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[Deano]

Yet another night on the sauce lol.Feeling the effects of alcohol poisoning never seen the shit house as much in my life.last night came out of the blue,went to Sheffield for an interview and on my way home our lass said that she had a mate coming round,and would I mind making myself scarce.One of the best nights for ages and followed it up with a vindaloo and all the trimmings.
Taking it a bit easier tonight,Watching phoenix Nights(More 4) with my trusty Carling Premier(ice cold).Anyone else on the bottle?

[silkyuk9]

No no, im going to tell you how it is, my daughter has moved to scotland, packed college in and gone, so i saw my mate tonight and we had a good ole drink cause i said my daughter has gone to scotland and left college.

right its funny cause my daughter has left scotland and gone to college some were i think. but im kind of worried because she should get hewr education and stay in college and stay at home, but she has left home and moved to scotishland. im not sure how i feel but im pretty sure she will be back and stay at college, its funny really as i was saying to this bloke that my daughter has left home and gone to scotland and i forgot. this bloke bought me a drink and we had a game of cribbage but i could not get my daughtet out of my mind because she has gone to scotland to live. its funny and i was saying to this bloke i will have a pint of john smiths, i do not like stones because it smells of eggs i remember i had a pint of stones in The Tumbler in Edlington a really long time ago and it was fuunty smell like eggs.

i was with a friend who i really like and i said to him about my daughter and he said where has she gone i said she has left home and gone to scotland to live, nevermind he said Rangers lost today so she will proberly be back. so i thought it was a good idea to see if she will come back but i cant tremember the train times and Hey, forest lost again too, cant be;lieve it colin calderwood promised us that forest were going up this year, bloody lyer. At least doony are not very good to because they lost their football ground a few years ago because someone burned it down to build council hpouses or a new super casino or something like that, but i bet it turns out to be a tesco or asda.

i watch this movie last night called the core, what a load of crap but x factor was good, shame that lass never got through though. anyway, i was telling the landlord that stones was crap and he agreed, he said he only ever sells john smiths, and i told him it was a fact that john smiths was made in Tadcaster on the A64, the A64 runs from leeds to scarboruogh and is a duel carrige way but it gooes to single lane sometimes, it passes the york race course as well. i saw a big balloon over there a few months ago it said William hill, im not sure but i think he might be tryinmg to break richard bransons record in hot air balloons.

funny thing i was watching coronation street and i thought that bloke was going to through that bloke over the edge of that cave, i bet that cave was old mother shiptons, do you know that was owned by paul daniels........not a lot of people know that, thats what he used to say, remembe rwhen he did that magic shit, not a lot of people know that.......its funny int it. if its not mother shiptons its got to be blue john casue they are near manchester, somewere near sheffield i think its called...er, castleton yeh thats it castleton near derby, somewhere on the moor right on top. hey its funny cause this is funny and i was telling my mate tha this thing i was thinking ofd was funny, it was like i was dreaming about it and it never happened i woke up and i thought it had happened i went to the shop and said put it on my account. but they said no so i thought it was funny. my mum was birthday and i thought it would be funny to get her a card and send it through the post and she would proberly think it was a bill until she opened it and it was a card, funny though i told her that my daughter mad moved to scotland and left college.

funny though in it

[Deano]

Great post Silky,cant understand much of it.its as if you are on speed or something.Just got back from a game of snooker.(Went out at 5 lol)Not lost a frame all night and dropped bandit in club as well ,off a tenner.Whatever happens wiv your daughter,make sure you know where she is and that shes ok.As with the Stones,its shit ,I would stick with John Smiths anyday,although I drink lager now.
Used to drink Stones cos my dad drank it.Thought I was big having 5 pints of it at 16, only to throw it back up .Never been back to it since lol;)

[silkyuk9]

No no, im going to tell you how it is, my daughter has moved to scotland, packed college in and gone, so i saw my mate tonight and we had a good ole drink cause i said my daughter has gone to scotland and left college.

right its funny cause my daughter has left scotland and gone to college some were i think. but im kind of worried because she should get hewr education and stay in college and stay at home, but she has left home and moved to scotishland. im not sure how i feel but im pretty sure she will be back and stay at college, its funny really as i was saying to this bloke that my daughter has left home and gone to scotland and i forgot. this bloke bought me a drink and we had a game of cribbage but i could not get my daughtet out of my mind because she has gone to scotland to live. its funny and i was saying to this bloke i will have a pint of john smiths, i do not like stones because it smells of eggs i remember i had a pint of stones in The Tumbler in Edlington a really long time ago and it was fuunty smell like eggs.

