19 replies to this topic

[dave1de]

Its just about time when all the c***s come out to demand sweets/money or egg the house.

So far we had to little kids round from opposite with there parents so i went to go and find some biscuits, and didnt mind them as they had atleast botherd to dress up.

Two 15 year old shits in screams masks come round though and i tell ya.......*loads the shotgun*

[kingkallum82]

Turn ur lights off and shut your curtains lol
That should get rid lol

Kallum

[Jimmy_mac]

well as we aint expecting any visitors tonight i've just finished wiring the doorbell to a bank of car batteries.

Definately some people gonna be getting a shock this halloween

Hope the missus doesnt decide to pay me a surprise visit

[kingkallum82]

rofl jimmy
Ur crazy man

Kallum

Will someone come to FE-Chat im bored lol

[Dr DX]

well as we aint expecting any visitors tonight i've just finished wiring the doorbell to a bank of car batteries.

Definately some people gonna be getting a shock this halloween

Hope the missus doesnt decide to pay me a surprise visit

lmao did u really do that?? god i would love to do that to get those annoying c***s who ring the door bell even when they know your in

[Pgamblin]

You used car batteries ?

I thought i was being mean using 240v rigged and a new metal door mat

My pc room is directly above the front door so the slightest sign of poultry towards the house will end up with the little sucker being Paintballed 10 fold.

ps i have 500 shots ready for the suckers

[dtrmad2004]

Lol looks like the age old tradition is turning into.

Trick or treat or be pranked:D .

Andy

[Jimmy_mac]

trick or treat has evolved,

its now kill or be killed

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

[Nudgeman]

Halloween is becoming more popular than Guy Fawkes night, or so the tabloids proclaimed today.
Great, I love nothing better than to put a white sheet over my head and run around the candlelit house going "woooooooh!"
Where exactly does knocking on complete strangers' doors begging for chocolate/money come into the equation?
Yes, yes, yadda, blah I know it's an American innovation supposedly, but what a thing!
It's a total pain in the bum. I can just about tolerate the cutie little kids who come around with mummy and the whole thing is a wonderful novelty for them. I don't particularly agree with it, but I could tolerate that. It's the fact that it seems to bring out a 'Dick Turpin' mentality in some of the older chavs.
They make no effort to partake in any of the Halloween traditions. OK, they may have nicked a Scream mask from the local Woolworths. Chances are, they're in full Burberry regalia. A far more haunting sight than any ghost.
You could open the door to them, listen to the yampy shits go "trick or treat" and tell them what for. Unfortunately even if you succeed in getting them off your property, you'll have to keep a watchful eye on you car/front garden e.t.c for the next few weeks. Maybe it might develop into a full scale war. You assert your rights as a citizen not to be disturbed by idiots whilst at home and it esculates. Before you know it, the police are coming round wanting to know why you shot the parents. The law is always an ass, but fight on you must, gunning away. So before you know it, the army have been called in as back up. You light a quick cigarette and the last thing you see is Fistandilus lunging at you with a bayonet.
All that because some kid hasn't been taught that when he wants money he should GET A JOB, not knock on people's doors around the late October time.
Seriously though it's an outrageous scandal. Having to creep around your house in the dark, having to keep the TV on low.
Come on nanny state! Surely you can ban all this intrusive begging? Come on Tony Blair! Don't let me down.
You can't even log onto Fruit Emu as the hideous glow from your monitor in the darkness will give away your location.
It's totally wrong. You've always got to feel sorry for the people who bought the house on the corner, because that's where all the chavs will congregate. Better not park your car there as they have no respect for other people's space/sanity/property.

Don't even get me started on the public sale of fireworks. It's about time certain parents actually started parenting. Besides that, what's the novelty of hanging around shops in the evening? In my day (awful Yorkshire accent not intended) we went down the park and kept ourselves amused.

[frankie4fingers]

trick or treat has evolved,

its now kill or be killed

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

LMFAO

[kensplace2]

fecking class post that was!

[Liverpool2008]

Its annoying thing : Trick Or Treat For Chocolate also penny for the guy

Are the kids fat enough these days lol

I Never give money to Kids for penny for the friggin guy

I tell them to loose weight instead lol

[Dr DX]

You used car batteries ?

I thought i was being mean using 240v rigged and a new metal door mat

My pc room is directly above the front door so the slightest sign of poultry towards the house will end up with the little sucker being Paintballed 10 fold.

ps i have 500 shots ready for the suckers

evil pure evil.....................................i like it! lol luckly me we didnt have anybody come round to our doors

[Pgamblin]

We only had two in the end so no need for the paintball gun in the end,

No doubt we'll get some more tonight after it was rained off last night.

[mrgspot]

We only had two in the end so no need for the paintball gun in the end,

No doubt we'll get some more tonight after it was rained off last night.

Woke up this morning at 7am on my pissing day off to be told all my tyres had been let down and silly string covering the bonnet and roof. Oh well suppose i should have give them tossers a lion bar, instead of chucking water at them from the top window. I will never learn"!!!!!!!!

G

[kingkallum82]

LMAO @ lee... tell em they're f@T

Kallum

[Dr DX]

Woke up this morning at 7am on my pissing day off to be told all my tyres had been let down and silly string covering the bonnet and roof. Oh well suppose i should have give them tossers a lion bar, instead of chucking water at them from the top window. I will never learn"!!!!!!!!

G

lmao i would love to see that lol

[Nudgeman]

I woke up this morning at 7am to find that my oli, air and fuel filters had been changed. I was pleasantly surprised to see that my rear tyres were inflated to 28psi and my front tyres to 30psi. It was then, with much joy, that I saw my car had actually been serviced. There was another stamp in the book. Not just that, the car was gleaming like it was brand new. It had been given a professional valet into the bargain as well.
All that for a few mini Mars Bars. I love this trick and treating.

[Gazeyre1966]

Another class post from Nudgeman. It's times like these I'm glad I live in rented accommodation....On the 2nd floor with the outside door locked....lol

Why not dress up as one of the Addams family so when they knock on the door they will be scared shitless when you open it....or save up that pet that was run over a month before...a perfect "Gift" for someone knocking at your door....You can't beat entrail soup.

I look forward to your Fireworks night posting Nudgeman....lol

[romx]

trick or treat is a tradtion give thoose poor litlte kiddies a treat else ima come to your house and give you a nasty trick