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[Fruity_Goodness]

I defy anyone to find a more atrocious, evil, dire fruit machine than Global's "Pontoon Club £250jp". It really is a marvel of fruit machine engineering.

[DildoDez]

I defy anyone to find a more atrocious, evil, dire fruit machine than Global's "Pontoon Club £250jp". It really is a marvel of fruit machine engineering.

I agree. That and the other card themed one they have which is a near clone. Dire, dire machines.

[Fruity_Goodness]

Gary Chandler hit it before you?

/me sets mode -sarcasm

Well .... I did see the "Global Batsignal" signal in the sky a few days ago. Thought nothing of it.

[Fruity_Goodness]

You saw the dark evil Global symbol and played anyway tisk tisk.

Er ... Yeah ... I'm a bit thick to be honest. If I walked into that bookies and saw a bucket of shit with Xmas tree lights on I'd've still slung £50 in it. I just wish the manager would get a nice old £25er or £35er. At least you can (usually) get half your money back if you knacker, say £100 through it. I could win £50 a day outta them fruities for the next 40 years and I still wouldn't have broken even.

Still, like the fella says ... When the lights stop flashing stick another pound in.

[Judas Mesias]

this gary chandler fella must get around alot must be the reason i keep losin on the machines as he has emptied them all previous to me going in that pub/club/bookies and very very rarely niteclub normaly to pissed to see what im drinking let alone press buttons
temple of treasure club in my local snooker place total crap about 30 quid to get board then get offered crap feature worth quid and over the moon club pretty dire i like licked adaers and ladders or how ever i spell that untill the club found out it was knackered and every board gave 25 quid used to make me a couple hundred pound a day untill they got wise they replaced it with dire crap machine that was so bad i cant even rember its name

[GaryChandler]

Cheers for the money lads.

[GaryChandler]

Thank you thank you.

[KRISP2003]

i beg to differ 200 pound barcrest big deal
the gamble system is cards high and low , on the features
and if u get a win u cant exchange - and u hav to choose 1 and half 2 or 3 or 6 or 12
slung loads of money in it and not a good return

[DildoDez]

i beg to differ 200 pound barcrest big deal
the gamble system is cards high and low , on the features
and if u get a win u cant exchange - and u hav to choose 1 and half 2 or 3 or 6 or 12
slung loads of money in it and not a good return

As much as i hate Big Deal, i've jackpotted the £100 version, and i have had a decent run or two on it as well. It does suck, but when it's in a good mood it will offer you a close run of features which will go to about a fiver.

This other machine, the global jobby... i think it gives a feature once every £40 or something. And you'll stuggle to hi-lo very high up it.