Now this aint a trolling thread but an honest ask, whats the worst machine emulated or not emulated you have played there have been some stinkers I have played but Club Gladiator has to be the worst I have played when testing that I lost the will to live it was awful.
So go on whats yours I mean actual machines not layouts you can have a great layout of a shit machine, I mean the actual playability of the machine saw someone playing the new rebuild of Open the Box and wondered why it had a payout tray never saw a board above £4. LOL
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 05:22 PM
Shark Raving Mad, although DX'ed pretty well has to be way up there. Not only for poor gameplay but for the shittiest sounds ever heard on a fruitie.
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In days of yore...Del's Millions was a c*** to play in the wild.
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 05:55 PM
anything Global...
Card shark, back to the features, Shark raving mad, Lotta luck Thes are just based on the ones at the snooker hall but the percentage is set way down....but it only usually costs me "bar change"..
Card shark, back to the features, Shark raving mad, Lotta luck Thes are just based on the ones at the snooker hall but the percentage is set way down....but it only usually costs me "bar change"..
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 05:57 PM
Anything By Red Gamer
Money Grabbing sods
as for the rest they are Just Good Play machines
Money Grabbing sods
as for the rest they are Just Good Play machines
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 05:58 PM
Pretty much all the emulated globals.
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 06:09 PM
how many is therePretty much all the emulated globals.
i thought there was only spotted dick and up yer riggin
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 06:44 PM
how many is there
i thought there was only spotted dick and up yer riggin
Bangin away and jiggin the riggin, or whatever it was called. I think there's 1 scopion 2 machine, can't remember the name.
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 06:48 PM
Good god alive Bangin away will to live sapping that one saw one in the wild and run a mile from it the sounds used to do my head in.
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 06:50 PM
BANGIN AWAY !! every time u enter the f*****g featureGood god alive Bangin away will to live sapping that one saw one in the wild and run a mile from it the sounds used to do my head in.
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 06:58 PM
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 07:32 PM
magic sevens . electrocoin . dunno what's magic about them you would need to a bloody magician to get a return
on the buses ( maygay ?) what a pile of shit
and of course the dreadful granny magnets party time and bar x machines.
on the buses ( maygay ?) what a pile of shit
and of course the dreadful granny magnets party time and bar x machines.
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 07:43 PM
re banging away the machine should of just been called can I help you sir, as thats what is says you get a ? mark, think my record was about 9 ? in a row, thought the game was going to crash. back to worst games agree about the emulated globals been poor, other ones deserving a mention are
barcrest barmy army hate the sounds, hate the flat profile
bellfruit royle banker, nice sounds but terrible machine
bellfruit return of the king LOTR for taking £250 on the emu to get past the £15 block once
any empire on £25 jackpot settings
most vivids except maybe hi lo karate and cliffhanger quite like them for some reason)
most QPS machines on £25 settings
mazomma cashanova (one of the few emulated mazoomas I hate)
in the wild the worst machine I ever played was either maygay x marks the spot, or red gaming sting king rich on 10p £5 absolute joke
barcrest barmy army hate the sounds, hate the flat profile
bellfruit royle banker, nice sounds but terrible machine
bellfruit return of the king LOTR for taking £250 on the emu to get past the £15 block once
any empire on £25 jackpot settings
most vivids except maybe hi lo karate and cliffhanger quite like them for some reason)
most QPS machines on £25 settings
mazomma cashanova (one of the few emulated mazoomas I hate)
in the wild the worst machine I ever played was either maygay x marks the spot, or red gaming sting king rich on 10p £5 absolute joke
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 07:45 PM
All the Section 16 machines.
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 07:56 PM
Seconded,total waste of space and even worse on £1 stakeAll the Section 16 machines.
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 08:17 PM
Any poxy Barcrest pile of crap (£5 Jackpot), it seems that all they do is take £4 or more for a board for a £2 block board, yawwwwwn!!!!
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 08:20 PM
I want names damn it my mam actually does well on these when we go to Butlins don't think I have even seen one of these I stay away from the arcade.
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 08:25 PM
Globals do suck but emulated I enjoy them, nice sound packages. Screwing Around for eg.
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 08:29 PM
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Posted 26 May 2008 - 08:31 PM
I remember you released red alert pook, your comment was priceless 'cannot polish a turd' I actually always did well on the machine.
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