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Posted 22 October 2004 - 05:13 PM
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Posted 22 October 2004 - 05:27 PM
AYE 
Or how about another competition....instead of guess where i live how about.
How long am i gonna be grounded for once mummy finds out ive been using sweary words on the computer.
Or how about another competition....instead of guess where i live how about.How long am i gonna be grounded for once mummy finds out ive been using sweary words on the computer.
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Posted 22 October 2004 - 05:49 PM
Yeh, I got one as well - "what is your planetary designation" - I'm kinda wondering what planet he's on...then again, they don't take 6-year-old's on space missions... :-?...after my recent Pm should i reply to this dude...
Shame PHP-Nuke doesn't incorporate a dick-detector...
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Posted 22 October 2004 - 08:14 PM
I didn't get a PM, but an email :S
Lol...whats my sexuality [or anyone elses] got to do with some 12yr old f**ktard on a fruit machine forum?!
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Date: Fri, 22 Oct 2004 16:23:29 +0100
From: richpolice2000@yahoo.co.uk
To: ben.guy@dsl.pipex.com
Subject: Your name
Hello BarcrestBenito,
The following is an email sent to you by Rmoore via your account on Fruit-Emu. If this message is spam, contains abusive or other comments you find offensive please contact the webmaster of the board at the following address:
webmaster@fruit-emu.com
Include this full email (particularly the headers). Please note that the reply address to this email has been set to that of Rmoore.
Message sent to you follows
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Are you a homosexual.
Lol...whats my sexuality [or anyone elses] got to do with some 12yr old f**ktard on a fruit machine forum?!
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Hopefully recovering from years of compulsive gambling and wanting to be gamble free forever.
Recommended reading - http://www.gamblersaloud.com/ (yes, I bought the book, very happy with it!)
Hopefully recovering from years of compulsive gambling and wanting to be gamble free forever.
Recommended reading - http://www.gamblersaloud.com/ (yes, I bought the book, very happy with it!)
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Posted 22 October 2004 - 08:21 PM
LOL...Well mabye he is one himself and hes trying to chat you up BB..you could be well in there mate :wink:
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Posted 22 October 2004 - 08:39 PM
Don't know or care where he lives but I know his name....
BILLY NO-MATES!!! 8)
BILLY NO-MATES!!! 8)
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Posted 22 October 2004 - 08:42 PM
Oh ok!! I've been working it out.....It's Bridgend he lives in....so let's all go and give him a kicking....lol :evil:
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Posted 22 October 2004 - 08:51 PM
Nope, not Bridgend, doesn't quite fit. It could be Bridgend if the f**ktard [addictive word that one!] has accidently added an extra '-', but I think that my answer is right.
Anyone have a Welsh phonebook? That covers the Allt-y-goed area....then just look for the word 'f**kwit', and I'm sure you'll find the number
BarcrestBenito
Anyone have a Welsh phonebook? That covers the Allt-y-goed area....then just look for the word 'f**kwit', and I'm sure you'll find the number
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Hopefully recovering from years of compulsive gambling and wanting to be gamble free forever.
Recommended reading - http://www.gamblersaloud.com/ (yes, I bought the book, very happy with it!)
Hopefully recovering from years of compulsive gambling and wanting to be gamble free forever.
Recommended reading - http://www.gamblersaloud.com/ (yes, I bought the book, very happy with it!)
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Posted 22 October 2004 - 09:04 PM
Bridgend's only about 40 minutes away from me (20 minutes this time of night on the M4 ), so I'll go and have a word with his parents and have them move the computer from his bedroom and into the living room so that they can keep an eye on him. LOL
You've got feel sorry for the little twit really haven't you.
No, I suppose not.
), so I'll go and have a word with his parents and have them move the computer from his bedroom and into the living room so that they can keep an eye on him. LOLYou've got feel sorry for the little twit really haven't you.
No, I suppose not.
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Posted 22 October 2004 - 11:36 PM
And the winner for asswipe of the week goes too......................
I think www.teletubbies.co.uk had banned his ip address for chatting up tinky winky, i hear Tink (as he is known in showbiz circles) had been recieving spurious emails regarding wether he was in fact a telly tubbie or a human in disguise...but tinky had Po , lala, and dipsy as character witness that he was indeed a teletubbie...this infuriated this asswipe and led to a campaign of Pm's and emails..resulting in his ip address being banned...i think he logged onto here by accident and was looking for www.Fruit-me?.com but was greeted by many wonderful toys as pictured on the Home screen...and decided to stay for a while....looking for the kebab shop fruity Mtr's and stuff....
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I think www.teletubbies.co.uk had banned his ip address for chatting up tinky winky, i hear Tink (as he is known in showbiz circles) had been recieving spurious emails regarding wether he was in fact a telly tubbie or a human in disguise...but tinky had Po , lala, and dipsy as character witness that he was indeed a teletubbie...this infuriated this asswipe and led to a campaign of Pm's and emails..resulting in his ip address being banned...i think he logged onto here by accident and was looking for www.Fruit-me?.com but was greeted by many wonderful toys as pictured on the Home screen...and decided to stay for a while....looking for the kebab shop fruity Mtr's and stuff....
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Posted 23 October 2004 - 03:59 AM
Breaking early morning news!!!
Word has it on the grapevine RB that Rmoore has now kidnapped all 4 teletubbies and is holding them at water pistol and catapult point. He is demanding that all gay men be treated as equals and will squirt the multi-coloured muppets one by one unless his demands are met.
NEWS JUST IN!!! Rmoore will happily settle instead for a free wedgie from BB and a couple of free ringtones.
Word has it on the grapevine RB that Rmoore has now kidnapped all 4 teletubbies and is holding them at water pistol and catapult point. He is demanding that all gay men be treated as equals and will squirt the multi-coloured muppets one by one unless his demands are met.
NEWS JUST IN!!! Rmoore will happily settle instead for a free wedgie from BB and a couple of free ringtones.
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Posted 23 October 2004 - 08:28 AM
Hmmmm, equal rights or Teletubbies get wasted?... How long have I got to decide?......He is demanding that all gay men be treated as equals and will squirt the multi-coloured muppets one by one unless his demands are met...
Winning is not a crime...
NEITHER IS SWEARING!!!
NEITHER IS SWEARING!!!
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Posted 23 October 2004 - 02:31 PM
BUMP!
Let the outbursts continue. Kiddys + web = omg your a homo (they cant think of any more offensive words as they havent learnt them yet!)
Let the outbursts continue. Kiddys + web = omg your a homo (they cant think of any more offensive words as they havent learnt them yet!)
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Posted 23 October 2004 - 04:27 PM
I feel like I've wondered into a different forum here :roll:
I think I'm too old to understand 8-)
I think I'm too old to understand 8-)
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