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[Judas Mesias]

people who give unwanted advice like when i was playing a monty python or something simlar got pick a win climbs up money 2-3-4 ect which is jp i knew this yet some tool taps me on shoulder tells me anyways i then get another board logo flashing like disco some tool tells me im invincible well no shit sherlock then tells me i should take the streak one below jackpot which gave about 26 pound on that machine was few years ago 15 jp then tells me if i get back on board ill be invinciable again im thinking well fk me i did not know that sarcasticly to my self he then tells me well im having look at horses before i left as i was in betting shop which horse to back i picked complety the opopsit to what he said threw tenner on it wins i leave about 220 quid up , went in there few days after that collect me huge 13 pound placepot seen him and his mate playing on new machine they had in they getting on board every spin almost im mode every time jackpot they ended up pressing collect gives iou and alarm for like a grand they hadent seen it was in test mode laughed at them then left

[Nudgeman]

I always find change machines that take coins and pay out notes, reject about nine out of every ten coins you feed in. Also this has the effect of turning all staff into wasps and they buzz and hover (unless they're hoovering - best time to do it) around you asking where, who and why you won that money. Quite useful for the odd sly tenner, but don't float in and try changing £200 and think you can float out again unnoticed.

Alth that wasn't random bollocks, it was compensated bollocks due to the lack of balls in earlier postings.

[Fruity_Goodness]

So your "most annoying" thing (according to you) about fruits is winning £1000 split between two of you.

That's either shite, or you trying to wave your knob in front of everybody else's face. Either way f*** off.

Ha ha!! Yeah, stop pissing in my ear!

[Fruity_Goodness]

Most annoying thing, ermmmm??? I would probably say not having any change and when they do not accept coins LOL.

$&%# arcardes where half the lamps on the fruity don't work is pretty annoying. Makes it difficult when you get da Reel Blasts.

But I can see that winning a shedload of money would be pretty annoying. I'm not really happy unless I lose.

[Fruity_Goodness]

Sandy The FTV Girl ... "Aye, you would"

No you wouldn't matey, she's a rug muncher.

[todd1970]

No you wouldn't matey, she's a rug muncher.

Is it just me or..I dont really see that as such a big issue ?

[stanmarsh14]

Is it just me or..I dont really see that as such a big issue ?

Heh, I'd pay good cash to see that lass lick carpet

[VampUK]

I'd rather she hoovered my carpet, then polished my trumpet.

[todd1970]

Heh, I'd pay good cash to see that lass lick carpet

It just so happens that in my *ahem* hidden folder in "My Documents"

Cheques made payable to me thanks.

[jamesb99_1999]

It just so happens that in my *ahem* hidden folder in "My Documents"

Cheques made payable to me thanks.

I thought you'd lost your stash of porn in the great hd disaster of September 11th....... Seem to remember an appeal or something... And hearing how you had been traumatised by it

I wouldn't mind seeing Sandy munching rug, but if you have any of her doing lesbian stuff instead - that would be more exciting

[VampUK]

if you have any of her doing lesbian stuff instead - that would be more exciting

Like buying new combat boots or tuning a motorbike engine whilst drinking a pint of bitter?

[superbank]

This thread seems to have gone OT in the most fantastic fashion!!

[GaryChandler]

single most anoying thing about playing fruit machine some twat standing behind me giving me advice i dont need or want hanging over me shoulder wacthing me every f*****g move really pisses me off ,no one person wins all the time regardless of how much money they have there skill or any other bullshit that you may say gary nobody can win all the time or gambling which is wagering on a outcome which you can not know would be called winning and then there would not be a single bookmakers/arcade/casino in the entire fking world open .a good gambler should be someone who has a bankroll and wins about 75 percent of time and has enough bankroll to make back next day there loses from previous day without becoming a adict beacuse no one wins all the time like you "seem" to gary or whoever you are probaly a regular trying to piss people off imagene that online

i spell like shit im white trash imma broke f*****g bum and i dont form sentences and i live in shity council flat on my own least i dont lie about it unlike yourself .apart from the patrick antonius and fancy house worth like 78 million just in case you need anything to insult me with after using some chat rooms it seems a good idea to give idiots help with there insults seen as they can only drone the same one over and over and over beacuse i try and chat inna chat room they insult me go figure

i wore a onion on my belt was the style at the time
ramble aimless point ?

Another idiot that doesn't have a clue.....go back to your shithole of a home.

[jamesb99_1999]

At least Sunistra was on topic He was expressing what he dislikes about fruit machines in the wild - unfortunately for the person who started the thread it's twats who think they can win all the time (the pro players) who jockey and sniper casual players!! This is irony........ I hate sharks too Sunistra so well said.

[subby]

Agree with you Fruity_Goodness, i have a Golden Game in one of my locals where the player one hold bulbs do not work. Have seen people playing away at it not realising the holds wont light up.
Naturally the owners have been told but are not interested in forking out for 3 little bulbs. Says it all lol.

[jamesb99_1999]

sorry - I have really been trying not to post in the title as well - lol.... Well that was just a one off - I am determined to only post to the title when starting threads Hope I can keep it up.

[GaryChandler]

Right then poind coin competition.

Whoever gets the picture of the most pound coins by the end of january wins.

I have already got about £80 in coins and £200 in notes so i will have to take a picture of them aswell by the end so no one thinks im cheating.