I think they meant Vagina... or did they? 
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#1481
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 02:36 PM
All The Best
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On 23 June 2011, I was diagnosed with Alzheimers Disease In November 2012, I was diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease and Parkinsonian Syndrome too.
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Daryl
My blogsite is here: click the icon --->
My name is Daryl, I was born in 1965 and have been into FME since 2002!
On 23 June 2011, I was diagnosed with Alzheimers Disease In November 2012, I was diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease and Parkinsonian Syndrome too.
I can be found at:
My new blog-site...
...or at Facebook here: --> https://www.facebook.com/daryl.lees
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Visit my website on the icon above for my WebBlog, or pop over and see me on the social media at --->
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Posted 21 March 2014 - 11:00 PM
What's the difference between a circus act and some lap dancers?
One's a cunning array of stunts...
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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:00 PM
I felt so sorry for the hypnotist I saw at our local club once...
...he hypnotised 7 blokes and said to them: "you will do anything I say" - he then promptly tripped over one of them and said: "f*** me"!
What happened next will forever haunt me..
All The Best
Daryl
My blogsite is here: click the icon --->
My name is Daryl, I was born in 1965 and have been into FME since 2002!
On 23 June 2011, I was diagnosed with Alzheimers Disease In November 2012, I was diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease and Parkinsonian Syndrome too.
I can be found at:
My new blog-site...
...or at Facebook here: --> https://www.facebook.com/daryl.lees
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Visit my website on the icon above for my WebBlog, or pop over and see me on the social media at --->
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Daryl
My blogsite is here: click the icon --->
My name is Daryl, I was born in 1965 and have been into FME since 2002!
On 23 June 2011, I was diagnosed with Alzheimers Disease In November 2012, I was diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease and Parkinsonian Syndrome too.
I can be found at:
My new blog-site...
...or at Facebook here: --> https://www.facebook.com/daryl.lees
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Visit my website on the icon above for my WebBlog, or pop over and see me on the social media at --->
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Posted 08 April 2014 - 02:10 PM
I don't bother with the Grand National any more. Last year my horse started off at 33/1 at Aintree, and ended up at 2 for 1 at Tesco.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, and I thought to myself. "Well this changes everything"
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Posted 11 April 2014 - 06:31 PM
Back in the days when having 'A gay old time' meant something totally different then.........
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 05:57 PM
Mein hund hat keine nase.
Wie riecht es ?
Schreklich!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 06:34 PM
Mein hund hat keine nase.
Wie riecht es ?
Schreklich!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!
...Furchtbar!! 
All The Best
Daryl
My blogsite is here: click the icon --->
My name is Daryl, I was born in 1965 and have been into FME since 2002!
On 23 June 2011, I was diagnosed with Alzheimers Disease In November 2012, I was diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease and Parkinsonian Syndrome too.
I can be found at:
My new blog-site...
...or at Facebook here: --> https://www.facebook.com/daryl.lees
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Visit my website on the icon above for my WebBlog, or pop over and see me on the social media at --->
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Daryl
My blogsite is here: click the icon --->
My name is Daryl, I was born in 1965 and have been into FME since 2002!
On 23 June 2011, I was diagnosed with Alzheimers Disease In November 2012, I was diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease and Parkinsonian Syndrome too.
I can be found at:
My new blog-site...
...or at Facebook here: --> https://www.facebook.com/daryl.lees
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Visit my website on the icon above for my WebBlog, or pop over and see me on the social media at --->
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 07:07 PM
...Furchtbar!!
Vielen dank fur lhre antwort. Oberkellner.
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Posted 27 April 2014 - 08:54 PM
"I would much rather have Parkinson's than Alzheimer's, Better to spill half your pint than forget where you put the damn thing."
Before you all gasp and think how could I be so insensitive, I ran this past Daryl and he is OK with it, In fact I think he still laughing at it.
Brian
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Posted 27 April 2014 - 09:52 PM
"I would much rather have Parkinson's than Alzheimer's, Better to spill half your pint than forget where you put the damn thing."
Before you all gasp and think how could I be so insensitive, I ran this past Daryl and he is OK with it, In fact I think he still laughing at it.
Brian
Indeed you did, and it did make me chuckle... because I have done both!
In fact - I have even 'Facebooked' it! 
All The Best
Daryl
My blogsite is here: click the icon --->
My name is Daryl, I was born in 1965 and have been into FME since 2002!
On 23 June 2011, I was diagnosed with Alzheimers Disease In November 2012, I was diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease and Parkinsonian Syndrome too.
I can be found at:
My new blog-site...
...or at Facebook here: --> https://www.facebook.com/daryl.lees
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Visit my website on the icon above for my WebBlog, or pop over and see me on the social media at --->
=======================================================
Daryl
My blogsite is here: click the icon --->
My name is Daryl, I was born in 1965 and have been into FME since 2002!
On 23 June 2011, I was diagnosed with Alzheimers Disease In November 2012, I was diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease and Parkinsonian Syndrome too.
I can be found at:
My new blog-site...
...or at Facebook here: --> https://www.facebook.com/daryl.lees
=======================================================
Visit my website on the icon above for my WebBlog, or pop over and see me on the social media at --->
=======================================================
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Posted 01 May 2014 - 06:42 PM
What's 7 inches long and smells of peaches?
The coroners cock
Cheeky
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Posted 06 May 2014 - 06:33 PM
I was looking for a film earlier this afternoon on Amazon called 'In The Name of the Father' it was about the Guildford four. And then i remembered an old joke that someone had once told me back in the 90's.
This bloke aks an Irish guy.. "What do you think of the Renault 5?" The Irish guy says.. "I think they're innocent"
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It's a bit outdated now, but beggars can't be choosers.. 
Edited by Marlon36, 06 May 2014 - 06:36 PM.
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 07:01 PM
As you liked my last joke Daryl i am gonna tell yer another!
This old man is dying in bed and his 3 sons and their wifes are sat around his bedside.
He says to his first son..(In a quiet and shaky voice) "Gary, all you think about is money money money! Even you wife is called Penny". He says to his 2nd son.."Dave all you think about is drink drink drink! Even your wife is called Sherry! He looks at his 3rd son..And says.."You Mick" just then Mick jumps up quickly and shouts..."Come on Fanny let's go home before we are insulted!"
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 09:18 PM
America are sending out a crack unit to find the kidnapped school girls in Nigeria.
Britain are sending Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris, Max Clifford & Dave Lee Travis
Britain are sending Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris, Max Clifford & Dave Lee Travis
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