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[Gazeyre1966]

The woman in front of you in the supermarket queue always wants to pay for £2 worth of groceries with a credit card.

...If she's going through the self-serve scanner bit then she can't work it and takes ages.

....old people are up so early when everyone else is trying to get to bloody work. They zig-zag in front of me when I'm trying to walk to work. Where are they going at 8.30 in the morning ffs?

...In the bank, when you are in a hurry...is there some old biddy chatting with a member of staff about her chilblains when the queue is almost out of the fecking door?

....People with problems phone you at work at 4.55pm and claim that they've just had a letter......They've been sleeping all day, the #@#@#@#s.

...labour are still in power. They are incompetent fools.

...People only care about an issue when it occurs to a member of their family or a friend?

...pubs only have happy hours during the day when I'm at work. Feeding the unemployed.

I'm just on my soapbox now. Please feel free to add.

[todd1970]

Sunday drivers really do fookin go out on a Sunday.

[cashbox1]

Why is it that GaryChandler is such a knobcheese? if brains were dynamite,he couldnt even blow his f@@@@@@g nose

[ninelives]

Your post made me laugh, I totally agree nearly all of the above

So heres my contribution;

Has anyone else noticed that the old people that moan that people have no respect for their elder are some of the most rude arrogant people that Ive met....

What the f***s up with people cant understand how car parks work like those who park across two spaces or at a ridicules angle......

Why is the government hell bent on punishing smokers, when if everyone quit then the NHS would lose billions in funding........

Why do people blame oil companies for the high fuel prices when government imposed duty makes up over half the price of fuel in the UK.....

Why do supermarket do the 4 for the price of 3 on shit that no one wants like gristle filled pies or tinned hot dogs filled with mechanically reclaimed meat and crunchy bone fragments....

Why is it that different power companies charge and varying range prices when all comes from the same power station........

How come all the tele-sales nobs keep phoning even though I hang up without speaking to them. If i wanted a new phone or windows or life insurance Id got to a shop.....

WTF is Debt free Direct as far as I can make out they pay off all your current debt then you have to pay double the amount back in monthly installments. How the f*** is that 'Debt Free'.........

and finally, whats the point in having a 7 day weather forecast when its usually wrong by the second day.

There my moan......sadly I enjoyed getting that off my chest.

[Guitar]

Why cant Hospitals and Schools have all the money they need and the army can have Jumble Sales to buy guns?

[xtinkerxbell]

these are some of the ones that bug me

some one says its always in the last place you look well duh why would u keep looking after you have found it

where did you last have it ? well if i knew that then i wouldnt be looking for it

[CrAzYbAr]

Why do people clean their bins.....It's a f*****g BIN for christs sake! Not exactly going to be worthwile now is it...

[Gazeyre1966]

A couple of good points yourself. You can't expect the younger generation to behave when their elders act like a bunch of degenerates.

Your post made me laugh, I totally agree nearly all of the above

So heres my contribution;

Has anyone else noticed that the old people that moan that people have no respect for their elder are some of the most rude arrogant people that Ive met....

What the f***s up with people cant understand how car parks work like those who park across two spaces or at a ridicules angle......

Why is the government hell bent on punishing smokers, when if everyone quit then the NHS would lose billions in funding........

Why do people blame oil companies for the high fuel prices when government imposed duty makes up over half the price of fuel in the UK.....

Why do supermarket do the 4 for the price of 3 on shit that no one wants like gristle filled pies or tinned hot dogs filled with mechanically reclaimed meat and crunchy bone fragments....

Why is it that different power companies charge and varying range prices when all comes from the same power station........

How come all the tele-sales nobs keep phoning even though I hang up without speaking to them. If i wanted a new phone or windows or life insurance Id got to a shop.....

WTF is Debt free Direct as far as I can make out they pay off all your current debt then you have to pay double the amount back in monthly installments. How the f*** is that 'Debt Free'.........

and finally, whats the point in having a 7 day weather forecast when its usually wrong by the second day.

There my moan......sadly I enjoyed getting that off my chest.

[Gazeyre1966]

Why do people clean their bins.....It's a f*****g BIN for christs sake! Not exactly going to be worthwile now is it...

Spot on Crazy....You have to laugh at people as obsessional as that. Yer bin is full of shite, yeah, but I still need to clean it (?????????????????????)

[Geddy]

People on the bus never have money out ready to pay almost like its a great shock that they have to pay at all.

Correct......especially those f*****g students eh?

[bri365]

my complaints are:-
People who come on here whinging that they've lost money playing the fruties today. Don't play em.
People who come on here and lie threw the teeth that they have one a couple of hundred quid form a three pound jackpot machine because it streaked. Wake up and smell the coffee arsewipe.
People who ask "have you got any spare change" outside a shop, of course I've got spare change you prick, you've just seen me at the till giving the guy a fiver for my newspaper and you saw him give me change.

