PARTYTIME MADNESS
Started by johnnyzen, Mar 27 2005 01:06 AM
13 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 27 March 2005 - 01:06 AM
Partytime will be the death of me.
Yes that crappy game, which has I have plundered a many quid into it awaiting that f**king man to say "its you"
The bloody game even haunts me on this website, often while browsing the forum, people ask "Is anyone doing partytime" etc etc
Please people, this fruity is the worst of the lot of 'em. its waste a space, its a waste of time, it should be banned in all countries. all of the machines should be burned alive (with the plug in), the makers should be beaten with cod liver oil capsules and made to eat the ashes of the cabinets.
Saying that, is anyone going to emulate it soon, i;ve been waiting ages
Yes that crappy game, which has I have plundered a many quid into it awaiting that f**king man to say "its you"
The bloody game even haunts me on this website, often while browsing the forum, people ask "Is anyone doing partytime" etc etc
Please people, this fruity is the worst of the lot of 'em. its waste a space, its a waste of time, it should be banned in all countries. all of the machines should be burned alive (with the plug in), the makers should be beaten with cod liver oil capsules and made to eat the ashes of the cabinets.
Saying that, is anyone going to emulate it soon, i;ve been waiting ages
#3
Posted 27 March 2005 - 08:04 AM
Saying that, is anyone going to emulate it soon, i;ve been waiting ages
Nope, and you are quite right, it is shite.
And Col, you are not the only person to have never played one (although you may well be the only person that has never seen one), i too have never played it although i have seen quite a few.
Hurtand165
#4
Posted 27 March 2005 - 09:07 AM
Astra's Party Time machines and variants are equipped with the latest in Heber technology, which includes wrinkle-sensors on the start button. If you are over 60 the machine will be able to tell, and your pension/invalidity benefit/grandchildren's inheritance will last much longer. However, if you're a younger player, say under 35, then you're in trouble. The less wrinkles the machine detects, the longer you have to wait for a feature, and the less it will go for. Fact. Players have been known to hold their hands in a sink of hot water to get the desired effect, but this doesn't work. They forget to apply hand-cream afterwards, which is a vital ingredient.
There is also a piss-sensor situated near the payout tray (level with the player's groin). Once again, if the player emits a piss-smell stronger than 100 units per 10,000 cubic millemetres of airspace the game switches to super-generous mode and the loose-bladdered gamer is thus rewarded.
Finally any mobility-aids whatsoever (combined with wrinkles and piss) are also beneficial to our blue-haired chums. Wheelchairs, zimmer-frames and even the walking stick are all detected, giving the player an advantage. But trainers and jeans have the opposite effect, and thus giros/wages/mortgage payments/loans are all in big trouble.
Now you know.
There is also a piss-sensor situated near the payout tray (level with the player's groin). Once again, if the player emits a piss-smell stronger than 100 units per 10,000 cubic millemetres of airspace the game switches to super-generous mode and the loose-bladdered gamer is thus rewarded.
Finally any mobility-aids whatsoever (combined with wrinkles and piss) are also beneficial to our blue-haired chums. Wheelchairs, zimmer-frames and even the walking stick are all detected, giving the player an advantage. But trainers and jeans have the opposite effect, and thus giros/wages/mortgage payments/loans are all in big trouble.
Now you know.
Watch out! There's a SIG thief about...
#5 Guest_madman_*
Posted 27 March 2005 - 02:37 PM
partytime club edition.............
over 3500 downloads.,.........get me on the top 10.........
partytime is here. allready.download it and see.and its a sitdown 3 player version with top board........
over 3500 downloads.,.........get me on the top 10.........
partytime is here. allready.download it and see.and its a sitdown 3 player version with top board........
#6
Posted 27 March 2005 - 06:50 PM
Partytime will be the death of me.
Yes that crappy game, which has I have plundered a many quid into it awaiting that f**king man to say "its you"
The bloody game even haunts me on this website, often while browsing the forum, people ask "Is anyone doing partytime" etc etc
Please people, this fruity is the worst of the lot of 'em. its waste a space, its a waste of time, it should be banned in all countries. all of the machines should be burned alive (with the plug in), the makers should be beaten with cod liver oil capsules and made to eat the ashes of the cabinets.
