Posted 09 June 2011 - 01:00 AM
I think I'll write a mini review on this one.
Thank you very much Tommy for your latest DX of Can I Help You Sir...Sorry...Bangin Away
The DX itself is very good. However what on earth have I been playing??? If machines are DXed based on their gameplay, then this one would get into the National Gallery. And that's with a TOPGUN release.
Start from the bottom. You got your trail and everything. Hmm. The reel stop noises are lazy and out of sync. I've got holds, but no Trail Held. If you stop the bonus back at position 4, no more bonus for you! This is worse with predetermined bonuses such as Even Winner. You get nothing!
So there we are. We've got our board. Round and round we go, it's a bit loud taking the BANGs but at least it offers a few. Watch as the reel blasts go obviously from the cheapest fruit up, and how with 10 bangs, Xtra Floor is always the last thing to be hit. Then again, don't expect much more, as the Manager will want to help you...Dear god no. The worst thing about this machine is the Manager! "Can I help you, sir?" "Can I help you, sir?" "Can I help you, sir?" time, after time, after time. The party piece of this machine, and to show the lazy coding, is when all floors are open. Generally it'll mess you about on floor 3, and use your last bang on opening floor 4. Then you land on Xtra Floor. Now the fun starts. Next spin is always Manager. Thrown out. With your Extra Life, it might go so far as to land you on Thrown Out first, and then onto Manager. Thrown out. Sometimes it might have the decency to let you survive 3 Managers in a row before deciding to throw you out. The only real way of getting the Jackpot on this machine is through having enough bangs when Floor 5 is open. Otherwise it's Thrown Out for you!
And the features! What ever happened to Psycho Cash Beast enjoyment? Don't bother with Reel Cool, the Global button does nothing, and the nudges are so few on this that Nearest Wins etc are much harder to want to do. And while I like the saucy sounds, the French accent is just incessant and winds me up to no end.
So in short, this shows how to DX a machine, but not at all how to code one!
I award Global the Black Cherries of Death for this awful machine. The next time it has a battery leak, may it be in a Robotic Shark tank.
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