[cashbox1]

Alth thats nothing mate- the other day i got asked for a spare fag and a quid for some bus fare lol- same person

[DaemonX]

When I was in blackpool, I was asled if I had a spare quid so this kid could get home, I said how f*****g far can you get with a quid, 2 stops these days. walk ya lazy f***.

Then I had a heart, and said, tell ya what, I'll wait with you and BUY you the bus ticket when the bus comes. Strangely he declined. maybe he didn't want to catch the bus

On the OLD people front... in my home town the paths were wide enough for 3 people, so old people walked in rows of three, now it's been widened, they walk in groups of 5.

[Nudgeman]

Ok, let me get into gear.


1) Shitty little musical phones. Yes. Iritating chavs have 'em. They walk past all the shops with tssshs tshss tsshtsh stsht sthst sths tsht stshts hst ssh playing repetitively out of the 1mm super tweeter in their $&%#ia Blingia pod-u-like chav phone that their Slateresque orange mother has got them on credit. Can you seriously not walk a few metres without having to listen to So Solid Crew, or whatever it is these days, playing out of seriously inept speakers? In my day. Ahem. IN MY DAY we had ghettoblasters. Yes ghettoblasters. They were so big with an assortment of woofers, sub woofers and superduperbassbin woofers that they could kill all those pensioners clogging up the pavements with their ferocious power. These days there is all this gang culture rubbish, yet they haven't got 2 watts of music power to rub between them. Switch the swooshy tinny things off. Listen to the sound of the bus engine, or someone calling 'Big Issue' over and over again. It's more entertaining.

2) Yes. People asking for 'bus fare'. Strangely enough I have offerred to buy their ticket directly for them and strangely enough they also declined. It's almost like they want to spend the money on something else. Wierd. There is this one guy in my local city centre who has asked me on about eight seperate occassions if I can 'spare 50p boss'. Seeing as the point has already been made about people begging for money under false pretences, I'm going to add a new point. So this is still point number two, but point number two is starting now. This instant. So listen in. This is it >>>> It's the ABOVE the rate of inflation in the amounts asked for by beggars these days. In the old days, you could drop 10p into the lap of a tramp and they would be truly grateful. Now they spit it back and ask for a quid. Then the crackheads who need a £5iver 'cos the missus 'as run out of petrol. Maybe she should stop drinking petrol then. It's not like we don't pay taxes so these chumps can clog up our post office queues every so often.

3) People who always have colds. Oh dear. You've just spent £20 on seven billion different prepartions all containing the same two ingredients of paracetamol and pseudoephedrine. You're still snivelling like a little baby. SORT IT OUT! SORT IT OUT! SORT IT OUT! Get a grip for Gawd's sake.

4) 'Trendy bars' - So your bar has lots of metal, glass and polished wood surfaces. A repetitive house beat plays over and over and over and over and over again on Friday and Saturday nights. This means £4 admission. Also there is......ahem. This statement is important. There IS NO FRUIT MACHINE. Or darts board, or pool table for that matter. Too cool for pool? You sad sack sycophantic lilly livered sheep. Since when has Stella cost £4 for a bottle? It's a large price to pay for not sharing the same room as someone in a tracksuit.

[todd1970]

Has anyone ever watched that program Goldenballs on ITV.

Right..when it come to the bit where its Split or Steal and they have 2 balls in front of them.

It annoys the fook out of me when they open and look at one of them and then open the other one and look at it.

Duhhh..is it no pretty fookin obvious if the 1st one ye look at it Steal..whats the other one gonna be. ??

[Gazeyre1966]

Thought of one thanks to bri's post 'do you have a spare cig?' like such a thing exists!

If some scavenger asks me if I have a spare cig...I just reply "No mate...I am going to smoke all of 'em"

[Gazeyre1966]

Has anyone ever watched that program Goldenballs on ITV.

Right..when it come to the bit where its Split or Steal and they have 2 balls in front of them.

It annoys the fook out of me when they open and look at one of them and then open the other one and look at it.

Duhhh..is it no pretty fookin obvious if the 1st one ye look at it Steal..whats the other one gonna be. ??

I fecking hate this programme Todd...Probably because of my gambling past but I can't believe these pricks when they are playing for serious money at the end and they try and steal. How greedy are we as a society that you would try and steal £10,000 from a poor student when you could win £10,000 yourself? Greedy f*****g bastards, that's what these toerags are.

Mind you, anyone stupid or thick enough to go on this show deserves their balls rattled hard.

Have you ever noticed that every person from Liverpool has tried to steal so far? Doesn't that just tell you something?

[todd1970]

TBH Gaz thats the best part of the show..just the look on thier faces..when they are like..i promise ill split..and they end up stealing.