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[Judas Mesias]

105 quid and i bet you still never bought a bar of soap
you must have to do a lot of drinking being a male escort like you arse must been killin after them 14 blokes like:bigeyes21:

[Judas Mesias]

Only made £105 today, was more drinking and less playing going on though to be honest.

Do you lot even know how to play golden games? and no not the shitty knock back for the whistle method.

well i bought a golden game emptier off ebay it said i should knock back the whistle then i should knock back a larger followed by some spirt but i shollowed the whistle ended up in casualty

[cashbox1]

I hear Gary Chandler found a pikey emptier for someones house and thats how he made £105 yesterday.

LMAO Alth.............. you get worse mate

[Nudgeman]

There's no excuse for smelling bad. If you've just spent the past year in an Arabian shithouse and felt the urge to walk straight into your local arcade.....NO!....You should have sneaked into the local swimming baths for a quick dip first

Poor personal hygiene is common amongst gamblers. PHWOOOOAR!!!! WHIFFFFF! PONG!!!!! UUUURRRRGGGHHHHH!! What a bloomin' stench!!
Soap and water that's all it takes. People moan about passive smoking and how it can increase chances of cancer in later life. Well these smells.....uffffffttt........so bad I would think cancer was pretty much guaranteed from one sniff so I'm fecked.

Plastic raincoats soaked in the rain, bundled into a cold damp place to stinknate.
Socks left on for days on end, to allow growth of bacteria and fungus in between toes.
Bad breath from poor, glucose rich diet and poor dental hygiene.
Warm body cavities left unwashed for days on end to promote 'rich' odours.
Traces of faecal product left to mature around the peroneal area.

All of the above in a wonderful fruity combination.


Why oh why oh why oh why do you have to come and invade my space?

Our city centre bookmakers smells worse than Fertiliser Franks fertiliser fetish farm.

Smelly gamblers - sort it out!


Any smelly gamblers on here?

[superbank]

There's no excuse for smelling bad. If you've just spent the past year in an Arabian shithouse and felt the urge to walk straight into your local arcade.....NO!....You should have sneaked into the local swimming baths for a quick dip first

Poor personal hygiene is common amongst gamblers. PHWOOOOAR!!!! WHIFFFFF! PONG!!!!! UUUURRRRGGGHHHHH!! What a bloomin' stench!!
Soap and water that's all it takes. People moan about passive smoking and how it can increase chances of cancer in later life. Well these smells.....uffffffttt........so bad I would think cancer was pretty much guaranteed from one sniff so I'm fecked.

Plastic raincoats soaked in the rain, bundled into a cold damp place to stinknate.
Socks left on for days on end, to allow growth of bacteria and fungus in between toes.
Bad breath from poor, glucose rich diet and poor dental hygiene.
Warm body cavities left unwashed for days on end to promote 'rich' odours.
Traces of faecal product left to mature around the peroneal area.

All of the above in a wonderful fruity combination.


Why oh why oh why oh why do you have to come and invade my space?

Our city centre bookmakers smells worse than Fertiliser Franks fertiliser fetish farm.

Smelly gamblers - sort it out!


Any smelly gamblers on here?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I'll have a pint of whatever he's on!!!

[stu55554]

lol theres alot of smelly gamblers in redcar . i mean it puts me off going near the machines there on n also it puts you off your free bacon sandwhich:(

[bri365]

lol
:secret: did you whip round.


I agree though, the next time you go near a fruit machine, STOP, email me, send the money you would have spent to the address i provide, come on here and moan i took your money, then repeat.

Then at least I will be happy to listen to you moan.

Rev. Kev.

Bugger, I meant to write whip but wrote wipe because of the shit he keeps posting.

[cliffc]

lol theres alot of smelly gamblers in redcar . i mean it puts me off going near the machines there on n also it puts you off your free bacon sandwhich:(

Hi

The reason for this is it keeps them sharkers away to having said that as a occaional player in Redcar i only live a 10 min drive away, I have not been there since before Xmas must venture over there soon. back on topic (a hazelnut in every bite).
I have never noticed any one smelling that bad, I allways apply soap and water not to mention sure 24 hour underarm smelly stuff before i leave for the arcade.

Cliff C

[gambogaz1]

Only made £105 today

Must try harder Gary. A very decent £209 profit for me last night, complete with a Bonus Hangover this morning. Far far too much alcohol consumed last night. But with only 1 decent machine in a pub at best then I have no choice but to take in several establishments.

[todd1970]

Im no a pikey..but i certainly dont wash either..so what does that make me ?

[gambogaz1]

Im no a pikey..but i certainly dont wash either..so what does that make me ?

A dirty Fecker

[stu55554]

i won alot on a machine i cant remeber the name it s by extreme gaming i know that (the sign at the top was big enuff) its in lass vagas in the corner near space invaiders you have to get 3 taps for you super spins round the top board i got piping hot streak 5 times about £30 each time then killed dme few boards after on £1 but i love this machine

[ady]

i lost about £170 in this machine today with 1 mega streak going for £35 which pissed me off the next bord £2 then dead it was still down the back!! simpily the worst machine ive played to date

i won alot on a machine i cant remeber the name it s by extreme gaming i know that (the sign at the top was big enuff) its in lass vagas in the corner near space invaiders you have to get 3 taps for you super spins round the top board i got piping hot streak 5 times about £30 each time then killed dme few boards after on £1 but i love this machine

You created this thread, taking your first 'n last posts dont really make you a winner does it?..........so is this thread saying you win or lose?....contradiction!

[Dr DX]

Im no a pikey..but i certainly dont wash either..so what does that make me ?

What does your punters think? Or do they like it Dirty?

[Chris_010292]

i won alot on a machine i cant remeber the name it s by extreme gaming i know that (the sign at the top was big enuff) its in lass vagas in the corner near space invaiders you have to get 3 taps for you super spins round the top board i got piping hot streak 5 times about £30 each time then killed dme few boards after on £1 but i love this machine

Round The Bend - My favourite machine of all time.

[Judas Mesias]

i won alot on a machine i cant remeber the name it s by extreme gaming i know that (the sign at the top was big enuff) its in lass vagas in the corner near space invaiders you have to get 3 taps for you super spins round the top board i got piping hot streak 5 times about £30 each time then killed dme few boards after on £1 but i love this machine

i rember this machine played in bookies had some form of extra flush feature if lit let back on board which i kept missing :bigeyes24:got jackpot played few more pound game dead i left via the exit ,when i went back month later replaced with dond dond or some fn ant and deck dond clone there 2 machines passed on that tried pub yet more dond crap things every where:bigeyes24:

[Judas Mesias]

tx chris would annoyed me all day if someone had not reminded me off the name of said machine