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[LiamsLocks]

Well, what a f*****g gash machine!

We've had it in our local for about a month now and I swear to god, i've not seen it give a jackpot yet. Obviously it has done but im in there a LOT and it never does it when i'm in.

I saw it take 120 quid of a bloke's money in 30 minutes the other day, never gave him a win over 5 quid, he was gambling 5er's to try and get feature shots but it kept killing him at 5 quid. Ridiculous I thought...

Next day I went in, asked my mate who works there if it's paid out. He said it hadn't so I chucked 40 quid in it in about 10 minutes, took me 12 quid to even get a cherry win, then it killed me after one gamble.

It's just the worst machine i've ever played in my life, it is literally on the rob. There is zero enjoyment rating too, i'm well and truly finished with the f***er.

Anyone else hate it?

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[Daza5056]

Might have been sited just after a factory reset - in which case it will take around 3000 spins to settle down to it's percentage, so 3000 spins at 50p a spin will take approx £1500 for the machine to settle.

The other reason -- well it's a RED GAMING machine, so that speaks for itself..

Why is it that you can not get a JP from the reels on a RED -- why do you always have to be 1 away from the JP and have to gamble ?

[Chris_010292]

Might have been sited just after a factory reset - in which case it will take around 3000 spins to settle down to it's percentage, so 3000 spins at 50p a spin will take approx £1500 for the machine to settle.

The other reason -- well it's a RED GAMING machine, so that speaks for itself..

Why is it that you can not get a JP from the reels on a RED -- why do you always have to be 1 away from the JP and have to gamble ?

So it can kill you off.

[GaryChandler]

its not the worst red i have ever come across gotta be better than sub zero.

[theghetto1]

this bandit was in my local an i loved it always played for me target practise on red gaureenteed jackpot an reapeat ace bandit if u ask me

[LiamsLocks]

Thank f*** for that; they've finally taken it out!!! Good riddance to that jammy cocky robbing piece of shit.

They're replaced it with another Red Gaming machine though It's called 'Invincible' and i'm leaving it WELL alone. For now heh.

There's one in the other room of the boozer called 'Wild Jackpots' which robbed me of 20 quid in 5 mins on Tuesday night. It won't be seeing my money again either.

Why can't they just bring back spiker the biker and everyone will be happy!

[Bencrest]

Why can't they just bring back spiker the biker and everyone will be happy!

As someone who owned a Spiker The Biker (and loved playing it), I can see even it had nasty play when required.

Dad went on it one night, on it's 78% setting it sucked £80 or so without offering a JP despite being on a straight force. Didn't go above £6 if I remember. Still, paid out a JP or two the next day, but even so, it was a surprise to see my favourite machine being such a tight git.

[LiamsLocks]

Yeah sadly i know it's nasty side only too well; I once put 120 quid through the slot the day before my holidays, was all i had to take and i put it in. Was just trying to get invincible on it (the blinking eyes) but it wasn't happening!

Apart from that I've always enjoyed playing it, used to get a good run for your money, also loved how on the third hold of the symbols, you could hold two alike symbols on the win line instead for the fruit win, I got the jackpot that way loads of times.

Quality machine, if this got emulated ever, i'd never leave me house!

[PJ]

...clears throat very conspicuously, while raising one eyebrow for just a fraction of a second...


oh ok then - Here it is, now bugger off...

[kingkallum82]

Looks like someone is going to be stuck at home for a long time.

KINGS RANSOM IS ACE! LOL

I loved that, no where to be seen any more. yer it could be nasty. If its not playing then leave it be and let some other mug fill it.

Same for Jackpot Genie.

One day that sucked me for £200 lol no jp no win over £10 lol

Kallum

Oh and the next day i went back to that jackpot genie and emptied it

[Chris_010292]

Looks like someone is going to be stuck at home for a long time.

KINGS RANSOM IS ACE! LOL

I loved that, no where to be seen any more. yer it could be nasty. If its not playing then leave it be and let some other mug fill it.

Same for Jackpot Genie.

One day that sucked me for £200 lol no jp no win over £10 lol

Kallum

Oh and the next day i went back to that jackpot genie and emptied it

Gravesend Bowling Alley- Imperial Retail Park, Kings Ransom is sited there

[CrAzYbAr]

As is there one in Charrington Bowl, Tolworth

[impact]

the machine would be less then a couple of hundred to settle the aim% sorry to correct on that

[LiamsLocks]

...clears throat very conspicuously, while raising one eyebrow for just a fraction of a second...


oh ok then - Here it is, now bugger off...

Cheers for that mate, i've been away from the emu scene for quite a while and didn't realise all these new-ish machines had been emulated now. Top one!

[GaryChandler]

if u knew how to play a red machine theres no way u cud put £200 in one to get jackpot

[Chris_010292]

if u knew how to play a red machine theres no way u cud put £200 in one to get jackpot

I agree to that, Red's are simply the best Machines to play IMO.

[Matt_Vinyl]

Gravesend Bowling Alley- Imperial Retail Park, Kings Ransom is sited there

My Friday night haunt... T'was best when they had:

DNA
Snailblazer
Top Giza

Although there's still a Rocket Money in there, which isn't too bad...

[GaryChandler]

I agree to that, Red's are simply the best Machines to play IMO.

yep been fantastic recently probs cause every1 out doin the donds lol

[levartemit186]

Just as a question., why have no reds been emulated?

[PJ]

Yeh, Red's MPU5, innit?...

...that sucked me for £200...

Should've gone to a proz, they take a lot less than that, and a lot of them play with the bollocks, instead of you doing yours...

Gravesend Bowling Alley- Imperial Retail Park, Kings Ransom is sited there

Cheers for the tip, geezer - now where's me brick?...