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[Matty.N]

Weetabix or the cheap Asda alternitive Wheatbisks.

that reminds me :')

neil buchanan

he likes wheat biscuits :L

art attack is ftw (L)

[Deano]

Mice Krisspies:bigeyes04:

[exibizarep]

i like bread

[Deano]

I like rice and peas:bigeyes04:

[Matty.N]

i like pie

[todd1970]

Naw ye dont.

[Gazeyre1966]

Fecking hell, I will give Duplu £75 just to stop this pish thread right now and ban yezzzzzz all!!!!!

[Bencrest]

I like pie, but until this day I've been unable to stomach eating kidney. I'll gladly eat a steak pie, but only if there is no kidney in it. If I so much as attempt to eat a steak and kidney pie/pudding, I'm confident I'll vomit more than the guests in the 'dodgy fish' scene in Guest House Paradiso.

Well, seeing as how we are going off topic, may as well mention odd quirks about ourselves

[todd1970]

Naw ye wont.

[Bencrest]

Naw ye wont.

In a kinda mishmash of Southern-ish accent I seem to have picked up :

'Yes, old sprout, I will'.

[Deano]

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[todd1970]

Hmmmmm..thats no one of yer better ones Deano.

[Bencrest]

Hmmmmm..thats no one of yer better ones Deano.

I haven't a clue of what he's on about... and it's saved as a BMP so I can't just copy / paste into a translation engine.

Still, given the accuracy of online translation, he could state :

"I think bencrest is wicked awesome, and will send him my bank account details and sort code"

...but the translator would come out with ::

"I bencrest yes syrup makes good bank hello with turnip sorting office and coda with many bankings"

Either way, none of you will be getting the £75 if I get my way... muhahahaha!

[Gazeyre1966]

Look fellow fruiteteers!!! No-one is gonna ever win this £75. Your best plan is this!!!!

Wait until everyone has gone to bed....then post. Then fill up the home page by spamming every single thread that's been posted recently thus removing this thread from the home page and then maybe everyone will forget about it.

If someone does remember then kill them...and Sharpy should be banned from posting as it's his thread. Imagine the scenario....Someone posts, no-one posts back anymore as they are so utterly bored with this thread...and a few minutes before it's due to be won, Sharpy posts something.

Okay...now I've just bored myself to sleep.

Oh by the way, has anyone read "The Carpenters Guide to Successful Planing and Smoothing Wood?"....I can arrange for it to be posted on here if necessary...lol

[todd1970]

I haven't a clue of what he's on about... and it's saved as a BMP so I can't just copy / paste into a translation engine.

Still, given the accuracy of online translation, he could state :

"I think bencrest is wicked awesome, and will send him my bank account details and sort code"

...but the translator would come out with ::

"I bencrest yes syrup makes good bank hello with turnip sorting office and coda with many bankings"

Either way, none of you will be getting the £75 if I get my way... muhahahaha!

Pmsll..aye right nae bother m8..tell ye whit send me an e-mail from Uganda and ill gladly give ye all my banking details.

[Gazeyre1966]

OK. Now I can see I'm gonna have to GET MY CHAINSAW OUT!!!

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[nails]

its 01:56 here..

[BWB]

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with .......... "S"