111 replies to this topic

[GaryChandler]

Shut up todd you idiot obviously you dont know how to play a red then.

[CrAzYbAr]

Ok then but who cares how old you are to play a fruit machine apart from stooopid wetherspoons, and obviously you dont make everytime you play a red because when there dead you just collect a few things and leave it.

They would care, or they would lose their liscence.
Simple

As for your latest comment, you play, you win, or you play, you lose. Not everyone would want to find every tip for all the machines.

[mrmystery83]

Gary, but you said you could play £25/£35 JP's legally???? Everyone's got an opinion when it comes to machines i guess. Won't always be the same. But i guess that's what makes things a bit more interesting. There's not many genuine so called experts out there. Red's are the same as any machine at the end of the day. It's all about timing.

You could catch the crappest machine at the right time and it could drop. But a few years ago if i put the JP in a Red i'd at least get that back if nothing else. But now they don't seem to be as good. Crap numbers on the high/low. Offering low features etc. Not saying everyone's experiences will definately be the same cos i don't watch other players much.

[todd1970]

Shut up todd you idiot obviously you dont know how to play a red then.

Hmmmm..lets see..i stick a pound coin in..press the start button..watch the reels spin..hold the fruits or numbers..repeat till done my pound...mabye stick another couple in.

I thought that was the way you were meant to play every fruit machine..damn ive been doing it wrong all these years..Im bowing to your superior knowledge please teach me oh master.

Get a life saddo.

[Sunistra]

wow gary every time i look apon such forums your allways allways up and have allways won on every single red gaming machine that there is in the entire fricking world i have never met anyone who has won every time they played im guessing your the exception to the rule and i know people who will happly bump 200 od quid into a achine to force said machine nd yet they dont seem to win that offten im guessing your usng at least a quad core pc with 2 2900 xt running in cross fire onna maximus formula with maxed out ram with liquid nitrogen cooling with 1200 watt psu well you watch your 52 inch plasma tv well playing ps3 ,wii,xbox360,and a atari 2600 just for nostalgia with you manged somehow to get linux to run on with you winnings from thesse machines ,

[Sunistra]

well you could allways throw the pound from by the bar area watch it float into the slot then use start ect via the medium of telekenis well leaning back chating bar maid up i suppose

[todd1970]

wow gary every time i look apon such forums your allways allways up and have allways won on every single red gaming machine that there is in the entire fricking world i have never met anyone who has won every time they played im guessing your the exception to the rule and i know people who will happly bump 200 od quid into a achine to force said machine nd yet they dont seem to win that offten im guessing your usng at least a quad core pc with 2 2900 xt running in cross fire onna maximus formula with maxed out ram with liquid nitrogen cooling with 1200 watt psu well you watch your 52 inch plasma tv well playing ps3 ,wii,xbox360,and a atari 2600 just for nostalgia with you manged somehow to get linux to run on with you winnings from thesse machines ,

Dont insult thee great almighty one Sunistra..He shall strike thee down with great vengance.

Either that or he will come round to your local and empty the nearest Red machine.

[GaryChandler]

Oh dear.

[GaryChandler]

well you could allways throw the pound from by the bar area watch it float into the slot then use start ect via the medium of telekenis well leaning back chating bar maid up i suppose

I wish i could of pulled the bar maidd last nite omg she was georgoussssssssssssssss

[todd1970]

I wish i could of pulled the bar maidd last nite omg she was georgoussssssssssssssss

Probably couldnt see you that good..what with your kappa trackie and cap on..plus you were round the corner anyway..doing what you do best..emptying a Red.

[GaryChandler]

Probably couldnt see you that good..what with your kappa trackie and cap on..plus you were round the corner anyway..doing what you do best..emptying a Red.

I play fruit machines for a living and i probs wear nicer clothes than you do mate so you can shut up.

[VampUK]

I play fruit machines for a living and i probs wear nicer clothes than you do mate so you can shut up.

And the rest of us work for a living and probably have shed loads of stuff you don't, big whoop.
Also is being a "pro" fruity player just a nice way of saying that you're on the dole?

[GaryChandler]

Am i f*** theres no way i would sign up for the doll, how embarassing.

Has anyone got a flyer for Pink Panther im bored and im going to have a mess around with it see if i can get anywhere lmao

[RoadRunner]

Surely instead of typing "i play fruit machines for a living", surely it would have been quicker (or more truthful) to have simply written:

I'm an obsessive comulsive fruit machine addict.

And you mention that you wear better clothes than most of us... Well i'm sorry, but I find burberry rather crap and tacky.

Edit: Just to add. I know someone who claims to be a pro fruit machine player - and he boasts to everyone how he always wins and fake stories where he's won loads... The truth of the matter is that he is nearly £50k in debt because of fruit machines, and this lieing is just to cover up so to speak.

[GaryChandler]

Im not being funny mate but i wouldn't play fruit machinese if i lost money...how stupid can you get.

Burberry lmao yeah ok then mate.

[Irvster]

So what you mean is "I shark machines when some other sad twat has done thier wages in it on the off chance i might catch a spree"....?

good job

Irvster '07

[todd1970]

I play fruit machines for a living and i probs wear nicer clothes than you do mate so you can shut up.

Awwwww FFS ive heard everything now !!!!

Just imagine filling out an application form for a real job..

Previous employment:- Emm professional fruit machine player from 2000-2008.

Arghhhhhhhhh..im gonna explode !!!!!!

[GaryChandler]

So what you mean is "I shark machines when some other sad twat has done thier wages in it on the off chance i might catch a spree"....?

good job

Irvster '07

No i rarely play in arcades.

[gambogaz1]

Back to the topic in hand.
Barcrest seem to have gone down the pan in the last 12 months. They see to have integrated the bad things of a red gaming and not put anything good in them whatsoever. Barcrests like Open the Box are now all about luck. I've done my balls in on 1 taking just over a £100 loss the 1st time i saw 1.
As for Red £25 vs £35 its no contest for me. Red £25's made me stop playing for nearly 6 months as I was sick of putting £10 + for a board.
Now Red £35's are brilliant, It's probably more to do with the 50p +6% stake than the actual machine, but some of these machines, especially Vortex are just easy money (as long as there isn't many players in your area).
Now the newest reds are going downhill again (Show me the Mummy,Snakez & Ladderz,Fun Nudgin Criminals). These can & Will take upwards of £100 for a flat £35 return.
You can't say all machines are the same because they aren't :
Games Media Id say on a force - 10% £105 streak 30% £70 streak 60% Flat £35
Bellfruit - 10% Streak 90% flat £35
Mazooma - 25% £70 Streak 5% £100+ Streak 70% Flat £35
Red - 15% £105 Streak 70% £70 Streak 15% Flat £35

This is obviously based on my playing experience or what I've witnessed in a pub but them figures are really true.