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#1 SUPER7

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Posted 25 March 2009 - 08:25 PM

Don't u just hate it when ur playing a top feature machine i.e party time & ur sittin on say player 2 for a while trying to get up the top then someone puts a pound in another 1 of them & then u hear ' player 1 its u ' u think 2 ur self if only i want on that 1!!!!! But i have learnt over the years what ever 1 of these machines u chose to play it is just luck of the draw, but still f*'ks u right off!! lol.

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Posted 25 March 2009 - 08:30 PM

Thats happend to me loads of times in the past when i used to play em.:bigeyes15:

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Posted 25 March 2009 - 09:06 PM

Remember going to Strathclyde Park once..and they have a huge indoor amusement place.

They have a (im sure it is) 18 player PTA might be 16 though no sure..anyways not a soul at them im like hmm im gonna have a shot..where will i sit..5 ? 6..7..8 but im blind as a bat so when i sat right back i couldnt see the top reels very well.

So i thinks..i know ill sit near the front..chose player 3 so next thing im playing away..'PLAYER 7 ... ITS YOU !!!!' shat a brick cos it was so loud being right next to it.

Away go the top reels..£5..£2..£25..£25..£2...£25 im like WTF !!!!!!! ye know it went for £133 :oh: I was gonna sit there as well. :mad:

Aww well c'est la vie.
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 11:56 PM

Invest in some specs lol. They could have been paid for in one fell swoop :)

You're from Glasgow too I see. Not been to Strathclyde Park, whereabouts is it?

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 07:59 AM

Invest in some specs lol. They could have been paid for in one fell swoop :)

You're from Glasgow too I see. Not been to Strathclyde Park, whereabouts is it?


:lol: I do have them..just never took them with me obv.

Strathy Park is just off the M74 Hamilton/Motherwell that kinda area.

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 11:33 AM

Ah, i hate it when that happens. 2 old grannies sat next to me on them once, both of them won at least £60 each within their first £10, and that was on the £5 jps (Not old enough for £25/£35 yet ;)). Though the last time I went to Southend I won £20+ on all of the party games (with the screen going around a board) in Mr B's once.

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 12:39 PM

Remember going to Strathclyde Park once..and they have a huge indoor amusement place.

They have a (im sure it is) 18 player PTA might be 16 though no sure..anyways not a soul at them im like hmm im gonna have a shot..where will i sit..5 ? 6..7..8 but im blind as a bat so when i sat right back i couldnt see the top reels very well.

So i thinks..i know ill sit near the front..chose player 3 so next thing im playing away..'PLAYER 7 ... ITS YOU !!!!' shat a brick cos it was so loud being right next to it.

Away go the top reels..£5..£2..£25..£25..£2...£25 im like WTF !!!!!!! ye know it went for £133 :oh: I was gonna sit there as well. :mad:

Aww well c'est la vie.


I'm sure its a 16 player (2 rows of 5 and a row of 6) though im sure PTA can have up to 21 players!

You ever been in when all the seats are being played? Bloody drives u mental with all the players holding back on their nudges until the top reels are free lol

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 02:47 PM

Go out and have a big, cheap curry the night before. Then drink a load of vimto on the way in. Sit in the middle seat and as nature takes its course the other seats soon clear :)

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 03:22 PM

You ever been in when all the seats are being played? Bloody drives u mental with all the players holding back on their nudges until the top reels are free lol


Sure have Dez..another thing that annoys me is all of em at the same time smashing all the hold buttons to get up. :bigeyes25:

Its kinda pointless playing it when most units are taken..because sure as fate someone else will get up 5 seconds before you get a win.
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 03:46 PM

ive had that acouple of times too

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 08:47 PM

i hate this espically when it goes busy happend to me a couple months ago there was 4 people including me on a party time 1st player was up then 3 went up then 2nd then was me wating 15 mins for a board cause it was busy 3 times :@
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 08:58 PM

i hate this espically when it goes busy happend to me a couple months ago there was 4 people including me on a party time 1st player was up then 3 went up then 2nd then was me wating 15 mins for a board cause it was busy 3 times :@
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Just out of interest pies, where do you get your gambling money from?

You surely can have much, and in this day an age fruit machines are fair less enjoyable, and the day when a 5er would last you hours has long gone.

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 09:47 PM

dont these threads just piss you off

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 10:07 PM

Just out of interest pies, where do you get your gambling money from?

You surely can have much, and in this day an age fruit machines are fair less enjoyable, and the day when a 5er would last you hours has long gone.

earn it round the house and paper round ;)

#15 voodoomau5

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 10:49 PM

I whore my body out.


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Posted 27 March 2009 - 08:31 AM

I whore my body out.



Sorry have to ask: can you get by on 50p a week? :p
Go on - blow it up. You know you want to

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 11:49 AM

I did try to sell my body to medical science, but they said they were not that desperate :(
Go on - blow it up. You know you want to

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 01:50 PM

Sorry have to ask: can you get by on 50p a week? :p



50p !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell me your secrets

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 02:45 PM

50p !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell me your secrets

I get a werthers original and on good days a bag of nails.

Lucky bast*rd rofl


I am soo good, they all just give me tips :bigeyes29:


reminds me of the old joke:

Old married couple having financial problems. So the old woman goes on the game. After a hectice night she comes home and the man asks "how much did you get", to which the response if "32 pounds and 50p" - "who the hell paid you 50p", "They ALL did!!!"
Go on - blow it up. You know you want to

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 02:46 PM

I am soo good, they all just give me tips :bigeyes29:



On how you could improve ;)


Anyway back to the party time question, biggest one around here is a 5 player but what i find quite funny is when your on the board and some old bint a couple units down carrys on playing and if they get an xxx win they bash the foook out the machine. I'm too much of an evil bastard to say they can't get up :)





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