How did the meet up go then where is all the pictures and videos?
warning, prepare for a lot of reading
evening everybody,
As you know there was a small meet on this weekend in brid, one lad dint show up but not to worry, its not the QUANTITY its the QUALITY (r lass keeps tellin me) lolol cocksucker
went up last nite, stayed in the premier in for an impromtu nite out, which ended up staying in the hotel cos it was freezing, so premier inn are £55 quid better off. and my step dad had a bad turn last nite,so had to burn back to mi mams to make sure everything was ok, at crack of dawn this morn,so i did HULL to BARNSLEY to HULL to BRIDLINGTON to HULL to BARNSLEY. lot of miles but worth it. so i picked danny slots up, me and are lass bout 10.30 this morning. got into brid, first place we visited was the forum. really big amusements with plenty of machines and plenty of PROS and LOCALS visit this place all the time.so as not wanting to get roped too quick changed up a 20 spot, now when i play at forum i play totally different to anywere else in the country, this place can be evil regardless of your skill level on machines. so i got 16 pound coins and 4 quid in 10p's.
yeh yeh i know 10p's but im taikng it steady dont forget. all will become apparent, as danny slots found out. now danny should be renamed MR BULLION BARS, he loves em and knows every reel setup, wots on each reel, were it is when it is the lot. so he was happy playing them whilst getting heavily sharked by this old chinese woman who had more pockets in her coat than "soft mick" there was money everywere she was like a walking change machine, £20 in her mouth and im sure coins would drop out, of you know were.......
so im skimming round this place with my 10p's are lass is playing a megaslot,danny a bullion. £4 of 10's gon. so i change tact a bit, and was goin to play the bullin bar at side of danny, and then are lass shouts over im up top on mega slot, £5 er jacky. now i dont play this but she loves it, and i can see why, now she dint win mega but entertainment value this was up ther, granted the tops were only small £1/ £2/ £3/ £2's ect but i shit you not EVERY SINGLE PRESS OUT OF 13 PRESSES on the TROT it gave her up on feature. she was loving it, kept banging the quids in her pocket,and playing with 10ps. danny couldnt believe it, i couldnt to be honest, im thinking is this dog on test or summat it was that unreal. but it wasnt. just happy i guess.
so we are playing round and im now playing with mi quids. and i couldnt hit a machine with a bulldozer, but them 2 were dropping em left rite and centre, danny banged a quid in a bullion and got a kwik 15 streak in wins. are lass was nailing party times left rite and centre, anything them 2 went on they wer making good profits, and me??? NOWT big FAT SWEET FA!!
so i stopped playing........for a bit, and decide to watch them 2, cos this place was having me so quick, now 20 quid aint alot, and you know i gamble big at times, but today wasnt the time, took me along time to realise this and the willpower how to do it. about 10 year i reckon. there just wasnt the people about playing em, so wasnt gettin out pumped in em, so i did some sharking, and noticed a couple of "locals" doin their rounds and started following em, and doin ok out of it. and then i spot this oldish woman, doin her nut in on party time player2, so i move in for the attack, got some 10ps changed up again,and went and played number 3, just to listen to her put a quid in, and guess wot?? full i heard it backing, so im now in the know. i move away but close enuf to watch, and she dint get a board off about another 15 quid,wot did she do?? got up and walked off.but only round corner with her big rugby style son, ya know, BIG. i went straight over quid in, still backing and 3rd press got the x's and PARTYTIME PLAYER 2, only gave me 2, cud see him looking at me, so looked square back at him,and said 2 quid mate. he dint expect me saying owt, well you wouldnt would you.i then think he was embarresed. they moved away. and gud job really, 2 quid later x's again for an 11quid top, then quid later for another win x's straight up and it gave me another 7 quid, so i thought thats it, iv done as i dont like the 40p x's party time they dont go that big. and was happy with my profit. cos today was for fun 100%, not profit. i just wanted to have a good time without getting serious and doin mi nuts in, know what i mean....