Saying that, is anyone going to emulate it soon, i;ve been waiting ages
Rockets armed and ready to fire.
Party time nub. gah, dont kill the machines kill the people asking for em...
But like he said there is a hybrid and its there so go download it. if you want the full thing try 2010.
N/A
#7
Posted 27 March 2005 - 09:40 PM
And Col, you are not the only person to have never played one (although you may well be the only person that has never seen one), i too have never played it although i have seen quite a few.
Nope, he's not the only one who's never seen or played one.
If it's anything like I've heard, then I don't want to either.
Isn't it only grannies that play them?
Smiley.
#8
Posted 28 March 2005 - 12:42 AM
That makes three of us that have never seen...or played Party Time.
Judging by most of the comments I thank God that I've quit.
Take the hint guys.....Stop playing and you'll find that you have much more money in your pockets!!!
Judging by most of the comments I thank God that I've quit.
Take the hint guys.....Stop playing and you'll find that you have much more money in your pockets!!!
<span style='font-family: Comic Sans MS'><span style='font-size: 12px;'>It's all done in the best possible taste. </span></span>
#9
Posted 28 March 2005 - 05:27 PM
I was only trying to be funny.
the unfunny thing is, no-one found it funny.
suppose thats funny.
worth it
i'll get me coat.....
the unfunny thing is, no-one found it funny.
suppose thats funny.
worth it
i'll get me coat.....
#10
Posted 28 March 2005 - 09:40 PM
Lol, I thought it was pretty funny
Anyway, I've played Party Time a couple of times, and even though I am no longer an addict, I will put say £15 a month into a Party Time. Simple reason being that people always leave them at the 'wrong' time, unlike a hi-tech AWP where they are often left for dead [at least they were once I'd finished on them ]
Basically I stake £5 in each of the 3 machines. If only 2 machines available, then £7 in each, and if only 1 available, the full £15 in that one.
More often than not, I've had a decent profit at the end of it. I'll be honest, for playability, it is a shite machine, but if you want to try double your £15 in about 2 minutes, and don't mind losing it if needs be, it can be quite funny
Oh, and anyone thinking of calling me an addict - I've gone from staking around £50 a night in pub machines into £15 a month, basically my equivalent to playing the lottery
Anyway, I've played Party Time a couple of times, and even though I am no longer an addict, I will put say £15 a month into a Party Time. Simple reason being that people always leave them at the 'wrong' time, unlike a hi-tech AWP where they are often left for dead [at least they were once I'd finished on them ]
Basically I stake £5 in each of the 3 machines. If only 2 machines available, then £7 in each, and if only 1 available, the full £15 in that one.
More often than not, I've had a decent profit at the end of it. I'll be honest, for playability, it is a shite machine, but if you want to try double your £15 in about 2 minutes, and don't mind losing it if needs be, it can be quite funny
Oh, and anyone thinking of calling me an addict - I've gone from staking around £50 a night in pub machines into £15 a month, basically my equivalent to playing the lottery
Ben
Hopefully recovering from years of compulsive gambling and wanting to be gamble free forever.
Recommended reading - http://www.gamblersaloud.com/ (yes, I bought the book, very happy with it!)
Hopefully recovering from years of compulsive gambling and wanting to be gamble free forever.
Recommended reading - http://www.gamblersaloud.com/ (yes, I bought the book, very happy with it!)
#11
Posted 01 April 2006 - 10:07 AM
one problem with these machines? there not party time, the club one maybe? but the other one? no chance i was playing this sad idea of a machine yesterday in the arcade, this doesnt play anything like it.
#12
Posted 01 April 2006 - 10:11 AM
not only that but the reels are wrong, too many bars for a start. but over all its equally as good/crap as the original. so hats off to the makers and shakers of fruitemu,
#13 Guest_robinhood75_*
Posted 01 April 2006 - 03:49 PM
partytime club edition.............
over 3500 downloads.,.........get me on the top 10.........
partytime is here. allready.download it and see.and its a sitdown 3 player version with top board........
how come when i click on the link i am asked to sign in again but am signed in?
#14
Posted 01 April 2006 - 06:59 PM
did the same to me i just went to download section and searched for party time. found it easy that way
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