get a bird round? have a w*nk?
me, i ordered a chicken tikka jalfrezi, kemma rice and an extra tark dhall side dish. washed down with a nice cold fosters.
fantastic, hope she goes out again soon!
Posted 20 April 2013 - 09:17 PM
normally i have a list of things to do, a bit like homework lol, plus two whinging kids, wanting stuff unfortunatly i don,t have much time, but before the kids if she went out, i'd to go out gambling trouble is i'd come back with pockets full of quids trying to hide them
Posted 20 April 2013 - 09:24 PM
Fook, marriage ain't for me but if you want to stay faithful a good DVD and some nice chow would about cover it.
Despite being resolutely single I have been seeing a bird lately who is pretty cool so I behave myself, few beers with the boys and a chicken fried rice on te way home does it for me. If I'm feeling frisky, well, the internet is always available, say no more. But usually I will just chill with a nice single malt and enjoy peace and solitude. Nothing wrong with that and nothing to feel guilty about the next day...
Posted 20 April 2013 - 10:08 PM
you would think you would get bored of porn
Posted 21 April 2013 - 11:42 AM
well my wife went out and never came back lol
Posted 21 April 2013 - 03:12 PM
you would think you would get bored of porn
get bored of porn, nah but it could get rather messy
Posted 21 April 2013 - 03:50 PM
Posted 21 April 2013 - 05:41 PM
get a bird round? have a w*nk?
me, i ordered a chicken tikka jalfrezi, kemma rice and an extra tark dhall side dish. washed down with a nice cold fosters.
fantastic, hope she goes out again soon!
to top it all she came home drunk and gave me a blowey
Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:09 PM
Daryl you are a classic mate love the 1 liners from you mate
I aim to please Sam mate…
Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:49 PM
to top it all she came home drunk and gave me a blowey
That's a right result!
Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:54 PM
When she goes out... I switch my hearing aid back on!
Posted 21 April 2013 - 07:52 PM
to top it all she came home drunk and gave me a blowey
Result!
Posted 21 April 2013 - 08:18 PM
to top it all she came home drunk and gave me a blowey
Not the only one that got one then?
Me missus was at an Ann Summers party on Saturday, and sent me over a few pic's of devices on sale on the day..... it sounds like she's got something, as I am getting teased via FB like hell right now
Posted 21 April 2013 - 09:07 PM
Ann Summers. LOL. That reminds me . My mate and myself put a phone system in the local branch. At the end of the day we both walked out of the shop together. We got some funny looks, as i was carrying a large cardboard box. LOl.
You could make a fortune at those parties selling batteries and psu's.
I thought a rabbit was a fluffy animal that lived in a burrow???
KY jelly Errrrgh tastes horrible.
Not that I've tried it, well only when the Missus was out.
Edited by ricardo de ponsa, 21 April 2013 - 09:35 PM.
Posted 22 April 2013 - 02:32 AM
I love it when the wife goes out. The moment she leaves the house Its straight up to the computer I go for a good half hour browsing session on red tube or Hamster,
We have a computer right by the window so I can even see if shes coming down the road
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