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[Nudgeman]

OK peoples.

Back on track. I had a little blast on the £5 Deal or no Deal the other day. I took red feature streak and blapped in £3 off some mid range features. Then it gave cash combo. It offerred £4.60 which I collected. The jackpot music played and it paid five whole pounds for that credit.
So, to the original poster - it is very likely you did not hit cash countdown on jackpot, probably £2/£3 which got you to jackpot+ in total, so then the music played for jackpot.
Harsh that you only get £5 BUT THAT'S THE LAW SON, book him Danno - murder one!

OK, sorry for that terribly lame post back to chavs in bowling alleys. Here's my take on the matter, I say







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As asking them politely to stop watching you play doesn't work.

[superbank]

gary me and my house there. im currently also working on cryogenics and time travel i suinstra obe mbe md "god" djmchdddscooter phd ma msc mres meng


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there are machines that give your more than the jackpot which is rare a neptunes treasure or something simlar used to give 28 quid every time took feature below jackpot but finding a machine that does that today would be like rocking horse shit . mr chandler you remind me of the 3 chavs down my local bowling alley the other day no fn clue what they doing what so fn ever yet told me what feature to take well they standing behind me i ignored them having played machines for 16 years and know not to take the first feature on the machine i was playing on at the time due to it being a quid they then went on the machine next to mine playing it on 50p a spin instead of the conventional 25/30 they got on board few times every time pushing for jackpot lost 30 quid then smacked shit out of machine poured drink in it complety fked said machine due to there own stupid play
every single most your in gary your allways insulting everyone telling us how great you are and how much you win which makes me think that you sir are a chav pikey bstd who probaly who probaly goes into local snooker hall buys one half coke wacks all money in bandit(from your giro that tuesday) loses all money leaves then makes up some bollocks to his mam/dad how he hasent been paid .i here there hiring in burger king gary rember you only need six words for that job you must be a shoe in ,do you want fries with that.well your not doing any work and probaly spiting in my drink you could make up more lies you could post here .

Why are you posting a pic of Patrik Antonius in your post??

[GaryChandler]

gary me and my house there. im currently also working on cryogenics and time travel i suinstra obe mbe md "god" djmchdddscooter phd ma msc mres meng


619 ,420, 313,187,5150 ©

there are machines that give your more than the jackpot which is rare a neptunes treasure or something simlar used to give 28 quid every time took feature below jackpot but finding a machine that does that today would be like rocking horse shit . mr chandler you remind me of the 3 chavs down my local bowling alley the other day no fn clue what they doing what so fn ever yet told me what feature to take well they standing behind me i ignored them having played machines for 16 years and know not to take the first feature on the machine i was playing on at the time due to it being a quid they then went on the machine next to mine playing it on 50p a spin instead of the conventional 25/30 they got on board few times every time pushing for jackpot lost 30 quid then smacked shit out of machine poured drink in it complety fked said machine due to there own stupid play
every single most your in gary your allways insulting everyone telling us how great you are and how much you win which makes me think that you sir are a chav pikey bstd who probaly who probaly goes into local snooker hall buys one half coke wacks all money in bandit(from your giro that tuesday) loses all money leaves then makes up some bollocks to his mam/dad how he hasent been paid .i here there hiring in burger king gary rember you only need six words for that job you must be a shoe in ,do you want fries with that.well your not doing any work and probaly spiting in my drink you could make up more lies you could post here .

Im not on the doll u cock, i work hard for my money i would like to see you trying to play fruit machines for a living and im not a chav or a pikey either.

Another clueless idiot....

[dtrmad2004]

What working hard IE: contributing to the country of some sorts?

I'd like to see you at work please feel free to post up some videos on youtube of you "Never losing"

Andy

[Gazeyre1966]

Im not on the doll u cock, i work hard for my money i would like to see you trying to play fruit machines for a living and im not a chav or a pikey either.

Another clueless idiot....

It is spelt "dole" you nugget. How do you get through life when you can't spell a 4-letter word? Now, you sure you aren't a chav?

A doll is a child's toy...but you would know that.

[Gazeyre1966]

Im sure i live in a nicer house than you mate so you can shut the f*** up.

And dont say it wasn't aimed at me because you know it was.

Paranoia at it's best.

[Gazeyre1966]

Ummm....and who is this guy?

First of all im at university 4 days a week so dont gimme youre dss pish or youre white lightning coz i dont drink or infact youre shit chat up lines I can "win off the fruities" ROFL who would say that to a bird really???

