 2011 08:51 PM
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