Not sure who wrote this,(or if its been posted before)thought i would post it anyway.
I went down to my KING KEBAB shop last nite, cos I had MONEY MONEY MONEY.
I thought I was in for a LOTTA LUCK cos this stunner in a RED WHITE & BLUE mini skirt came up to me and said, do you mind if I SPIN ON IT?, acting on IMPULSE I said god you're a CRACKER.
My nob was on RED ALERT as I took her back to mar car. I could of been AUSTIN POWERS as we shagged in a FRENZY. She said I had BALLS OF STEEL as I unleashed my FRUIT EXPLOSION.
I said I would give her a lift home, but warned her I was a bit of a ROAD HOG. Unfortunately we had a WIPEOUT, ao we had to go home ON THE BUSSES!!
We got back to her place and she NUDGE, NUDGE, WINK WINKED me and said are you READY TO ROCK again? LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL I replied, so she grabbed my TUBULAR BELL and went to work.
I must of upset her though, cos her BIG BROTHER came out and chased me AROUND THE TOWN!! I lost him though, so it really was a GREAT ESCAPE. I hope she's not pregnant though, as I would never find a suitable CODFATHER!!
What a night. I looked up to god and said MAXAMILLION!!
A great story I'm sure you will all agree!!!
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