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[whizzell]

help plz

[todd1970]

The title of your thread and your actual post make no sense at all..you will need to be a bit more specific in what you are trying to achieve.

[ady]

Blimey Todd...ain't it obvious....he wants to play DX roms mate!

[VampUK]

Line them up and hit them with a spoon, you get a lovely tone off of donkey kong.

[todd1970]

Never tried that before Vamp where do the roms come out ? The slot on the floppy drive or summat ?

[VampUK]

Never tried that before Vamp where do the roms come out ? The slot on the floppy drive or summat ?

Bloody hell Todd you are sooooooo dumb. It's a virtual spoon innit. Noob.
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[£6 In Tokens]

How do you play DX roms - 2 answers:

1st Answer

OK - Make sure you have the right emulator for the right game. MFME has a few different emulators (9.4 is not here see Cliff on left hand side link) - So make sure you have he right game for the right emulator. The other 2 are simple JPM & BFM - Use JPM games for JPM emulator and BFM games for the BFM emulator.

2nd Answer

Or - You need an Atari 2600 and Pitfall. Play Pitfall until you reach the first Scorpion then have a glass of milk with 2 slices of toast (any jam is fine). Make sure you have just had a shower (bath will not work), then finally press reset 3 times at 7pm sharp - Simple.

Which answer do you think it is - Try both and find out - Lol.

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[VampUK]

How do you play DX roms - 2 answers:

1st Answer

OK - Make sure you have the right emulator for the right game. MFME has a few different emulators (9.4 is not here see Cliff on left hand side link) - So make sure you have he right game for the right emulator. The other 2 are simple JPM & BFM - Use JPM games for JPM emulator and BFM games for the BFM emulator.

2nd Answer

Or - You need an Atari 2600 and Pitfall. Play Pitfall until you reach the first Scorpion then have a glass of milk with 2 slices of toast (any jam is fine). Make sure you have just had a shower (bath will not work), then finally press reset 3 times at 7pm sharp - Simple.

Which answer do you think it is - Try both and find out - Lol.

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Don't think there was any need for sarcasm.

[£6 In Tokens]

Don't think there was any need for sarcasm.

OK it may have been sarcasm - But the answer he was looking for is in there, I was trying to help in in a sarcastic way. RE: Previous posts there was NO answer to the question.

You can't argue with that.

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[todd1970]

Fight him £6IT

[£6 In Tokens]

Fight him £6IT

Fight Vamp - I would beat him to death with a stale french baguette if I could find him.

Vamp, can't help these sarcastic remarks so please forgive the pram rattle that flew in your direction. Offense was not intended.

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[VampUK]

OK it may have been sarcasm - But the answer he was looking for is in there, I was trying to help in in a sarcastic way. RE: Previous posts there was NO answer to the question.

You can't argue with that.

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Hahahahahahahaha soppy sod!

Vamp, can't help these sarcastic remarks so please forgive the pram rattle that flew in your direction. Offense was not intended.

No offence taken mate.

[£6 In Tokens]

No offence taken mate.

Now I am offended. I don't like to be called mate. Does my avatar self portrait look like I live in Australia - I don't think so mate.

Ha Ha - Only joking of course.

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[VampUK]

Get back to your limp baguette or I'll have to smite thee.

[todd1970]

£6IT im no grassin here or anythin but Vamp just PM'ed me and said you would probably fight like a lassie and he would kick yer heed in nae bother.

[VampUK]

£6IT im no grassin here or anythin but Vamp just PM'ed me and said you would probably fight like a lassie and he would kick yer heed in nae bother.

You forgot the part about him being a tranny.

[£6 In Tokens]

Get back to your limp baguette or I'll have to smite thee.

OK - I am not arguing with someone who looks like one of the Doobie Brothers. Just to make you feel a bit guilty I was bloody hurt by the baguette remark. I may never be the same again. It caught me off guard, Vamp that was a very low blow. I will get you back, when you don't expect it.

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[VampUK]

Whats a Doobie brother? Is it something only really old guys know about?

[£6 In Tokens]

Whats a Doobie brother? Is it something only really old guys know about?

Yes - Only the older generation listens to good music (not modern crap). Would recommend you "listen to the music" made by the Doobie Brothers, they are the best, but they do not look the best. They look like you in your avatar (need a haircut bad).

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[nails]

help plz

just like a real fruit machine. if you have no idea how to play one, forget the Dx roms.