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[Deano]

Not a superstitious person but typical for bad luck to happen today lol.
Picked the wean up from school and the missus went to fill up with petrol.Filled up and went to pay then the car wouldn't start.
Rang around but everyone was still at work so me and my son walked home because he wanted his tea,and left the missus to ring her boss for a tow to a garage.
To cut a long story short the starter motor had gone.We have the car back now but £103.50 worse off.
It always happens to me!
Anyone else had any mares today?

[kriss]

Normally brings me good luck ...see what happens when the wife gets home :tongue:

[curlywill]

yeah my mother-in-law came round today

[todd1970]

Yeah i woke up this morning..looks at the person next to me in bed and thought.."Jeezz i must have been out my tree last night" tried to sneak out and realised i was actually married to her.

[jamespir]

i dreamt i was having sex with the gf then she left and i cheated on her with the gf

[curlywill]

Yeah i woke up this morning..looks at the person next to me in bed and thought.."Jeezz i must have been out my tree last night" tried to sneak out and realised i was actually married to her.

ROFL

[richy76]

Yeah i woke up this morning..looks at the person next to me in bed and thought.."Jeezz i must have been out my tree last night" tried to sneak out and realised i was actually married to her.

LOL LOL

[mazooma]

Yeah i woke up this morning..looks at the person next to me in bed and thought.."Jeezz i must have been out my tree last night" tried to sneak out and realised i was actually married to her.

Must be Friday 13th every day then.

[Daryl]

I went into my pantry to try and find something and my crutch gave way on me, I fell luckily, onto my spare quilt, then the shelf came down on top of me with the Christmas tree in there landing squarely on my head!

After my great nephew had taken a picture of me on his mobile, he decided to help me up, with my mother, my niece and my stepfather wetting themselves at my predicament!

Families eh? That concerned about me they pissed themselves!! lol

[Deano]

I went into my pantry to try and find something and my crutch gave way on me, I fell luckily, onto my spare quilt, then the shelf came down on top of me with the Christmas tree in there landing squarely on my head!

After my great nephew had taken a picture of me on his mobile, he decided to help me up, with my mother, my niece and my stepfather wetting themselves at my predicament!

Families eh? That concerned about me they pissed themselves!! lol

That's quite bad mate.My torment is not over yet,gone in kitchen and the cat has knocked a glass off the side and smashed to bits.Picked the big stuff up but can't put hoover this late or my son will wake up.
FECKING ANIMALS!

[curlywill]

That's quite bad mate.My torment is not over yet,gone in kitchen and the cat has knocked a glass off the side and smashed to bits.Picked the big stuff up but can't put hoover this late or my son will wake up.
FECKING ANIMALS!

thats why i dont have any animals lol

[Deano]

thats why i dont have any animals lol

Animals,kids and women are clumsy as foook.Not sure which order though:bigeyes21:
They say bad luck comes in threes.I feel something bad happening soon:bigeyes25:

[curlywill]

They say bad luck comes in threes.I feel something bad happening soon:bigeyes25:[/QUOTE]

wrap yourself up in cotton wool and bubble wrap, go to bed and hope for the best lol

[stanmarsh14]

Fri 13th Aug, 1993....

Lost me job, Dad died, and mum took to the local nuthouse over the previous, leaving me to look after a 14 year old sister, with myself being just 18.

Hows that for the trouble in 3's

[curlywill]

Fri 13th Aug, 1993....

Lost me job, Dad died, and mum took to the local nuthouse over the previous, leaving me to look after a 14 year old sister, with myself being just 18.

Hows that for the trouble in 3's

wow that is really bad. people joke about friday 13th but things like that must mean there is some bad luck to it... surely

[Deano]

Should be safe now lol,10 mins to go.
If I don't post tomorrow I am dead:bigeyes29:

[voodoomau5]

Should be safe now lol,10 mins to go.
If I don't post tomorrow I am dead:bigeyes29:

You can still post banned so why should dead be any different heh

[CrAzYbAr]

Was doing the church night security check with Dad......We had just been to a Think Floyd concert so we were half hour later than usual. Were just going to give it a quick check on the door, but a light was on inside! It's our duty to go in and turn it off...So we did, checked the main hall, set off the sodding burglar alarm...! Turns out it activates the sensors etc after 11pm!

[Matty.N]

Should be safe now lol,10 mins to go.
If I don't post tomorrow I am dead:bigeyes29:

Dont die on us dean

i thought today wasn't bad for me only 1 piece of bad luck

I nearly was in hospital =/

working on this MR2
undo this lead to the altenator & its full of water 0.0
i let it drop & it starts throwing sparks like mad
Sets some of the oil on fire, singes my neck & puts my fave jacket on fire
if it wasn't for my little nephew i'd of been seriously burnt or worse for sure
(He gave me jug of water to put fires out)

Damn, i need a holiday

[stanmarsh14]

Grrrrrrrrr, whilst just pasted the fabled day I knew something bad would still happen......

Most of the ground floor flat's here have a emergency distress alarm system with intercom, and the daft old bat of a neighbour has just set her's off.

Problem... she's deaf as a post and her sight is not much better.... callcenter could not get her to answer, so they called my mum's as we are a reg'd keyholder....

Current Time Time:«3:02am» Day:«Saturday» Date:«February 14th 2009» TimeZone:«GMT 0:00» —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—

^ at that stupid 'oclock phoning us.... bastards

The daft old buggers face was a picture though.... me waltzing through the front door, 1/2 asleep and she was in her nighty