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#1 PJ

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 05:02 PM

He's the kinda guy who does things on the cheap {in this f***ed-up economy, who can blame him?}
He steals money from whip-rounds, the guy's a real creep
He steals food from the fridge, whenever he can {maybe his last pay packet hasn't arrived yet - I know that pain...}
He downloads knock off films, what a grubby little man!

HE'S A KNOCK-OFF NIGEL
A KNOCK-OFF NIGEL
KNOCK-OFF NIGEL DOWNLOADS KNOCK-OFF FILMS
{gotta make ends meet somehow...}


Anyone else annoyed by this disgraceful anti-piracy propaganda currently fouling both our evening viewing and our morning radio? First it was 'if you buy pirate DVDs, you're helping terrorists bomb little kiddies, and you've got THEIR BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS!' - now, just 'cos someone snides the odd movie (which still makes box-office millions for the companies regardless), that makes them fair game for outrageous slander and libel? That's like suggesting anyone who's ever double-parked is also a rapist...

Like this is going to reduce piracy at all - anyway, the companies should be comfortable with at least a modicum of piracy, after all, if their movie isn't even being viewed for free, that means nobody's paying to see it either!

And if they still want to reduce piracy, they should go after the ones who initiate the illegal share in the first place, not attack those who download what's already out there, surely?

Aside, if 'Knock-Off Nigel' is downloading in the workplace (ie using company bandwidth), then he's only got himself to blame for getting caught, but that's for his employers to deal with!

(For the record, I don't download/share copyright material myself, but still...)

Edited by PJ, 02 August 2008 - 05:15 PM.

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 05:21 PM

He's the kinda guy who does things on the cheap {in this f***ed-up economy, who can blame him?}
He steals money from whip-rounds, the guy's a real creep
He steals food from the fridge, whenever he can {maybe his last pay packet hasn't arrived yet - I know that pain...}
He downloads knock off films, what a grubby little man!

HE'S A KNOCK-OFF NIGEL
A KNOCK-OFF NIGEL
KNOCK-OFF NIGEL DOWNLOADS KNOCK-OFF FILMS
{gotta make ends meet somehow...}


Anyone else annoyed by this disgraceful anti-piracy propaganda currently fouling both our evening viewing and our morning radio? First it was 'if you buy pirate DVDs, you're helping terrorists bomb little kiddies, and you've got THEIR BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS!' - now, just 'cos someone snides the odd movie (which still makes box-office millions for the companies regardless), that makes them fair game for outrageous slander and libel? That's like suggesting anyone who's ever double-parked is also a rapist...

Like this is going to reduce piracy at all - anyway, the companies should be comfortable with at least a modicum of piracy, after all, if their movie isn't even being viewed for free, that means nobody's paying to see it either!

And if they still want to reduce piracy, they should go after the ones who initiate the illegal share in the first place, not attack those who download what's already out there, surely?

Aside, if 'Knock-Off Nigel' is downloading in the workplace (ie using company bandwidth), then he's only got himself to blame for getting caught, but that's for his employers to deal with!

(For the record, I don't download/share copyright material myself, but still...)


and whats the point in this thread
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Posted 02 August 2008 - 05:25 PM

I completely agree with what you have said about this stupid bit of advertising. You can bet that there isnt a person on this planet that hasn't either watched, downloaded or bought a pirated film/album/game. That make us all 'knock off nigels'? Well im proud to be one when things are so over priced anyway. When it costs more than a dvd to goto the cinema things might change but till then screw the film and music companies.

Music and movie actors earn millions and so do the studios and most of them have no idea what to do with what they have, well apart from those that are shoving it up their noses or injecting themselves with it. Really annoys me that they complain about piracy and how much its costs them and then they brag about movies costing them hundreds of millions and then making more than that in the time that its in the cinemas.

Damn you made me rant lol

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 05:56 PM

omg does this mean im being a bad boy using midnight-torr e n t s:bigeyes20:

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 06:18 PM

Lol, I work with someone called Nigel. Everyone always hums the tune when he's about.

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 07:22 PM

I laugh every time I see these TV ads..............


Just the way they are made....they are actually funny in my eyes :)

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 07:55 PM

and whats the point in this thread


The advert is annoying, I know why you object to the thread Mr legal eagle I buy all my software ;)

Funnily enough I heard this on every sinlge ad break over the local radio, I totally agree with PJ's points.

I've not been to the cinema or bought a DVD in years. Even if I did not download a film I still wouldnt go to the cinema to watch it!

Another ad that annoys me is the Kids do what you do one with the child 'smoking' a crayon at the end. What the hell kind of message is that sending out to kids watching at the time :bigeyes14:
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Posted 02 August 2008 - 08:12 PM

all my illegally downloaded dvds are all backup copys..

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 09:16 PM

They must think this ad will stop people buying copied dvd'smusicgames & it wont.
People are not going to pay their silly prices they charge, it is £8 to go to the cinema by me now, what a rip off when i can download it myself for sod all.

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 09:19 PM

...Another ad that annoys me is the Kids do what you do one with the child 'smoking' a crayon at the end. What the hell kind of message is that sending out to kids watching at the time :bigeyes14:

Kid:- Daddy, gizza fag

Dad:- Go suck a BIC!
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Posted 03 August 2008 - 03:26 AM

remember - Don't copy that floppy!

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 07:14 AM

I say good on ya to the "knock off Nigels" of the world. If the industry wants the "knock off Nigels" to knock off, then maybe they should think about pricing their products more reasonably. The cost of living is too much as it is, but that's another story.
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Posted 03 August 2008 - 03:40 PM

remember - Don't copy that floppy!


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Posted 03 August 2008 - 04:21 PM

YouTube - Anti-Piracy Ad Spoof

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 08:43 PM

all my illegally downloaded dvds are all backup copys..


So are mine, backup copies of someone elses original :)

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 11:15 AM

YouTube - New Knock-Off Nigel Ad - Knock-Off Nigel in office

Now the Lass in the pink top from that clip would get it!

LOL I really am sad.
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Posted 04 August 2008 - 11:33 AM


Now the Lass in the pink top from that clip would get it!

LOL I really am sad.


Indeed she would ;) Ok im sad as well....:)
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Posted 04 August 2008 - 01:43 PM

Think the both of them would!
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#19 ady

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 05:11 PM

YouTube - New Knock-Off Nigel Ad - Knock-Off Nigel in office

Now the Lass in the pink top from that clip would get it!

LOL I really am sad.


No you ain't mate!

Have to agree here Chris...........since the TV ad first came on all I did was look at this bird, now (thanks to this thread) I can see what the ADs about now............


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Posted 04 August 2008 - 05:23 PM

Think the both of them would!


The other ones a bloke Brian...but spose if thats yer thing....:bigeyes24:
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