It has been reported that the Tooth Fairy has collapsed and died of a heart attack after accidentally getting lost and wandering onto the set of the Jeremy Kyle Show
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Posted 25 January 2018 - 11:08 AM
It has been reported that the Tooth Fairy has collapsed and died of a heart attack after accidentally getting lost and wandering onto the set of the Jeremy Kyle Show.
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Posted 12 March 2018 - 09:18 PM
I think I just saw Jamie Carragher in Weatherspoons. If not,it must have been his spitting image.
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Posted 12 March 2018 - 09:20 PM
I think I just saw Jamie Carragher in Weatherspoons. If not,it must have been his spitting image.
Come here to post jokes, oh and to play the occasional frutie.
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Posted 12 March 2018 - 11:50 PM
I think I just saw Jamie Carragher in Weatherspoons. If not,it must have been his spitting image.
Come here to post jokes, oh and to play the occasional frutie.
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Posted 17 March 2018 - 01:51 AM
boy george was up before the court after his pet reptile kept attacking people...the judge told him he needed a calmer chameleon 
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Posted 17 March 2018 - 01:51 AM
boy george was up before the court after his pet reptile kept attacking people...the judge told him he needed a calmer chameleon
Einstein`s theory of FME 90 downloads = 3 thanks
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Posted 17 March 2018 - 01:52 AM
boy george was up before the court this morning after his pet reptile kept attacking passers by,the judge told him he needed a calmer chameleon
Einstein`s theory of FME 90 downloads = 3 thanks
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Posted 17 March 2018 - 01:53 AM
boy george was up before the court this morning after his pet reptile kept attacking passers by,the judge told him he needed a calmer chameleon
Einstein`s theory of FME 90 downloads = 3 thanks
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Posted 21 March 2018 - 09:30 AM
I got a warning message from a group of hackers saying that they are watching me.
Fair play lads if you want to watch a 43 yr old heavily bearded pisshead $&%#ing over a 60 yr old woman with a dildo.
Carry on.Britain still has talent lol x
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Posted 22 March 2018 - 05:08 PM
Crikey, Mick Jagger would shag owt nowadays...
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Posted 22 March 2018 - 05:08 PM
Crikey, Mick Jagger would shag owt nowadays...
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Posted 22 March 2018 - 07:37 PM
Not an old joke - but its funny - my dog entertaining himself in the park
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Posted 25 March 2018 - 08:17 AM
Testing it out to see this thread is fixed!!!
Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll.....or you're taking shit from some asshole.
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Posted 28 March 2018 - 11:35 AM
Old MacDonald was sitting on a bench,
Masturbating with a monkey wrench.
Then he missed and hit his balls,
And he shat in his overalls.
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Posted 30 March 2018 - 06:47 PM
If only it had been invented then...
Happy Easter guys 
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