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[cardie]

Do you know half the things that go on in this world? have you been locked up your whole life?

You still dont think its possible to make money of fruits!!! thats amazing how old are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emptiers may get chipped out but that doesn't mean there's loads of little tricks methods etc that DONT get chipped out where you can still make money from but i spose you would now that wouldn't you eh?

Ouch !!

[TheMission]

What do you find the most annoying thing is about playing fruits?

I find that one of them is when two of you have gone out and absolutely hammered some fruits and then you got to split the money so your sitting there counting like a thousand pound coins, bloody annoying that is...also the green hands is pretty annoying.

What do you lot think?

I find the most annoying thing about fruits is logging into forums about them and reading crap like this.

[GaryChandler]

Ok mate go do some swede, BYE.

[prizeguy2005]

You can make money on fruits definately!

I know someone who is a millionaire through fruits, he also sells veg and flowers aswell just to supplement his income.

[TheMission]

Ok mate go do some swede, BYE.

So your "most annoying" thing (according to you) about fruits is winning £1000 split between two of you.

That's either shite, or you trying to wave your knob in front of everybody else's face. Either way f*** off.

[cardie]

So your "most annoying" thing (according to you) about fruits is winning £1000 split between two of you.

That's either shite, or you trying to wave your knob in front of everybody else's face. Either way f*** off.

Oh Aye !!

[GaryChandler]

So your "most annoying" thing (according to you) about fruits is winning £1000 split between two of you.

That's either shite, or you trying to wave your knob in front of everybody else's face. Either way f*** off.

Someone's jelous! haha

[GaryChandler]

Yeah "TheMission" it fooks you up.

[fruitman69]

Well i must admit i have stayed out this type of thread for long time.

But i have to admit even tho i do not play them myself i DO know someone that does make a consistant living from them by playing them and without emptiers.

I do know their profits vary but it is always between 700 - 2000 a month they clear.

He also teams up with a couple of guys often to maximise profit esp in the london casinos.

To give an example the Grand slam and clones were always good for a few hundred profit for a couple of hours "work" and the likes of 5 alive when they were about even i was taking a few hundred out of those years ago....

Basicly boiling it down, if you know how the machines are programmed , flagged etc then you will always have a slight edge over other people and sometimes the emu proves this ( like when you get threads like.... how does the % work as mine is way below ) etc sometimes that will just be the machine isnt being played to its full potential...

Of course diff manus = diff programmers but most programmers have a set style so once you know it generally you can get JP's out of machines easier than an average player....

Back to the slams if you play them right they would give you 3 or 4 JP's ( £1000 ) close enough together to make good profit if you played it right for them.

Ok so you might have had to put in 2.5 - 3.8k to get the 3 or 4k but if you know what your doing you knew you was gonna be up at least few hundred from the very first £20.

Yes gary could be a bullshitter but i for one know he could be making a living from it.


Steve

[VampUK]

Funny how its members of a certain crappy fme site thats dead in the water that come here to cause shit.

[TheMission]

Well i must admit i have stayed out this type of thread for long time.

But i have to admit even tho i do not play them myself i DO know someone that does make a consistant living from them by playing them and without emptiers.

I do know their profits vary but it is always between 700 - 2000 a month they clear.

Nobody here has claimed otherwise. But starting a thread claiming that the worst thing about playing fruits is splitting winnings is a "look at me" exercise which has been tried hundreds of times before. See the latest "How much have you won in a day" thread as an example.

Basicly boiling it down, if you know how the machines are programmed , flagged etc then you will always have a slight edge over other people and sometimes the emu proves this ( like when you get threads like.... how does the % work as mine is way below ) etc sometimes that will just be the machine isnt being played to its full potential...

Of course diff manus = diff programmers but most programmers have a set style so once you know it generally you can get JP's out of machines easier than an average player....

Back to the slams if you play them right they would give you 3 or 4 JP's ( £1000 ) close enough together to make good profit if you played it right for them.

Ok so you might have had to put in 2.5 - 3.8k to get the 3 or 4k but if you know what your doing you knew you was gonna be up at least few hundred from the very first £20.

Yes gary could be a bullshitter but i for one know he could be making a living from it.


Steve

I too make a living from it, but not in the same way.

[Geddy]

Well as long as you tell the Tax man about your income then that is fine

[Geddy]

Funny how its members of a certain crappy fme site thats dead in the water that come here to cause shit.

Is that the one I don't post too and Alth is banned from then?

[VampUK]

Is that the one I don't post too and Alth is banned from then?

lol. I'm not gonna mention any names.

[GaryChandler]

I dont go on any other FME sites.

[Chris_010292]

Most annoying thing, ermmmm??? I would probably say not having any change and when they do not accept coins LOL.

[stu55554]

i hate what happened today put £40 in a barmy army £5 jp yes £5 jp:( as i know it can megastreak for £25 then thow in bout 3 jps after anyway i was forced to collect a crap feature when i was 2 away from top thought id gamble it up n lost won £2 its set to auto pay out n hopper got stuck arcade owner gave me the £2 n turned the machine off i was pissed off to say the least

[fruitman69]

Well as long as you tell the Tax man about your income then that is fine

Gambling is not taxable in the UK.

And you dont have to declare it.

[stanmarsh14]

Gambling is not taxable in the UK.

And you don't have to declare it.

WRONG surprisingly, but it depends on some factors, such like if it is your main means of income, etc. However, the tax man has to prove this, which in itself is near impossible to prove.

You could also look at it from the other end of the scale.... losses in some cases are tax deductible, however you need to prove this, and again just like proving earnings via gambling, this too is near enough impossible to prove.