21 replies to this topic

[peter.clayton]

Me and the lads have booked a 10 day road trip blast up Highway 1 in California. Been promising ourselves for years and it's one of those things you do before you die kind of trips.

Through Los Angeles, up into the Mountains, via the Hoover Dam , Grand Canyon and Vegas before dropping into San Francisco. All on Harleys.

Paid for, er, haven't told the wifey. Best excuse wins eternal gratitude. Will get bollocked anyway, this is about minimising damage people.

[silkyuk9]

Me and the lads have booked a 10 day road trip blast up Highway 1 in California. Been promising ourselves for years and it's one of those things you do before you die kind of trips.

Through Los Angeles, up into the Mountains, via the Hoover Dam , Grand Canyon and Vegas before dropping into San Francisco. All on Harleys.

Paid for, er, haven't told the wifey. Best excuse wins eternal gratitude. Will get bollocked anyway, this is about minimising damage people.

tell your wife the truth, im sure she will know what you would want to do all your life and it will be ok, i promise, silky said so.

[GaryChandler]

lolol i dont understand some people, what can she possibly bollock you for? i would tell her to shut up if she tried saying anything

[CrAzYbAr]

lolol i dont understand some people, what can she possibly bollock you for? i would tell her to shut up if she tried saying anything

Saying to a WIFE the phrase SHUT UP equals that falling on dead ears lol Gary;)

[Zoltar]

How about a business trip. You've been ordered by the boss to go away to secure finance or a deal.

I'm not a business man myself, so my own excuse would have to appeal to the girlfriend. Something down the lines of, 'I've got a wasting away condition. My male bits are shrinking but there is hope in Eastern Europe where a new technique has been developed to not only stop the wasting away, it can also reverse the process.


Wether she'll believe you is a different matter of course.

[silkyuk9]

How about a business trip. You've been ordered by the boss to go away to secure finance or a deal.

I'm not a business man myself, so my own excuse would have to appeal to the girlfriend. Something down the lines of, 'I've got a wasting away condition. My male bits are shrinking but there is hope in Eastern Europe where a new technique has been developed to not only stop the wasting away, it can also reverse the process.


Wether she'll believe you is a different matter of course.

what if he's on the dole, it will be a funny trip with the DSS

[£6 In Tokens]

Tell the truth.

:devil:

[Deano]

Tell the truth.

:devil:

Best to tell the truth,she'll find out anyway.Women have a 6th sense for catching blokes out.
It'll all end in tears otherwise

[peter.clayton]

Always intended to tell the truth, but how do you couch it? I knew I could hardly say I was popping out for a pint of milk and come back 10 days later with biker arm tan and an American Visa when the BP garage is at the end of the street. How do you break it though, the pre booked thing, not discussed thing. You know how they like to 'chat' about stuff.

[sneaky]

Walk up and say what would you rather me do, hump your sister/mother or go on a cross country bike ride, and hey presto lol you'll get your bike ride!!

only tongue in cheek mate

[£6 In Tokens]

Again, tell her the truth. Explain that yes you pre booked it, you felt guilty for not telling her, and wanted to tell her the truth. Tell her it's something you want to do, and don't forget it works both ways, why not ask her is there anything she would like to do.

I think you'll be surprised with the results.

:devil:

[Deano]

I smell a divorce

[tommydee]

Take her with you!!!!

[manchesterutd412]

Why don't you say that your mates have booked a trip and one of them has pulled out so they offered you the ticket for free she can't say no as its not costing you anything

[Gazeyre1966]

lolol i dont understand some people, what can she possibly bollock you for? i would tell her to shut up if she tried saying anything

Yeah...and you'd probably give 'er a slap eh wide boy?

The more I see your posts the more I keep thinking about the character Cockney #@#@#@# out of Viz...lol

[Gazeyre1966]

Seriously Peter....Why not just say to her that you are going..or maybe more importantly why HAVEN'T you done already?

Anyway, failing that....ahem...Tell her you need a life saving operation, one that can only be done in America.

Alternatively, say you and the lads are just going out to a casino...don't tell her it's in Las Vegas!!!

Go out for a drive and telephone her to say you've got lost in the mid-west.

Only joking mate. I can't think of any excuse really. Try the dying relative one, or simply bribe her with money for shopping while you're gone.

Aren't you the fella promoting your new web site? Why not tell her your off to the States to discuss exciting new sponorship deals?

[kriss]

No matter what advice your given, your f*cked anyway mhahahahahahahahahaha
Don't unpack your bags when you get home from your trip, your need them

Your going to have to let her go out with the girls every Wednesday Friday and saturday....Good Luck



Kriss

[peter.clayton]

I feel a sense of doom closing in. You're right (no, not you Gary, you're never right!). Time to take the medicine. The truth will out. I will get bollocked because of the married unwritten law of 'talk to me about everything first', but I guess the longer left the worse it gets.

So I'm just going to do what any man would do. And not tell her it is pre booked, persuade her to let me go anyway and she'll never know. Possibly. I'll let you know if I need a cheap room.

We only booked it when we were drunk after a session, otherwise it would have been fine.

[Deano]

Good man,rather you than me though:bigeyes04:

[chav666]

keep us updated Peter - were nosey f@*ckers at Fruit-Emu!