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#42
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Posted 30 August 2008 - 10:13 AM
This girls IQ is 109...CAN YOU BEAT HER?
Yes? Well would you like to use a stick, or boxing gloves?
Yes? Well would you like to use a stick, or boxing gloves?
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#43
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Posted 31 August 2008 - 08:07 PM
Unlikely online ad:
YOUR PENIS IS ALREADY BIG ENOUGH! In fact don't wave it around, you'll have someone's eye out!
YOUR PENIS IS ALREADY BIG ENOUGH! In fact don't wave it around, you'll have someone's eye out!
#45
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Posted 31 August 2008 - 10:40 PM
You havent won a free ipod.
Mmmmmm...Sandy ive 'ad her ye know. 
#46
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Posted 01 September 2008 - 11:13 AM
I thought I was the only one who got ads like that...Unlikely online ad:
YOUR PENIS IS ALREADY BIG ENOUGH! In fact don't wave it around, you'll have someone's eye out...
Here's mine - 'Don't ask us for financial tips, we're so skint we're having to send this spam from the local library...'
or... 'QUALIFICATION$! PROFE$$IONAL! L€GAL! M€DICAL! QUALIFICATION$!
...buy some course materials, study hard enough, and you'll get one of these and improve your job prospects - just my little tip for the day...'
Edited by PJ, 01 September 2008 - 11:42 AM.
Winning is not a crime...
NEITHER IS SWEARING!!!
NEITHER IS SWEARING!!!
#47
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Posted 05 September 2008 - 11:27 AM
OK, guess it's gone dead again (or maybe I'm just an impatient bitch ) - how about 'Unlikely Things A Fruit Machine Alpha Would Say To A Punter' - here's mine:-
'YOU'VE DONE YOUR BOLLOCKS - NOW f*** OFF AND LET SOMEONE ELSE PLAY, LOSER'
) - how about 'Unlikely Things A Fruit Machine Alpha Would Say To A Punter' - here's mine:-'YOU'VE DONE YOUR BOLLOCKS - NOW f*** OFF AND LET SOMEONE ELSE PLAY, LOSER'
Winning is not a crime...
NEITHER IS SWEARING!!!
NEITHER IS SWEARING!!!
#48
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Posted 05 September 2008 - 11:38 AM
Ahh good choice for a topic! 
Depress Hold 1 for last game info...He is sensitive about comments about his weight, and the fact he got dumped last week.
Depress Hold 1 for last game info...He is sensitive about comments about his weight, and the fact he got dumped last week.
This is a site for EMULATION purposes of older machines. Not playing strategies.
If you are more interested in playing modern machines,
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#49
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Posted 05 September 2008 - 12:25 PM
"Oi! Stop pointing that Remote Microwave Emptier at me, it's starting to make my eproms ache!"
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Posted 05 September 2008 - 12:34 PM
Press Hold For secret Emptier
Save your Money.......You cant win
Is that A microwave Jammer in your pocket...or has that Mega streak given you wood
Save your Money.......You cant win
Is that A microwave Jammer in your pocket...or has that Mega streak given you wood
Cyberpunk:- alienated loner who lives on the edge of society in generally dystopic future where daily life is impacted by rapid technological change, an ubiquitous datasphere of computerized information, and invasive modification of the human body.....Hmmmmm
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#51
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Posted 05 September 2008 - 04:35 PM
"Do you know that for every £1 you put in me you are going to win 70p back....ha ha ha? Unless your name is Garychandler.
<span style='font-family: Comic Sans MS'><span style='font-size: 12px;'>It's all done in the best possible taste. 
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#52
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Posted 05 September 2008 - 06:18 PM
Qps.
Repeat? YES NO YES NO YES NO....
YES!!!!
Repeat? YES NO YES NO YES NO....
YES!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/FruitVideos - My youtube channel
https://drive.google...&usp=drive_link - My Drive
#53
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Posted 05 September 2008 - 07:02 PM
Hold the bells i said, not your balls
#54
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Posted 05 September 2008 - 07:25 PM
The Time, sponsored by Red Gaming is 9am....WHAT THE f*** ARE YOU DOING IN A WETHERSPOONS AT 9AM??? GET A LIFE AND A BURD!
This is a site for EMULATION purposes of older machines. Not playing strategies.
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#55
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Posted 05 September 2008 - 08:01 PM
You are guaranteed to win your money back on this machine
This machine is fitted with an anti chav device
Go on.....it just might hold.....go on...i dare you.......
Globals:-
This machine pays out over 30% in every 250,000 spins
This machine is fitted with an anti chav device
Go on.....it just might hold.....go on...i dare you.......
Globals:-
This machine pays out over 30% in every 250,000 spins
Cyberpunk:- alienated loner who lives on the edge of society in generally dystopic future where daily life is impacted by rapid technological change, an ubiquitous datasphere of computerized information, and invasive modification of the human body.....Hmmmmm
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#56
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Posted 05 September 2008 - 08:12 PM
The Time, sponsored by Red Gaming is 9am....WHAT THE f*** ARE YOU DOING IN A WETHERSPOONS AT 9AM??? GET A LIFE AND A BURD!
You talking about GC again ??
Mmmmmm...Sandy ive 'ad her ye know.
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