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[Gazeyre1966]

all u need to do on top dogs is get past the £5 block which aint too hard if ur playing it right......and i still got a few extremes round my area and dont start tellin me u av to catch them at the rite time....even wen they DEAD u will still get ur money bk...if u no how to play em ofcourse

What bollox!!! Sorry.

He's like the lad who always wins on the horses everytime you bump into him but when you ask him to go out for a pint on Friday night he's always skint. It's called bullshitting yourself.

The fact he's posting at 1.42pm in the afternoon, I think, says it all. Why aren't you out getting "minted"?

[GaryChandler]

im only 16....i cant go do my bollox in the S-16s most the time apart from wen im wiv sum hu over 18....will go play the £5's till i make enough to play the machines in the pubs....and wen u no wen a machine is gonna go or not u jus collect woteva u can and leave or force...especially with the reds in butlins so often will a top reach £75...but im sure no1 on here knows how to read a reds machine do they..probs the most basic but o well......it not my fault u dont av a f***in clue wot ur doin so dont start sayin that obviously no1 else does.

[Daza5056]

im only 16.....

Says it all !!!

[GaryChandler]

wot that i no how to play fruit machines better than u lot.....does say it all dont it.

[mazooma]

wot that i no how to play fruit machines better than u lot.....does say it all dont it.

I am sure your attitude will be very different in 10 years time when you have grown up and realise you were very niive to think this way.

Its very sad.

[Daza5056]

wot that i no how to play fruit machines better than u lot.....does say it all dont it.

I was refering towards your attitude --- About time you grew up

[mrmystery83]

im only 16....i cant go do my bollox in the S-16s most the time apart from wen im wiv sum hu over 18....will go play the £5's till i make enough to play the machines in the pubs....and wen u no wen a machine is gonna go or not u jus collect woteva u can and leave or force...especially with the reds in butlins so often will a top reach £75...but im sure no1 on here knows how to read a reds machine do they..probs the most basic but o well......it not my fault u dont av a f***in clue wot ur doin so dont start sayin that obviously no1 else does.

16? Is that it? You've got a lot of living to do yet mate. You will feel differently in time to come. We're saying that cos we DO know what we're on about. At 16 you can't say you've had years of experience. Of anything! We're not having a pop at you, we were all young once ourselves. But we changed as we got older. You will too.

[eddiec]

im only 16....i cant go do my bollox in the S-16s most the time apart from wen im wiv sum hu over 18....will go play the £5's till i make enough to play the machines in the pubs....and wen u no wen a machine is gonna go or not u jus collect woteva u can and leave or force...especially with the reds in butlins so often will a top reach £75...but im sure no1 on here knows how to read a reds machine do they..probs the most basic but o well......it not my fault u dont av a f***in clue wot ur doin so dont start sayin that obviously no1 else does.

Is this "hoodie-speak" or just what the youth of the Empire speak these days?

(Or maybe it's just showing the sacrifice of education to become a l33+ playa on the fruities) [In his mind]

[Gazeyre1966]

Wot's gonna 'appen son is U R goin' 2 'ave 2 get a JOB!! Those fings U C real peeple doin' 2 earn a proppa livin' 2 support their families. So wot U R sayin' is that even though we were 16 once is that U know everythink better than wot we do. U'd better 'ope that U can play machines & make a livin' 'cos U ain't got a hope in hell of gettin' a job 'cos U wouldn't be able 2 fill out an application form.

Wicked!!!

[GaryChandler]

lol orite then mate

[CrAzYbAr]

im only 16....

I'm 15... I kicked it, I go occasionally only now.

cant go do my bollox in the S-16s most the time apart from wen im wiv sum hu over 18....

Very good, and I wouldn't want to see you doing that at all. I won't, and I'll make sure of it.

and wen u no wen a im sure no1 on here knows how to read a reds machine do they..probs the most basic but o well......it not my fault u dont av a f***in clue wot ur doin so dont start sayin that obviously no1 else does.

If you can't read a Red don't play them...In fact I don't play them at all...What's the point of wanting to read a machine? They will win in the long run, you might as well get the amusement from it then bugger off and buy a Chinese or save for summat...Turkey 20th august I paid for the tickets myself, through saving and SENSIBLE gambling.

[GaryChandler]

thats the only way i make money though from fruit machines...and i do save my money that i make.

[Gazeyre1966]

thats the only way i make money though from fruit machines...and i do save my money that i make.

Glad to see some English. My point is though, that's what EVERYONE says. Post some pics or vids on the swish digicam that you've bought from winning on all these puggies and I'll believe ya!!!...lol

[Jimmy_mac]

wot that i no how to play fruit machines better than u lot.....does say it all dont it.

That be fighting talk!


Squire, I challenge thee to a dual, thou may choose thine fruity from the year of our lord nineteen hundreed and eighty five onwards. Loser shalt be force into elocution lessons.

What say thee braggard!!!!!!

[GaryChandler]

and dont start tellin me u no how to play a fruit machine cause i jus watched u play DNA and round the bend on youtube lmao...

[Gazeyre1966]

I hope he's talking to you Jimmy 'cos I don't have a clue!!!!

[GaryChandler]

lol hu eva crazybar is

[jamesb99_1999]

When I was 16 I was the only one who knew how to win the fruities, and I convinced myself I was always up too...... Looking back it's like the fatty with the metabolic problem eating all the pies and wondering how they got fat........

[Gazeyre1966]

When I was 16 I was the only one who knew how to win the fruities, and I convinced myself I was always up too...... Looking back it's like the fatty with the metabolic problem eating all the pies and wondering how they got fat........

....and then suing the pie stall for making 'em fat in the first place.

Does that mean we can all sue Barcrest?

[dtrmad2004]

im only 16....i cant go do my bollox in the S-16s most the time apart from wen im wiv sum hu over 18....will go play the £5's till i make enough to play the machines in the pubs....and wen u no wen a machine is gonna go or not u jus collect woteva u can and leave or force...especially with the reds in butlins so often will a top reach £75...but im sure no1 on here knows how to read a reds machine do they..probs the most basic but o well......it not my fault u dont av a f***in clue wot ur doin so dont start sayin that obviously no1 else does.

Reds must be the shittest machines going, id rather slit my wrists than pump £10 in with no feature or chance of one.

Andy