49 replies to this topic

[spa]

Totally agree with you on Homers Meltdown CB, does take too much for a board, for example with me £10 in (£5 Jackpot) for a board and killed off in one spin, evil bugger! Pulsation can be a godsend when in the mood lol, catch it another time and it makes you think if the machine actually ever pays out £1 lol,

Chris.

Homers Meltdown can be bad for a board, but a quick jackpot can be had just bu holding red bars, bells of blue 7s 3 time. It's happens more than you'd think!

Worst machine...... going back about 2 year. Halves on a vivid stars & stripes. 10p £5. £80 later, just terrible. Had a couple of features, nothing massive. Got 1 red streak, gave £10. Didn't want to know

[andymagic10]

homers meltdown is shite lol! i have put over a ton though one of them, £5 jackpot! only left with £16! one jackpot! and i cannot stand when you put a coin in and it says ' knew you would be back' or what ever! lol! magic 10 etc rule! but never put more than £15 in if you do not win anything. MANU RULE!

[jamesy4]

Worse 3 for me are ::

1 . Golden Keys (( Reason being - Keeps Cutting Out When it Goes Up ))

2 . Party-Time Games (( takes ages to go up )) (( but can be alright once you start winning ))

3 . All The Other Machine Manufactures apart from " ASTRA / BARCREST / EMPIRE "

[Nudgeman]

i) Each Way Shifter (cat B3 conversion)
ii) Deal or no Deal - Who's afraid of the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf?
iii) Tombraiders (A lady named Sadie with braided hair in Molly O'Gradys lost £7 on payday)

[ForYouToEnvy]

1:nobles own machines £25 j/p
2:nobles own machines £10 j/p
3:nobles own machines £5 j/p

nobles machines used to be ok till they put them fake random ice box pieces of shit in them:(

[cardie]

to me its...

1. Empire Fist full of dollars PMSL me and a friend put over 100 quid in this on 10p play down the back and didnt even get a board

2. Mazoomas Eyes down LCD Screen multiplayer.... more chance of getting pound coins of mfme than getting a win on this bucket of arse

3. Globals Jackpots that rock and roll 30p play 5 pound jackpot 60 quid for a board ha.... dont think so

[dingleclaret]

1.The new cops and robbers in my local takes you ages to get on feature board the throws you off straight away

2. Big Brother so predictable

3. bedazzled never go lower then 11 or higher then a 2

[GaryChandler]

to me its...

1. Empire Fist full of dollars PMSL me and a friend put over 100 quid in this on 10p play down the back and didnt even get a board

2. Mazoomas Eyes down LCD Screen multiplayer.... more chance of getting pound coins of mfme than getting a win on this bucket of arse

3. Globals Jackpots that rock and roll 30p play 5 pound jackpot 60 quid for a board ha.... dont think so

HMMMMMMMMMM not sure what that empire crap is but £100 without a board???? are you sure???????? on £5 jackpot?

But jackpots that rock and roll there is NOOOOOO way you put £60 in that without a board, it must of been rolling in a win every credit and gamble goin down i cant see that happening.

Stop chatting shit please.

[spa]

i) Each Way Shifter (cat B3 conversion)
ii) Deal or no Deal - Who's afraid of the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf?
iii) Tombraiders (A lady named Sadie with braided hair in Molly O'Gradys lost £7 on payday)

Yeah, i'm with you on Tombraiders. Horrible machine.

[todd1970]

Stop chatting shit please.

[raverpat]

1. Partytime
2. Partytime
3. Partytime

[Gazeyre1966]

HMMMMMMMMMM not sure what that empire crap is but £100 without a board???? are you sure???????? on £5 jackpot?

But jackpots that rock and roll there is NOOOOOO way you put £60 in that without a board, it must of been rolling in a win every credit and gamble goin down i cant see that happening.

Stop chatting shit please.

See the title of the thread? Can you see it Gary? Can you? Yet another shit post from a guy with shit for brains!!!

There's more shit produced from your keyboard than there is on a turd farm. I don't believe you gamble for a living but I DO believe you are nothing but an attention seeker, disliked by girls (and men too probably!!!)

[ForYouToEnvy]

See the title of the thread? Can you see it Gary? Can you? Yet another shit post from a guy with shit for brains!!!

There's more shit produced from your keyboard than there is on a turd farm. I don't believe you gamble for a living but I DO believe you are nothing but an attention seeker, disliked by girls (and men too probably!!!)

wonder if pikeys dad loved him a little to much:lol:

[VampUK]

wonder if pikeys dad loved him a little to much:lol:

Did yours?

[manky]

my 3 worst machines are ......
any mazooma heaps of poo.....
deal or no bloody deal.(how many times can they produce a deal or no deal machine)....
those new tight poker machines

[bagmeist]

My top 3 worst machines have to be:

• Bar X (boring and the sfx are shite)
• Barcrests ''Run for your money''
• and £5 5p Eastenders (same old feature everytime!)

[Nudgeman]

Not a wheel clamp.
For Pete's sake.
I've lost my job - never mind Arthur.
I'll chuck him out.
Not the taxman.

Come on, rose tinted spectacles mean we love this machine now. Mike Reid. Butchers. Queen Vic. Happy Hour by The Housemartins. Big Maygay gold/red/brown sevens for jackpots.


I've got to agree with Gary C on this one, so I'll don the flame retardant jacket. £60 for a board on Jumping Juggling Rockin' and Rollin' Jackpots returning that rock, roll, juggle and jump is hard to believe. I'm not saying you're lying but I suspect a little exagerationypoos....hmmm? JJRARJRTRRJAJ is a tricky machine at times. I've played it in the darkest depths of Toddington services. I've played it in the dizzy heights of Kettering Shipleys. I've played it in the slimy backwater of Northampton Tenpin. I've played it here, I've played it there, I've played it under the stairs, I've played it every-bloopin' where. It's frustrating as hell on a good day and frustrating as a load of postings by Stu5445554 on a bad day. Yet £60 for a board? Believe me that is unheard of, so rare, very terribly unlucky, pending no exagerationypoos.

I won't commment on the first two cardiehated machines, never played 'em.

Sometimes you can get very strange versions of machines. An arcade in Leicester used to have a really odd Dr. Who. £6 jackpot (cash conversion) 5p play. £20 for a board was not a huge rarity. Streaked like mad.
Also talking of Mike Reid, The Guvnor could take a packet on £6 jackpot/20p play. You don't get that on the emulator, but often it'd go £40 with only a few 40p wins off the single red seven, gamble lose then a little streakypoos.


Cross your heart hope to die blah blah blah JJRARJRTRRJAJ really did take £60 for a board?

[stu55554]

Yeah, i'm with you on Tombraiders. Horrible machine.

did you know the first 2 presses on the feature gamble ar e no lose?

[voodoomau5]

1. [Barcrest] king kebab, austin powers £5. boring.shit.Always has a light out on the feature bit.

2. [qps i think] crazy fruits £5, the one with 3 keys to ul the reels and the cherrys are 20p, tthe casino version of this isn't too bad.

3. [Empire] jumping gems club £150. I'm only 14 but i spent enough time telling my Dad what to do on it to know its a f*****g boring turdburglar!