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[RUFUSTFIREFLY]

it was a real close call, if i hadnt of won that money, i would have been f***ed totally, hopefully never again, a women told me that if one of these s16 machines are making a buzzin noise,anyone heard anything like this??

cheers for te replys

The buzzing noise is from the fly flying around in that empty head of yours. 600+ bucks risk??? Christ.

Seriously though that was a lucky one for you but I bet you have had losses of hundreds in the past on these machines.

Slippery slope, I can see it now.

Good job, wife + kids, nice house ,smart car, nice bottle of wine on a Saturday

Good job, wife + kids, nice house, sold the car, nice bottle of wine.

Good job, wife + kids, house sold for a smaller one, no car, nice bottle of wine.

Good job, wife and kids left, small house sold, living in bedsit, no car, 6 pack of stella.

Lost job, lost family, lost house, living in bedsit, car gone, signed on, got Giro, bottle of buckfast and a 6 pack of Stella and stuck the rest into Mecca.

Well......................you get the picture. pmsl.

[schnook]

The buzzing noise is from the fly flying around in that empty head of yours. 600+ bucks risk??? Christ.

Seriously though that was a lucky one for you but I bet you have had losses of hundreds in the past on these machines.

Slippery slope, I can see it now.

Good job, wife + kids, nice house ,smart car, nice bottle of wine on a Saturday

Good job, wife + kids, nice house, sold the car, nice bottle of wine.

Good job, wife + kids, house sold for a smaller one, no car, nice bottle of wine.

Good job, wife and kids left, small house sold, living in bedsit, no car, 6 pack of stella.

Lost job, lost family, lost house, living in bedsit, car gone, signed on, got Giro, bottle of buckfast and a 6 pack of Stella and stuck the rest into Mecca.

Well......................you get the picture. pmsl.

Nice to see you can still afford stella though............

[RUFUSTFIREFLY]

Nice to see you can still afford stella though............

Have you ever noticed that people who can't afford this and that can always afford fags and beer? Strange but true.

[DildoDez]

Sorry to temp Hijack this thread....

Not sure if you got my msg Dez,I hope that info I sent was usefull.

Ooops, sorry, just noticed it (pop-up blocker is on).

Cheers for that, i'll have a wee think about it

[Gazeyre1966]

Have you ever noticed that people who can't afford this and that can always afford fags and beer? Strange but true.

Aaah...but these kinda people want everything on a plate RUFUS. They want to have fags and beer and Food...ffs!!! Not necessarily in that order. Going out to work for a living isn't an option for them. They live off us working taxpayers OR in some cases gambling their child benefit. How can they even afford to have an internet connection? I don't know. At a guess, they will be hooked into a neighbours wireless connection.

If I was in power, if you haven't worked for 6 months and it is proved that you are deliberately avoiding work, no matter what kind of job it is...you should have your benefit cut and your crisis loans cut off completely. If you still haven't worked 6 months on from then, you should have your benefits stopped. No matter your circumstances.

This may seem harsh but I'll bet the lazy idle beggars take a job when they realise they ain't going to get free handouts anymore.

In short...I am sick and tired paying my taxes to these drug taking, smoking, alcoholic pleb layabouts who....rather than bring up their children properly, spend it on themselves and take no responsibility for their actions.

[RUFUSTFIREFLY]

Aaah...but these kinda people want everything on a plate RUFUS. They want to have fags and beer and Food...ffs!!! Not necessarily in that order. Going out to work for a living isn't an option for them. They live off us working taxpayers OR in some cases gambling their child benefit. How can they even afford to have an internet connection? I don't know. At a guess, they will be hooked into a neighbours wireless connection.

If I was in power, if you haven't worked for 6 months and it is proved that you are deliberately avoiding work, no matter what kind of job it is...you should have your benefit cut and your crisis loans cut off completely. If you still haven't worked 6 months on from then, you should have your benefits stopped. No matter your circumstances.

This may seem harsh but I'll bet the lazy idle beggars take a job when they realise they ain't going to get free handouts anymore.

Now you're talking mate, I'm voting you for the next Prime Minister.

And how about this. Those caught deliberately avoiding work should be given 3 months basic training in the foreign legion.

Can I be deputy prime minister please? haha

[jamesb99_1999]

women should be made to work topless...........

[Gazeyre1966]

I like your style RUFUS...You can be Joint PM with me...lol

However, instead of the Foreign Legion I would suggest Army Training instead. The Foreign Legion encourage you to feel sorry for yourself while the army will beat it out of you.

In fact, any youngster under 18 convicted of any street crime at all should be conscripted into the army for 3 months training.

When are we forming our party?

[Gazeyre1966]

women should be made to work topless...........

Agreed.

Except the ugly ones.

[RUFUSTFIREFLY]

I like your style RUFUS...You can be Joint PM with me...lol

However, instead of the Foreign Legion I would suggest Army Training instead. The Foreign Legion encourage you to feel sorry for yourself while the army will beat it out of you.

In fact, any youngster under 18 convicted of any street crime at all should be conscripted into the army for 3 months training.

When are we forming our party?

We'll need to think of name first.

How does 'The hard working people against lazy job dodging bastards party' sound?

Has a nice ring to it. lol

[Gazeyre1966]

We'll need to think of name first.

How does 'The hard working people against lazy job dodging bastards party' sound?

Has a nice ring to it. lol

Heh heh!!! Unfortunately you missed out the words "benefit scrounging" and "thieving criminals" out of it. Apart from that, it's spot on!!!