then dannys waving me over to bullion again and i could hear a pink panther 3 player goin up, had a look it was are lass, she got streak, then super streak then mega streak and bang up in that order off about 2 quid, she was shovelling the money into her pockets, and then danny got a bullion bar streak, and guess wot??? flat fooooking fiver!!! little chinese woman muttering " mutha f****r" under her breath she had just come off it, anyway he's playing away and doin the hold/nudge thing on this and doin ok, i was playing an elvis 5er jacky video screen job xxx's for the wheel spin thing, and it kept giving me £2 quid off about 30p did this and took £8 off 1.20. not mega money but FUN for a change, it went on and on, just skimming round i was. and loving it, id not even been in the over 21's yet.
decided my tummy hurt and need feeding, so burger king was on the cards...... so we all finished up ahad a kwik tour round and watched who was playing what and did 1, and guess what?? burger king CLOSED. you wot?? closed. so chip butty it was, with about 3oo pigeons and then a few big ass seagulls all staring at us 3 scoffing and witing for the scraps...like vultures.
then off into shaws, for some double decker and a pike on goldengame in here, but they have their keepers, big style. and what did are lass do ?? £2 in a party time, and 17 quid straight out!!! she was doin so well. and then danny says hey do you know how to "turn off" a simpsons bandit?? im thinking eh? so he did this combination of presses on the hold buttons and it all went dark and just the buttons were flashing like a refill mode. i laughed my arse off at this. and an old boy doin his pension in a red bar saw us do it, but was sound. and i put 50p in and got a board for a shady 3 quid back.ha.
then we went into nobles pleasure land, oh i forgot are lass got a couple of jackys on party time double decker, and i think danny did aswell. i did loads of filming today aswell, so plenty to go at in a bit. when i upload em. anyhow meanwhile back at the ranch. them too had found a 4 player dond arena job and they couldnt fail, both of em mega streak after mega streak, and i mean it, they couldnt fail, wait til you see the vid to this one, it was good to see. they had got them singing off next to nowt in, so after they had filled up their pockets, i said to danny, come on over 21's lets have a look, now remember what i said about 10p's?? i had anothe 3 quids worth, and decided to "fill" the part credits up on the machines, you know were the display is flashing or it's part pixeled saying its got a part credit. explained it to danny, and then went on a magic 10, i put 10p in this and X X X straight in for a £10er!! off 10p, GTFIT thats why i do it somedays. its fun without nailing loads in, and then are lass found a monopoly wheel of wealth backing and whistling its chuff off for the faces, all time and dint giv one mega streak, she was doin her nut in this all her winnings were dwindling away. and i showed danny how and were the refill key slot was on the 3 star wars machines were first un 8off 2nd un 5 off 3rd un 3 off, so had a little punt on em all.
had a bit of free entertainment form em all, and then went onto 3rd one and got an IM for a 10er mega streak. was nice to see it not do a flat 5er. i then went over to tackle this monopoly that are lass had left, she had put about 20 in it for nowt really back, so i bnaged 9 quid in real fast and nowt, so changed a 10 spot and got up a few times but nowt really, then it started goin up on top bit but without having to get the faces, so it ropped in the x's and sent me up £2.40 then £2 quid next time, then it dropped 7's in for a quid or summat like that and gave me up top and gave me mega streak for £4!!!! wot the frick im thinking??? then bars on screen for a fiver, then did a bar hold setup for nudges and ii did, then they held, so id wiped my arse on this machine, in other words come away clean. really, must av been a refill or summat,but had a play with it. so all good, then we went back upto the forum kwik thrash round and nowt doin really, that old chinese woman was still doin her change machine impression. on party time this time. and there was nowt worth playing as nobody was playing em.
but all in all, what i learnt today is that you can go out for a gamble and a laugh and not lose alot and not win alot, today i played purely for fun and enjoyment, not to get roped into one machine doing my bollocks in, to get nowt back, so we all had a good time and had fun, cos thats what gambling shud be. got some real good vids to follow, if you have made it this far, well done. bet yours eyes are hurting. lolol lolol lolol
OVER AND OUT
