I don't know about you lot but there always seems to be a to**a in my pub whos an expert on the bandit - "If I were you - I'd hold that" or "Don't take that - it's crap", does anyone else have one of these and have you got any good replies to get rid of them?!?!
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 09:47 PM
i usually find saying "i wouldnt stand too close i've got syphillis" works
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 09:48 PM
Ah yes, the "hoverer"...as I used to call him. Your best bet is either to warn him off telling him that you know better....hang around with mates who look menacing so he won't come near, or just smack the little f***tard right in the mouth if he won't take no for an answer.....lol
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 10:02 PM
I tell the c***(s) to f*** off or they get it. Or else.
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 11:16 PM
basically the guy is a geek who has only just master the 3rd hold trick.
that said, you should see how many people interupt me when im doing a golden game - `oh dont hold that, let them spin..`
just ignore the guy and play it your way.
that said, you should see how many people interupt me when im doing a golden game - `oh dont hold that, let them spin..`
just ignore the guy and play it your way.
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 11:47 PM
I find murdering them and raping their lifeless body works best.
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Posted 06 February 2006 - 12:02 AM
there iz always people like that were i go they start pressing buttons and sayin i can get you jackpot here i just say i will play by myself f*** off
thats what you should do if he keeps persisting hit him lol
thats what you should do if he keeps persisting hit him lol
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Posted 06 February 2006 - 09:59 AM
These used to be all over the local arcade when I used to go in. The thing is they stand there giving you all there wisdom and when they do win they exspect some cash as they used to say " it took a fiver off me ". Call me daft but if they are such fruit machine geniuses with infinate wisdom of how to beat them how do they lose in the 1st place!!
They were good for 1 thing though, they always new the reels on the old tuppeny nudger as I never did.
They were good for 1 thing though, they always new the reels on the old tuppeny nudger as I never did.
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Posted 06 February 2006 - 01:57 PM
These used to be all over the local arcade when I used to go in. The thing is they stand there giving you all there wisdom and when they do win they exspect some cash as they used to say " it took a fiver off me ". Call me daft but if they are such fruit machine geniuses with infinate wisdom of how to beat them how do they lose in the 1st place!!
They were good for 1 thing though, they always new the reels on the old tuppeny nudger as I never did.
And the reason thay know the reels on the 2p nudger, coz its the only machine thay actually ever play lol
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