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#21 todd1970

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Posted 27 August 2007 - 11:53 PM

Maybe he wont lose because he one of those sad gits that stand next to you when your playing and give a running commentary on what to hold and what to nudge.
The only thing i want to hold are these little shits throats whilst i nudge my fist into their stupid smirking spotty faces.


PMSLLL Bri...know where your coming from there mate :) I was playing a machine on Saturday and cos the missus was moaning at me to take what i had and go..there was 3 "chavs" standing right behind me the whole time..collected me tenner that i had in my bank..and the machine didnt even have time to go into attract mode when one of them jumped on it.

Makes me laff..hope the wee asshole lost a fortune :)
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#22 GaryChandler

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 09:12 AM

LMFAO i wudnt play fruit machines if i lost on them u stupid c*** i no all u lot do with a few exceptions (nails, gambogaz and i fink theres a few more on here that make money from them)

ask any other player they will tell u the most u can loose on a £35 extreme is a couple quid....but i spose u lot loose on the £25 extremes dont ya lmaoooo

and no im not the chav kid that will watch u and wait for the jump i rarely play in arcades only ever go in butlins occasionally and got a caravan park to go to sumtimes there the only arcades i ever play in

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 10:37 AM

so you never lose on machines yet you wont play on them if you lost on them
that makes sense that
and the polite way you call someone else a stupid c*** nice
everyone must win of fruit machines though gary thats why the company s so poor

#24 VampUK

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 12:37 PM

LMFAO i wudnt play fruit machines if i lost on them u stupid c*** i no all u lot do with a few exceptions (nails, gambogaz and i fink theres a few more on here that make money from them)

ask any other player they will tell u the most u can loose on a £35 extreme is a couple quid....but i spose u lot loose on the £25 extremes dont ya lmaoooo

and no im not the chav kid that will watch u and wait for the jump i rarely play in arcades only ever go in butlins occasionally and got a caravan park to go to sumtimes there the only arcades i ever play in


Christ yet another waste of spunk.
Please insert your finger into a plug socket whilst taking a shower.
Maybe invest a few quid of your "winnings" on grammar lessons too.

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#25 bri365

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 12:40 PM

Gary you say your not a Chav.. There are two big giveaways in your last post, ie the words BUTLINS and CARAVAN PARK.

Suppose your on benifets as well.

Come here to post jokes, oh and to play the occasional frutie.


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Posted 28 August 2007 - 12:57 PM

I used to work at Butlins, you certainly knew when the Sun was doing a holiday special offer. Talk about the great unwashed.
Never any tips on those weeks, tight twats, I'd of liked some of my tax money back. :)

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 02:14 PM

gary talking his normal rubbish as he does on other forums. he best left alone guys, trust me on this one.

i did try to warn you all .

#28 Gazeyre1966

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 06:30 PM

Butlins + Caravan Park + Incoherent Rambling + Broo Boy + Bad Spelling = CHAV :) :) :) :)
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#29 CrAzYbAr

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 08:08 PM

I'm not "Now" with the methods but I still can make myself a few quids profit some of the time. The other times, of course I lose, and I have before on Extremes and Reds. But of course you realise that or should before you drop the first quid in...
Just don't go around making out like you can win all the time fella...In the end the machines do play to a percentage and that can't be helped.

This is a site for EMULATION purposes of older machines. Not playing strategies.
If you are more interested in playing modern machines,
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 08:20 PM

wot u mean rubbish its not hard to tell if these are worth playin or not by ur first board

and wot other forums do i post rubbish on


This forum Gary - You post complete bollocks. Anyone who says they never lose on Fruit machines is a complete and utter Pleb - Yes Pleb :).

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#31 poopoo77

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 08:54 PM

wot u mean rubbish its not hard to tell if these are worth playin or not by ur first board

and wot other forums do i post rubbish on

on fruitchat. you also say there you go to butlins with 10 quid pocket money and you are 15/16 sorry C H A V :bigeyes14:

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 09:38 PM

Cheap shell suit and baseball cap are optional ;)

Can't wait until you meet the real world...Well, that'll be this year probably because you ain't going to Uni or College are you? :)
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Posted 29 August 2007 - 12:42 PM

LMFAO i wudnt play fruit machines if i lost on them u stupid c*** i no all u lot do with a few exceptions (nails, gambogaz and i fink theres a few more on here that make money from them)

ask any other player they will tell u the most u can loose on a £35 extreme is a couple quid....but i spose u lot loose on the £25 extremes dont ya lmaoooo

and no im not the chav kid that will watch u and wait for the jump i rarely play in arcades only ever go in butlins occasionally and got a caravan park to go to sumtimes there the only arcades i ever play in


I had this same educated debate with you on another thread. There is only one winner sonny. It's the same for all regular players. You might have good runs now and then but in the long term you'll be down. Or if you 'up' it'll only be by a farty bit not worth worrying over. I mean why bother getting a job if your making 1000's a year off the machines???? hmmmmmmmmm NO!

A lot of it is your age mate. When you get a bit older, you'll look back on all the money you've lost and what you could've spent it on. You'll see.
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#34 poopoo77

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Posted 29 August 2007 - 03:44 PM

well said mystery83

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Posted 29 August 2007 - 04:15 PM

i assume you are driving about in a top of the range car ,have a huge house and spend money like its going out of fashion.

well i would if i never lose on any fruit machines.


hows yer mate ming btw.


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Posted 29 August 2007 - 07:08 PM

i assume you are driving about in a top of the range car ,have a huge house and spend money like its going out of fashion.

well i would if i never lose on any fruit machines.


hows yer mate ming btw.


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#37 GaryChandler

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Posted 30 August 2007 - 01:59 AM

ming???? i dont no him why wud u say that???

i make money off fruit machines i no blokes that make a living off them....i have enuff money to do more than most people my age from playin fruit machines came back from bulgaria bout 3 weeks ago for 2 weeks which fruit machines payed for...been to thorp park 2day which fruit machines payed for well the power of 5 in there(yes they got a unchipped power of 5 in thorp park!!)

chav?? wtf i only go a caravan park cause they got a extreme a mammoth darts a cabin fever and a few hyper vipers and there no players round that area so easy money been doin services last few days which has been easy money payed for food drink a room for the nite and still end up with profit...

im not bein funny but if u lose on fruit machines why the f*** wud u play them its jus stupid...i earn more from them from i cud from a normaly minimum wage job that i wud get from my age pays for my weekends ever week so i dont rly care

#38 GaryChandler

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Posted 30 August 2007 - 02:04 AM

on fruitchat. you also say there you go to butlins with 10 quid pocket money and you are 15/16 sorry C H A V :bigeyes14:


im 17 i dont get pocket money obviously

u dont need more than a tener to go in butlins....ask any of the brighton lot they no how much money u can make in bognor butlins..

neway hu the f*** are u to talk about fruit machines ur sum stupid dyke

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Posted 30 August 2007 - 08:06 AM

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Posted 30 August 2007 - 09:56 AM

do you have a job???

just curious since you said you were only 17.


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