121 replies to this topic

[markdani]

About £400 in club cops and robbers in one day, was in the club for 6 hours, until they kicked me out when it closed.

I was the first one in the morning to get in, straight back on the machine, got JP and then cashpot all in the first 2 hours, left £200 down on the 2 days.

Got home and then lost my girlfriend that day after I forgot to pick her up the night before, so in the end losing £200 and a girlfriend in 24hrs was quite bad....

[peasonokay]

Before anyone disbelieves the following, i wish the hell it wasnt true!!!!!
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scary to admit now but between myself and two collegues we put £700 in one BAR 7 - £15 jackpot trying to force the streak. The thing was clearly broken, paying £2 for the £1 win but we kept persisting for 3 days. Some good news and everyone should note this. IT IS WORTH COMPLAINING TO NOBLES. If they know you spend money , if you complain enough they will give you something back. Fortunately for me because of the £2 fault they ended up giving me £200 back

Worst ever loss was in a Club India Jones (i think thats what it was called) It was a £250 jackpot and refusedto givethe jackpot, wouldnt go over £50. ended up putting in nearly a grand before it "broke". couldnt come back next day and club manager refused to hold it as by now 3 people were queuing to play on it (bas*ard). Anyway low and behold , engineer 'fixes' it next morning and i heard later that within £10 it paid out £700. Remember this was a £250 jackpot so you tell me how the hell it was allowed to get that far in front on its %age before paying out....

Anyway given the buggers up now and moved onto the casino machines!

[laingyuk]

I have a mate who played club royal exchange. he put £1400 in and only after £1300 he got offerred the top feature which he took and give him £60!!!! no wins after that!!!!

[Irvster]

£700 in CLUB MONEY TO BURN......no JP no super trail no money left!!!

Irvster '04'

[Sandoran]

Ready to rock ( barcrest ) over a year ago.Backing first pound so i decided to force it..........................£200 + coins later i got a jackpot which repeated ( wow ! ) and died.

I later found out this machine is bugged to buggery and i have NEVER touched one since ( a rtr that is )

HAH!!!! I knew that machine sucked! I told you....I told you ALL!!!!

bwaha..hahahaha...bwhahahahahahahahahaha! *ahem*

[george999]

I've Stuck about £100 in 3 days in Temple of Treasure, never paid out so i left it, went up the road and won jackpot on bigbrother, then spent winnings on temple of treasure and still didnt pay out, so i left the chippy in a bloody rage :x

[peasonokay]

Wow this is scary - i though i was in a minority spending these sorts of sums.

Generally though the biggest thing that sucks me into these machines is when the local lads "in the know" come along and try to tell you how to play the machines. Sort of makes me want to do the complete opoosite and i think they know that (eg they tell me..'on this machine just collect all the small wins' so i try it and get stuffed so next time i dont trust them and do my own thing and still get stuffed)

ANYWAY TIME TO CHEER THIS THREAD UP. How about best profit from a make of machine by pure hard work and nothing to do with any fiddle/trick you may heard of. , doesn't have to be a single machine.
For example I'll start the ball rolling with JOKER POKER. In one day I emptied three of them for a net profit of £350. In one of them I'd emptied
it and there was still £67 owed in the bank.


PS IRVISTER LIKE YOUR SIGNOFF: Did you see THE FAST SHOW repeated last night on TV. There was a guy on there in a pub doing just that!

[PJ]

PS IRVISTER LIKE YOUR SIGNOFF: Did you see THE FAST SHOW repeated last night on TV. There was a guy on there in a pub doing just that!

Hold the bells (on an early 90's Ace machine [Twilight Zone or Pay It Again Sam] - no bells, just bars & 7's!)...

UR, that's weird...

[impact]

done over a £1100 in a week in a $&%# sorry rank arcade whiles working in other arcades went to gamblers crack pot place and told to leave

[RB]

Did 300 quid a week at butlins in bognor whilst working there in the 90's

Good thing i was shagging a barmaid...free beer...and money for fruitys!

worked there from march till november 1200 quid a month times 7 months

9,400 quid....not bad considering i only had 1 day a week off...

[Irvster]

""PS IRVISTER LIKE YOUR SIGNOFF: Did you see THE FAST SHOW repeated last night on TV. There was a guy on there in a pub doing just that!""

CONGRATULATIONS....you spotted where i nicked my catchphrase from and you win Irvster's top tip of the month!!!

******AFTER NUDGES IF YOU HAVE NUDGED 2 OF THE SAME ONTO A WINLINE AND IT HOLDS....JUST PRESS START AND THE WIN WILL AUTOMATICALLY DROP IN******

Irvster '04'

P.S. Please dont share this emptier with anyone!!!

[Sandoran]

******AFTER NUDGES IF YOU HAVE NUDGED 2 OF THE SAME ONTO A WINLINE AND IT HOLDS....JUST PRESS START AND THE WIN WILL AUTOMATICALLY DROP IN******

The Oracle! *Heavenly sounds and a halo appear*

Why didn't I think of trying this... :roll:

Hehe good stuff people...Boy am I glad I never lost this much money on a fruit machine, oh wait...I gave it Senor Ladbrokes instead. Poo.

[Klingelton]

i used to work in a bar and i saw one guy drop 250 in a hypnotise machine, with nothing to speak for. when the shift was over, £3 went in £40 came back. i went to celebrate student stylee!

but that same guy did it week in week out, every time his benefit came in...

[Bencrest]

I've Stuck about £100 in 3 days in Temple of Treasure, never paid out so i left it, went up the road and won jackpot on bigbrother, then spent winnings on temple of treasure and still didnt pay out, so i left the chippy in a bloody rage

I know this was posted a while back but JESUS - was that a £5 JP? If it's from a chippy then the max is £5 isn't it? Any more than that and a) they need to pay the £750 or so for a license, and I don't think they could have a license becuase kids could play it :S

BarcrestBenito

[RoadRunner]

ive put approx £200 a time into each of these macines before and lost the lot:

Oxo club, Magic 10's and Magic 7's club.

I very frequently lose £100 or so on the machines above plus the usual bar x's and magic 7's etc..

[bigsheeks]

£460 ON CRYSTAL MAZE IT WAS MY TAX REFUND B!"£TARDS

[george999]

just stuck £70 into jackpoteers, i'm so pi**ed, for a boy of 16 thats a lot of money, and the thing that pi**es me off most is some lucky sob is gonna stick a few bob in and win jackpot repeater :x
on my last press i lifted my foot up and boot the start button with my shox's, the man told me to get out
how must you guys feel, hundreds of pounds, now i'm saving up to buy a £25 jackpot in my room to stop me from gambling my money

[class]

i know someone who got jp on a £1000 machine......speaking to the person later on that night it turns out they only come off the machine £60 quid up!! £940 into one fruitie!!

[PJ]

...i'm saving up to buy a £25 jackpot in my room to stop me from gambling my money

Smart move - check eBay, there's plenty of machines going for peanuts there. Should pay for itself in a couple of weeks, hehe

Tip: hold out until you find a machine which you will always enjoy playing, even when it's doing your bollocks, 'cos that adds to the satisfaction - you can say "haha f*** you asshole, I'm gonna open you up and get all my money back in a minute and play again, you c***"

PS - I've got that bloody 'laa-laa-la-laa-laa, laa-laa-la-laa' tune (from when you get nudges on Jackpoteers) going through my head now, and guaranteed it'll still be with me at three-o'bastard-clock in the morning now it's started - thanks a c***in' lot... :roll:

[Cola_Addict]

I stuck £350 in Marvin Flaire to get £15 back out! Was a little upset to say the least!