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#1 Mullen5

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 10:12 AM

Its been a while since we had the Chav/Ned/Junkie/Prick stories in arcades would be good to hear any new stories about experiences in the Arcade/Bookies of someone pissing you off are “helping you out”.

The one that never seems to fail is if you’re on a party time and you get nudges and you just us all 3 nudges down so on the reels you have X O X and someone will come over and start pretending they know the reels and saying let the nudge timer run out and it will ALWAYS bring the other X down! I believe if its going to bring the X down it will give you a hold after the nudges and I cant be bothered waiting on the machine timing but that’s what I think and I am the one playing the machine after all.

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#2 CrAzYbAr

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 10:34 AM

I let the Xs drop all the time, it's a bit complicated making sure the other symbols aren't in the way. If someone doesn't want to let them drop, then fair enough.
TBH I haven't been hassled by them in arcades for a while! Well in Brighton I got told that I had an IM on a Red(doesnt happen) and the others that just try and make conversation with you. Normally if this happens I just let loose into a bunch of un-understandable chat with lots of swearing about machines that and losing this etc...then they get bored lol

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 10:47 AM

I let the Xs drop all the time, it's a bit complicated making sure the other symbols aren't in the way. If someone doesn't want to let them drop, then fair enough.
TBH I haven't been hassled by them in arcades for a while! Well in Brighton I got told that I had an IM on a Red(doesnt happen) and the others that just try and make conversation with you. Normally if this happens I just let loose into a bunch of un-understandable chat with lots of swearing about machines that and losing this etc...then they get bored lol


not had chavs or anything pester me for ages but then again i play less nowadays and especially less at the family type arcades they hang around...

but i did have some annoying bullshitter in this arcade, he wasnt playing the machines but watching his mate... then was telling me how once at this service station he aparantly put in 50p into a £35jp machine, then said after spinning it offered him jackpot which repeated 6 times....lmao

i couldnt be arsed to argue so i just agreed with him

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 11:03 AM

I think the older you get the less they come over and watch/shark you.

I dont live in a seaside town so there are no arcades round here just over 21's arcades and im hardly ever in them..once/twice a month if that.

If we are somewhere such as Blackpool/Wales or wherever as it has happened before..usually its my lad that will be playing a fruity and they all start swarming like flies round shite..offering 'advice' naw dont hold that..let it spin etc.

Ive been teaching..well not teaching him perhaps the wrong word to use..dont want him to end up like me in my addict days..showing him how to play the fruitys properly for the last X amount of years..so i think he knows what hes doing with them.

Usually if they are all round the machine..ill walk over..go 'excuse me lads'..stand next to my lad so they cant see the machine..and if they continue to stand about..just turn round and say..'is there anything i can do for you guys likes ?'..'one of them will say 'no..not really'..well piss off then.

They walk away tails between thier legs..and ill go play another fruity but always keep an eye on my lad.
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Posted 28 January 2010 - 11:14 AM

was in town playing a rocky 500 jp when i got free spins this guy comes running over saying f*** yeah you want to get this and that, I'm like yeah OK so got me phone out and started recording on my mobile i was like just had almost £500 out of golden spins, then some other twat came over so I started singing loooool. I was taking the piss by going yeah man is it will i win the jp lol. He got dead excited when I got the mick's or what ever they are called and said awww you hit that one you would have had the jackpot. He then followed me to every machine I went to. In the end I got the woman in the cash box to tell him to piss off. I will upload the video in a bit lol. I did have a good day tho went in with £80 and walked out with £650 ish golden spins kept dropping in £69 wins on the normal reels and about £50 on the free spins.

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 11:43 AM

Can't be arsed going into it but i'll just say iv'e had loads of the little stalkers at blackpool trying to tell me what to do,so i just turn round and say do us a favour lad and fook off:D job done.

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 11:43 AM

there ya go lol chavs doing ali G

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 12:12 PM

[QUOTE=CrAzYbAr;191027Well in Brighton I got told that I had an IM on a Red(doesnt happen) [/QUOTE]

Some reds do have an IM of sorts. If you go high or low and get it wrong but the machine lets you continue the you can't lose.

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 12:39 PM

last night

a clone of jptr&r

playing on 10p as it was 10/20/30 on 5jp (illegal yesh?)

2 lads come over start laughing, i get on board, with 2 hearts, 3rd spin gives me extra life & then throws me in centre, they get all excited saying oh its an im, im helping you so gimme halfs k?

i looked said lol, watch this then, let myself get lose my life then get killed

see, told you it werent im, they laugh so i stick another quid in, get on board, £4 in cash thing take it, only £2 in i made some money :L

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 05:46 PM

With in excess of 40000 members I am quite convinced that at least a few of said Chavs/Ned/Pricks/Junkies are members of this site - perhaps they could step forward and give us their version of events.

Toodles in Burberry:biglaugh:

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 11:51 PM

I had a guy who must've been in his 40's try to buy a GATW on a 70 Double DOND off me for 15 quid. Aye right. It's not just bairns.

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Posted 29 January 2010 - 12:16 AM

Can't be arsed going into it but i'll just say iv'e had loads of the little stalkers at blackpool trying to tell me what to do,so i just turn round and say do us a favour lad and fook off:D job done.


Exactly what I do mate. Zero tolerance.

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Posted 29 January 2010 - 11:17 PM

There is some local 'resident expert' of Rainbow Riches in one of the local arcades.

Always bragging about how much he's won etc etc but I spent 3 hours odd in there once and he didn't put a single pound coin in the machine :biglaugh:

Also funny how people sat on either side of you are glued to their machines then as soon as you win big start small talk with you!

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Posted 30 January 2010 - 01:05 AM

so there is not a single FME'r who didn't 'know the reels' when they were younger, I used to earn my bus fare home, chip roll and have a few tokens to play when helping a newbie win the odd Jackpot or 7....

Suppa Steppa

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Fruit Exchange

Eachway Nudger

soooo many more... thems were the days :)

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Posted 30 January 2010 - 09:06 PM

so there is not a single FME'r who didn't 'know the reels' when they were younger, I used to earn my bus fare home, chip roll and have a few tokens to play when helping a newbie win the odd Jackpot or 7....

Suppa Steppa

Line Up

Nudges Unlimited

Fruit Exchange

Eachway Nudger

soooo many more... thems were the days :)


With that list of machines it could have been me:wideeyed:

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Posted 30 January 2010 - 09:36 PM

I think the older you get the less they come over and watch/shark you.



Around here, the OLDER you are the more likely you are getting sharked.. Very much the attitude that the older you are, the less likely you are to know what your doing and spunk all your money into the machine..

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Posted 30 January 2010 - 09:44 PM

Around here, the OLDER you are the more likely you are getting sharked.. Very much the attitude that the older you are, the less likely you are to know what your doing and spunk all your money into the machine..

-No1Stoney


True..that could be the mindset of some of them.

Then they have to remember that you were playing fruitys before they were even a sperm cell. :lol:
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Posted 31 January 2010 - 09:24 AM

Then they have to remember that you were playing fruitys before they were even a sperm cell. :lol:

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