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[PJ]

What is the best result anyone has ever had from a first (and only) credit - I went into Coral in Gravesend last year with 20p on me. I didn't have enough for a go on the SuperCharged they had there, but I soon did, after finding 10p's worth of credit left behind on a roulette machine (the punter obviously having royally done his bollocks and stormed out in disgust at this blatant electronic fraud - I've seen blokes lose hundreds in a matter of minutes on these things - random number my f*****g ARSE!!!...). :angry:

Anyway, after printing the receipt and cashing it ("don't spend it all at once, lad"), I now had enough for one go, and, knowing the trail was already on 8, and there were no numbers on the reels from the previous spin, a Trail Held would mean profit of some sort...

So I put my now 30p in and the trail held - sure enough, I got zero-two-one to take me to £1.60 - gambled to £2, then exchanged.

Only bloody flashed, didn't it! £25 for a theoretical 20p - didn't get the repeat (oh surprise), only ever seen skill repeat on that machine once, big up to Sonny & Greg & the rest of da Coral Massif...


However, I have seen better - a couple of months later, a mate of mine (who will remain anonymous, so for arguments' sake we'll call him 'Richard'...) and I were watching another geezer lose his shirt into a Jumpin' Jokers in Ladbrokes.

He gave up after 40 quid's worth of miserable failure leaving 20p's worth of unused credit, and before I could get my quid in for 4 plays, Richard had stuck his last 10p in for one credit, which got him on the board and that bloody flashed as well!

Well, all our jaws hit the carpet! Including Richard's! Then a chorus of "I don't f*****g believe that!", by everyone, including the poor sod who died a horrible death on the bastard just minutes ago...

I mean - TEN f*****g PENCE against FORTY-ODD QUID!!! Where's the justice?...

Still, Richard was good enough to give me and another mate a fiver each from his jammy-as-f*****g-hell £25 win, so there was more than just one winner that day...


How about you guys - any such luck with the club or casino variety?...

[Lewis777]

Used to be good when someone would leave the old 5p simpsons last credit on moes tavern. Credit in.... ching ching , ching ching.....Oh how i miss them days.

seen a friend of mine leave crazy pays after putting 50 in it. Left the double 7s in the middle. Another friend put a noog in, held them & in it came. held for 60.

[Gazeyre1966]

I had a great night tonight...I bought a carry out....went out with a mate....danced on a beach....went to a couple of pubs and then clubbing....Pulled a sort!!!.....got something to eat for both of us and then we got a taxi home while the sun was coming up!!!....all for under £50.

I know what I prefer doing with my hard earned cash these days.....Something for you gamblers to think about!!!

P.S: She's still here!!! 8)

[U.D]

probly the first time i ever stepped into a casino... put a pound in hokey cokey and it rolled in jackpot first credit..

how ever if this counts.. i put a pound in magic 7's and on my second spin it nudged in jackpot and held.. so a neat 50 out of a single nugget.


p.s Gazeyre1966 get that girl out ur house efore ya mum finds her :wink:

[PJ]

...She's still here!!! 8)

Ropes nice and tight, then...someone's gonna miss her sooner or later though... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

...pound in hokey cokey and it rolled in jackpot first credit...

How much, from a casino machine I mean?

[LiamsLocks]

the last two nights me and my sister's fella have been out on the piss, went into the local on thursday night, had 50 pence in change each, so we decided to make a quid and put it in this machine, the name excapes me, but anyway we got onto the hi-lo board on the second spin and had an extra life, got the top treasure streak thing, took 50 quid away from it, for a single quid, then last night, even better in the same pub, Cops and Robbers £25, we put a pound in each, but on the very first spin, it span 3 swags in, and then flashed up 'GO ALL THE WAY!!' so we got 25 quid off the top board on that that, got on the board again, flashed again, then had about 15 more quid during a decent after-play. All in all, i very cheap weekend so far!!

[garrynicol69]

i went into the local ned hang out arcade in falkirk, put 1 quid in the simpsons and the 2 red bars flashed! 15 quid for a quid, another time we put 5p in the mob and got a board of that, 4 quid for 5p cant complain!

[todd1970]

WHEN I WAS IN WALES A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO WALKED PAST A PARTY TIME ARENA AND THERE WAS 3 X'S ON THE WINLINE....HMM I THOUGHT...I WONDER..PUT MY QUID IN SURE ENOUGH..PLAYER 1...ITS YOU...ONLY WENT FOR ABOUT £14 BUT STILL..IT WERE NICE

[Gablaholic]

Saw an old woman put 20p into a £25 Bar-X (5p already in in part credit), sure enough the Bars dropped straight in and held twice.

£75 for £1.20.

[PJ]

...beat that then u amatuers...[/size]

Amateurs (sp!)? Dear kettle, regards, pot!


Nice first post, btw...

[U.D]

PJ..... it was a casino version... so £25

[PJ]

PJ..... it was a casino version... so £25

Strange - I was of the impression that casino-based fruities were of the £250 or £1k JP variety...still, you live and learn...

[U.D]

i wish they were..... all £25 jp down here.... it sucks.

[gimmegimmegimme]

Gala bingo hall, one Sunday last month. Vivid machine 50p/£500 Old grannies machine, no holds or nudges, anyway popped in me quid and got 4 merry-go-round thingys which activates a wheel with prizes on it, got £100 + £25 + £250, £375. Quite happy with that.

[robbo007]

put in a quid to beaver las vegas and got told to hold middle reel which was a melon, won on the hi lo and got onto the board. from this i got beaver las vegas and took 30quid, beautiful!!

[bennie22]

My best one was putting 10p in Squids In after someone had left 1/2 credit in it, got 3 knockouts which i took thinking anything would be profit and got £15

[fistandantilus]

The other day put my first pound in a machine and it got stuck in the mech, giving the release mech some aggro, two pound coins dropped out. I guess that gives me an infinite percentage increase lol


The other week my friend and I walked into william hill where he wanted a go on the video roulette. Someone had left fourteen pound something in the bank so my friend looked around to check the guy had actually left and not just gone to the toilet or something, printed and cashed the ticket and left without actually inserting a single credit lol

[PJ]

The other day put my first pound in a machine and it got stuck in the mech, giving the release mech some aggro, two pound coins dropped out. I guess that gives me an infinite percentage increase...

Surely only a 100% increase, as you'd put a quid in and got one more out than you'd expected... :-?

And finding someone else's roulette money doesn't constitute a first credit either, but you lucky gitbag anyway...

[fistandantilus]

well i got my original quid back without it bring up a credit so £1 of 0 credits gives an infinite return lol