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[dave1de]

OK my mums friend has just dropped off a bouqet of flowers for me to give to her when I go up hospital tonight to see her after her operation.

What do I do with them, do I stick them in some water? do I just leave them, can you stick them in water with the packet still on??

Yes I am thick but I dont usually get flowers delivered to me

[Jimmy_mac]

Easy one that cut some of the plastic away say about 1 inch from the bottom cut the stem so that the stalk is at an angle like this / then put them in some water that'll keep them so that they look ok.

PS don't ask why I know this shite I'll lose street cred :|

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*falls off chair laughing*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alth in flower arranger shocker

oh thats f*****g brilliant.

[dave1de]

cheers alt hopefully the'll stay fine till tonight

[stevedude2]

Yeah alth, you sound a bit too good with flowers for my liking

[Dr DX]

Easy one that cut some of the plastic away say about 1 inch from the bottom cut the stem so that the stalk is at an angle like this / then put them in some water that'll keep them so that they look ok.

PS don't ask why I know this shite I'll lose street cred :|

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roflmao lol aww arnt they nice petal lol ....................


i'll have two bunches lol

[stevedude2]

TRUMPET VINES. I have 2 trumpet vines in my yard that are well established. Should they be pruned back and how much? It appears as if they flower only on new growth. Any tips?

Also any ideas to stop slugs and caterpillars from eating my nasturtiums and Dwarf Rhododendrons?

[Phil]

How about getting a Gardener?

I know this is FRUIT-emu but you're all taking the gardening theme too far!!!

[lincs1]

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*falls off chair laughing*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alth in flower arranger shocker

oh thats f*****g brilliant.

hahahahaha gotta admit alth knows more about flowers than fruit's

maybe there could be a forum thats specially for alth and flower arranging.....lmao

[dave1de]

awwwww I think we should all leave him alone after all he told me how to keep my flowers nice for my mum

*shudders at thought of going to a hospital*, i dont have many fears, but hospitals are one of them, the smell of disinfectant, all the white, the old people in beds, the corridors...... instruments of torture.

[Jimmy_mac]

meh, hospitals are nothing to worry about fella, I spend almost me entire life in them, whether it be working or visiting the missus cos she ill again!

Hope ya ma ok fella

[lincs1]

meh, hospitals are nothing to worry about fella, I spend almost me entire life in them, whether it be working or visiting the missus cos she ill again!

Hope ya ma ok fella

only if that was true jimmy only if it was true, i lost my mum in march this year so all i can say is i ain't got no faith in the nhs at all.

[jamesb99_1999]

Alth - You got any top tips for interior design too???


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