And what has that got to do with this topic eh ??? cardie was bewildered by the fact he got £5 from a feature which iho should have payed more he was merely enquiring to why this happened and there was a small debate on the answer to his question .
Then you come barging in with youre "Welcome to the World of " BOLLOCKS!
WHAT AGE ARE YOU MATE WHOS TO SAY YOU ARENT THE 41 YR OLD CHAV PISSING YOURE CASH UP AGAINST THE WALL ? NOT EVERYONE ON HERE IS ADDICTED TO FRUITS .
THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU MAKE YOURE NEXT STEREOTYPICAL POST.

Rant over .

[Gazeyre1966]

The "TOOlS" you are talking about are the only ones that actually play fruit machines and know what they are talking about.

And the sticker?? are you talking about the one that says the most won in one game can be £25, it means in one credit you can only win £25 then it will cost you another credit for the repeat etc.

How dare you insult a regular contributor you arrogant little nugget. For your information we have ALL played fruit machines at one time or another and KNOW what we are talking about. As far as I can see all your posts so far have all been "I want" or "cheat help" and "I always win and you are thick" posts.

As for your post saying that you earn and live in a nicer house than me....Mwwwwwaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaahhhhhaaa!!!!! Feck off teenie boy!!!

Now why don't you f*** off back down the arcade you tosser and keep your wife and kids and big house? No doubt soon you will win a 7 horse accumulator and win the lottery.

You are not kidding anyone sunshine. Keep posting here and I'll make your life a misery and I won't be the only one either.

[GaryChandler]

Ill post all i want

[GaryChandler]

Make my life a misery on the internet lmao! thats a first, sort it out.

[VampUK]

How dare you insult a regular contributor you arrogant little nugget. For your information we have ALL played fruit machines at one time or another and KNOW what we are talking about. As far as I can see all your posts so far have all been "I want" or "cheat help" and "I always win and you are thick" posts.

As for your post saying that you earn and live in a nicer house than me....Mwwwwwaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaahhhhhaaa!!!!! Feck off teenie boy!!!

Now why don't you f*** off back down the arcade you tosser and keep your wife and kids and big house? No doubt soon you will win a 7 horse accumulator and win the lottery.

You are not kidding anyone sunshine. Keep posting here and I'll make your life a misery and I won't be the only one either.

/me waits for the caped crusader to defend Gary the fruitster. I'm betting it does not happen.

[Gazeyre1966]

Make my life a misery on the internet lmao! thats a first, sort it out.

I can't find where I said that I would make your life a misery on the internet. Would you care to post that quote?

Hey, where's Kriss?

[Gazeyre1966]

/me waits for the caped crusader to defend Gary the fruitster. I'm betting it does not happen.

lol @ vamp.

Here he is!!! Oops, he can't afford petrol as he lost it on a DOND...lol

[GaryChandler]

You said keep posting here and ill make your life a misery, obviously you meant on the internet because your not exactly going to do it in real life are you?

[Gazeyre1966]

The internet is not...www.fruit-emu.com.

I just think you overstep the mark sometimes. If you win on fruit machines and you "make a living" out of it then good luck to you....but I think it's a whole load of crap you are talking.

[Nudgeman]

The Nudge signal was being beamed high into the air by Fruit Central. A prank phone call came through to The Nudgecave.

"Quick! Nudgeman! Help! Gary is being flamed on fruit emu - can you assist? We need a caped crusader." The line went dead after a few cackles and sniggers.

"Tsk!" moaned Robin, "It's all kicking off over at fruit-emu again, what are we going to do?"

"Nothing. Grab a beer from the fridge, I mean the Nudge Fridge and we'll stay chilled for a bit. Who's causing the trouble?"

"It seems to be an argument surrounding Gary Chandler. Some of the regulars are taking umbrage at his continued posting at fruit emu."

"That's nice. Let's stay put anyway."

"Hey, but this is a call for......for.....The Nudgeman.......and....hey wait there's no beer in this fridge."

"Ah yeah, slight problem with the old beer/petrol/scampi fry situation. It's a cumulative failure of Noel Edmonds and Bell Fruit causing a lack of essential supplies. So no, we are staying put. In darkness. Spare change for the meter gone as well. Actually feck this, let's get down there and spectate, I love a good argument. The walk will do us good, fetch my boots, I mean Nudge boots Robin."

........

To be continued......

[todd1970]

Pmslllll Nudgeman..this debate/argument has nothing to do with me..but its bloody entertaining with posts like that from yourself likes..

Keep going lads

[GaryChandler]

lmaoo

[mrmystery83]

Do ya know it's not the 1st time a certain someone has turned a thread into an arguement by talking complete crap. Wonder who that person is...... hmmmmm

Just hope it doesn't make new members think that's all that goes on here