Sado-masochist
Posted 31 May 2018 - 11:04 PM
As it's 1st June (Blame Geddy for this)....
[11:46am] <@Hisao> !quote strawberry
[11:46am] <@sm14|lappy> "I went to the world strawberry picking championships today.... a woman with no legs won....... jammy cu nt !!!!! - Troutman - 03/09/2003 " {(mpu34 #287)} {(1 results)}
Master Joker
Posted 03 June 2018 - 02:57 PM
The thing I love the most about this weather is the short skirts and low cut tops
Although they do make me look a bit camp.
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Sado-masochist
Posted 06 June 2018 - 07:06 AM
Englishman: "That your dog?"
Welshman: "Yep."
Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?"
Welshman: "Dog dont talk But."
Englishman: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Welshman: (Look of shock!)
Englishman: "Is this Welshman your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: "Yep."
Englishman: "How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Welshman: (Look of total disbelief)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Welshman: "Horse dont talk but."
Englishman: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)
Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the welshman)
Horse: "Yep."
Englishman: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."
Welshman: (Look of total amazement)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Welshman: "That sheeps a f*****g liar bud!!"
Master Joker
Posted 07 June 2018 - 04:16 PM
Indian lady collapsed in the street today and everyone was worried she was dead. I pointed to the red dot on her head and told them she was on standby.
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Master Joker
Posted 10 June 2018 - 08:45 PM
My town just had its annual incest competition, I entered my sister.
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Master Joker
Posted 15 June 2018 - 07:43 AM
I went to view a house on a Native American reservation
"I like it" I said. "Does it come with running water?"
"No way" He replied. "Get your own wife !!!”....
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Master Joker
Posted 08 July 2018 - 05:08 AM
What do you get when you mix Goat DNA and Human DNA????
Banned from the petting zoo and a criminal record.
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Master Joker
Posted 13 July 2018 - 09:02 PM
Waitress asks a gentleman "are you ready to order sir?".
"just waiting for the wife" he replied "she's gone to the toilet"
"oh do you know what's she's having" she enquired.
"Probably a shit from the amount of time she's been in there" he said.
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Sado-masochist
Posted 24 July 2018 - 04:39 PM
Roses are red-ish,
violets are blue-ish,
if you don't have a foreskin
you're probably jew-ish
Master Joker
Posted 26 August 2018 - 09:04 PM
My Granddad has been told by his Doctor that he needs to take Viagra everyday for the rest of his life.................He's okay about it but Nan's taking it hard.
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