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#1 Daryl

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 04:43 PM

I laughed so much when I read this, that literally, my bottom denture flew out! :D

http://www.bbc.co.uk...ingham-22887138

I mean come on - he should've telephoned the Office of Fair Trading (OFT)!!
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#2 samson81

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 04:54 PM

I gotta say I saw this on the net earlier and thought it was a joke only to read that its 100% true.

 

What was the poor man thinking by calling the police ???

 

Gotta give him credit if he thinks the goods aint up to scratch fook it.... well don't take it back and get a refund :p



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 05:24 PM

Click to listen to the call


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#4 IHartwell

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 05:32 PM

Haha, tool, should have called 101 instead...

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:47 PM

 

Totally mental, I agree. Have worked on 999 circuits and the tales Iv'e heard from, Ambulance, Fire and Police are mind numbingly unreal.

1 year in prison for wasting emergency services time, at least!!!!

Selfish Plebs.


Edited by ricardo de ponsa, 13 June 2013 - 07:48 PM.


#6 Magz

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 09:32 PM

This guy is clearly stupid.

 

This wouldn't be covered under the Sale of Goods act, it's clearly covered by the Supply of Goods and Services act :)...



#7 chasnbons

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 06:42 AM

This guy is clearly stupid.

 

This wouldn't be covered under the Sale of Goods act, it's clearly covered by the Supply of Goods and Services act :)...

 

LMFAO :)



#8 stanmarsh14

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 02:23 PM

This guy is clearly stupid.

 

This wouldn't be covered under the Sale of Goods act, it's clearly covered by the Supply of Goods and Services act :)...

 

I was thinking more Trade Descriptions, possibly adding the goods / services are not fit for use? :D



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 06:59 PM

Been there, done that. 82347 out of 100000 I'd rate.

 

Every time I read bullshit  by Wizzy on The Mecca, I went out and got a f***.

 

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#10 Daryl

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 07:43 PM

 

 

Every time I read bullshit  by Wizzy on The Mecca, I went out and got a f***.

 

BF.

 

...you must've been shagged out then mate ;) lol


All The Best

Daryl
 
My blogsite is here: click the icon --->   :computer:
 

My name is Daryl, I was born in 1965 and have been into FME since 2002!
 
On 23 June 2011, I was diagnosed with Alzheimers Disease  In November 2012, I was diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease and Parkinsonian Syndrome too.
 
I can be found at:
 
My new blog-site...
 
...or at Facebook here: --> https://www.facebook.com/daryl.lees
 
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Visit my website on the icon above for my WebBlog, or pop over and see me on the social media at  ---> Daryl on... Facebook.png
 
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