i was with a friend who i really like and i said to him about my daughter and he said where has she gone i said she has left home and gone to scotland to live, nevermind he said Rangers lost today so she will proberly be back. so i thought it was a good idea to see if she will come back but i cant tremember the train times and Hey, forest lost again too, cant be;lieve it colin calderwood promised us that forest were going up this year, bloody lyer. At least doony are not very good to because they lost their football ground a few years ago because someone burned it down to build council hpouses or a new super casino or something like that, but i bet it turns out to be a tesco or asda.

i watch this movie last night called the core, what a load of crap but x factor was good, shame that lass never got through though. anyway, i was telling the landlord that stones was crap and he agreed, he said he only ever sells john smiths, and i told him it was a fact that john smiths was made in Tadcaster on the A64, the A64 runs from leeds to scarboruogh and is a duel carrige way but it gooes to single lane sometimes, it passes the york race course as well. i saw a big balloon over there a few months ago it said William hill, im not sure but i think he might be tryinmg to break richard bransons record in hot air balloons.

funny thing i was watching coronation street and i thought that bloke was going to through that bloke over the edge of that cave, i bet that cave was old mother shiptons, do you know that was owned by paul daniels........not a lot of people know that, thats what he used to say, remembe rwhen he did that magic shit, not a lot of people know that.......its funny int it. if its not mother shiptons its got to be blue john casue they are near manchester, somewere near sheffield i think its called...er, castleton yeh thats it castleton near derby, somewhere on the moor right on top. hey its funny cause this is funny and i was telling my mate tha this thing i was thinking ofd was funny, it was like i was dreaming about it and it never happened i woke up and i thought it had happened i went to the shop and said put it on my account. but they said no so i thought it was funny. my mum was birthday and i thought it would be funny to get her a card and send it through the post and she would proberly think it was a bill until she opened it and it was a card, funny though i told her that my daughter mad moved to scotland and left college.

funny though in it

bit of a head ache this morning, i hope i never got into any fights last night. no pizza or kabab down my tee shirt so im guessing i wasnt too pissed. Anyway great night and thanks for listening!!

[aaamusements]

bit of a head ache this morning, i hope i never got into any fights last night. no pizza or kabab down my tee shirt so im guessing i wasnt too pissed. Anyway great night and thanks for listening!!

Some of us enjoyed the entire, detailed transcript of your evening - we can almost imagine we were there!

[Deano]

I have a nokia N95 8gig bag of crap phone. All you need is opera mini and not the browser on your phone. Mine is the s60 (symbian OS) version but if you dont have a nokia s60 phone I think they have a java version too. seee link

http://www.operamini.com/


RH

I know its off topic but my mobile(SE w880i) wont let me download the operamini,any ideas anyone?

back on topic I am sinking some more Carling Premier,seems to be my favourite drink ATM.

[Deano]

Yes ,pissed yet again,8 nights drunk lol
Been in a snooker match and won 5-0,I played last so it was a pressure game.Had 5 pints before I got to table,but still did the business.I am currently unemployed as a brickie,so if anyone in the area knows of any local(ish) jobs round Donny,Please feel free to post,pissed or not.
Going to bed,goodnight zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Deano]

I attached it here feel free to bluetooth or cable send it to your phone its latest UK build rename to .jar to get it working ihad a brief fleeting with Nokia but I am all man now and f***ed them off any SE queries usually I can help so PM or post a thread and i'll see what I can do.

Cheers alth,give it a whirl later when my head aint hurting so much lol

[WestHam89]

im going out for a bevvies tonight so i might come back on here when i come home lol

[Deano]

Been a busy bee today after last nights hangover

Up at the crack of dawn putting the finishing touches to our living room.Its took months but is now complete.Not undertaking any more house projects while after xmas.Our lass gone to bingo so I am doing what I do best.

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[Zoltar]

Up at the crack of dawn

Nothing wrong with that. I knew a very nice lady called Dawn. I don't think the g/f would approve though. lol

[Deano]

Nothing wrong with that I don't think the g/f would approve though. lol

Too right,I get grief for spending more time on here than I do with her

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A few snaps I took earlier of my new living room,Thank foooook its done

[aaamusements]

You missed a bit.

[Deano]

I f***ed my lass off to get pissed Wednesday christ did I get grief 'you don't care about me' etc etc etc if she would not drug me with summat far worse I'd have used roofies.

May need some assistance tomorrow.At present I cannot find my bluetooth dongle or phones data cable to download operamini.
Ill have a proper look when I am more focussed:bigeyes01:

[Deano]

Pretty much you are screwed then unless you got infrared.

Its not so bad,I got the dongle just need to fish for the installation disc.When I had my lappy wiped,it took that with it.If I cant find the software Ill go out and borrow a data cable.Cheers