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[bri365]

My book on clocks finally arrived... It's about time!

[Max Cartwright]

What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?
Let me atom!
(Hopefully new page )

[hitthesix]

Husband takes his wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing like a king –moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works.

 

The wife  turns to her husband

 

and sighs: "You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him and I said no."

 

 

 

Husband says: "Yep, it looks like he’s still celebrating!!"

[bri365]

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer!

[bri365]

My wife has been leaving jewellery magazines all over the house. So I finally took the hint and got her a magazine rack for Christmas.

[ricardo de ponsa]

I got a jigsaw for Christmas and finished it in a week !!!!

 

On the front of the box it said '3 to 4 years' !!!!!

[bri365]

My pizza was delivered last night by a man riding a cow.

I used Udder Eats...

[innfection]

joke thread heres a quick one
Donald Trump

[CharlieRaymondo]

joke thread heres a quick one
Donald Trump

👎🏼

Edited by CharlieRaymondo, 06 January 2020 - 03:39 AM.

[hitthesix]

I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back

-way too expensive and really bad quality.

 

 

 

Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear." The other one says, "Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons."

[innfection]

👎🏼

😡

[barcrest junky]

joke thread heres a quick one
Donald Trump

I know he doesn't come here often, but Alex does not like policitcal posts / threads.

[CharlieRaymondo]

You know infection is a drama queen so let him off this once 😝

Edited by CharlieRaymondo, 06 January 2020 - 07:07 PM.

[chasnbons]

I know he doesn't come here often, but Alex does not like policitcal posts / threads.

 

Alex also doesn't like doing what needs doing, where this site is concerned, but that doesn't seem to matter!

[cashbox1]

why did the baker have brown hands ??

 

because he kneaded ( needed)a shit

[ricardo de ponsa]

I just bought a book 'The History Of Glue'.

 

I haven't been able to put it down all week !!!!

 

I'm stuck on Chapter 2 !!!!

 

Also bought a book on 'The History Of Concrete', found that hard to understand !!!!!

[innfection]

You know infection is a drama queen so let him off this once 😝

🤔🤩

[deffstar]

Did you hear about the Irishman, Englishman, Scottishman and Pakistani? No you won't do either, thanks to the f***ing PC brigade!

[bri365]

I have some racing geese for sale. Let me know if you want a quick gander!

[ricardo de ponsa]

What did the inflatable Headmaster say to the inflatable Pupil in the inflatable School ?????? 

 

You've let me down, let yourself down and what's more you've let the School down !!!!