just heard that each google search uses enough electric to boil half a cup of hot water. Pretty shocking really. So - replying to this thread is very damaging to the environment. I suggest that the £75 is given to me - with it I will fashion an Arc out of lolly sticks (I will purchase copious amounts of mini-milks with the cash). Hopefully I will have enough 'timber' to build a structure capable of fitting all the Fruit Emu ™ gang, plus maybe a Sec 16 8 Liner; to keep us occupied until the time is right for the 'Mods' to begin the re-population phase after the sea's rise due to the enevitable global warming conclusion.
Worst case senario - I get fat on multiple mini-milk action. Best case senario - the sea's dont rise and we all get to be around to witness the new £70 JP machines.
I accept all major CCards.
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 09:23 AM
piss offjust heard that each google search uses enough electric to boil half a cup of hot water. Pretty shocking really. So - replying to this thread is very damaging to the environment. I suggest that the £75 is given to me - with it I will fashion an Arc out of lolly sticks (I will purchase copious amounts of mini-milks with the cash). Hopefully I will have enough 'timber' to build a structure capable of fitting all the Fruit Emu ™ gang, plus maybe a Sec 16 8 Liner; to keep us occupied until the time is right for the 'Mods' to begin the re-population phase after the sea's rise due to the enevitable global warming conclusion.
Worst case senario - I get fat on multiple mini-milk action. Best case senario - the sea's dont rise and we all get to be around to witness the new £70 JP machines.
I accept all major CCards.
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 10:35 AM
wow this threads still going
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 10:43 AM
oh by the way man utd 3-0 chelsea lol losersin blue
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 01:11 PM
Gotta post this to stay in the game!
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 03:50 PM
Gotta post this to stay in the game!
same here
thanks flyer
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 03:53 PM
oh by the way man utd 3-0 chelsea lol losersin blue
:-) :-)
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 04:02 PM
So if you see the stars tonight...And tell me what they say...and let me know how bright they are, then I will always pray....................
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 04:11 PM
The future of nursery rhymes.....
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh sh!t, it's Global Warming.
Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often.
Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have u got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you d!ckhead.
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its @rse
and turned its wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh sh!t, it's Global Warming.
Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often.
Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have u got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you d!ckhead.
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its @rse
and turned its wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 06:37 PM
The future of nursery rhymes.....
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh sh!t, it's Global Warming.
Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often.
Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have u got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you d!ckhead.
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its @rse
and turned its wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy
hahaha pmsflidafomc
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 06:45 PM
If this thread stops right now i will donate the winnings to FEMU
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 08:00 PM
now why would we want this thread to stop long way to go yet
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 10:43 PM
hahaha pmsflidafomc
dont you just hate people who cut and paste.
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 10:45 PM
that poems well good lol
next person to post gets the chance to lick a pylon
next person to post gets the chance to lick a pylon
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 10:59 PM
Hmm, I just farted and it's well rank ......... Gonna call the wife in for a whiff !
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 11:10 PM
pmsl i can smell it from hereOuch .......... COW !
LMAO
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