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Bird Flu
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Posted 19 February 2006 - 03:32 PM
I found this bird at the bottom of our garden in a stream. Just hope its not that dam bird flu. Does any one know of any numbers to contact people regarding bird flu? I think the bird is a heron or a crane.
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Posted 19 February 2006 - 03:34 PM
try the local chinese takeaway, probably give you a fair price.
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Posted 19 February 2006 - 03:36 PM
erm too me it looks like a cat has had it thats all.......
Tell you what to do, take a deep breath go and give it a massive sniff....and if YOU not are here in Two weeks we'll report it for you.
Tell you what to do, take a deep breath go and give it a massive sniff....and if YOU not are here in Two weeks we'll report it for you.
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Posted 19 February 2006 - 03:50 PM
Maybe its just having a rest 
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Posted 19 February 2006 - 04:05 PM
I dont think it was just resting or eaten by a cat. It has lost it's head and if a cat had got it then it would be all messed up like the pigeon i found last week. I phoned the chinese and they said they would give me £20 for it lol.
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Posted 19 February 2006 - 04:32 PM
I dont think it was just resting or eaten by a cat. It has lost it's head
Ahhh they said this Flu is bad....................think it was a massive fookin' sneeze then?
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Posted 19 February 2006 - 04:40 PM
Best To Place a Pack Of Tissues Next To It , Maybe some Lemsip - Cold and Flu 
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Posted 19 February 2006 - 04:43 PM
Best To Place a Pack Of Tissues Next To It , Maybe some Lemsip - Cold and Flu
Or at least put a blanket over it and maybe a glass of lucazade,oh and the remote so it can watch daytime tv
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What shall i put here?
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Posted 19 February 2006 - 05:16 PM
Really guys....
Don't make threads like this when some members have bought half price duck from Sainsburys...
Don't make threads like this when some members have bought half price duck from Sainsburys...
This is a site for EMULATION purposes of older machines. Not playing strategies.
If you are more interested in playing modern machines,
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Posted 19 February 2006 - 05:32 PM
Well u know why it's half price now, it's got flu lol.
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Posted 19 February 2006 - 05:55 PM
Jameslowe.........Exactly!
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Posted 19 February 2006 - 06:20 PM
at a quick look, its been shot by a pellet gun, turn it over and see if the whole other side has been blown off.
£20 is a good price, or perhaps trade in for a 4-people meal with free bottle of coke.
£20 is a good price, or perhaps trade in for a 4-people meal with free bottle of coke.
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Posted 19 February 2006 - 06:36 PM
It has no head to look at, the maggots have eaten it. Thats why the chinese offerd me £20. I told them it had maggots. YUM YUM!!!!!
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Posted 19 February 2006 - 10:23 PM
I dont think it was just resting or eaten by a cat. It has lost it's head and if a cat had got it then it would be all messed up like the pigeon i found last week.
So bird flu causes their heads to fall off now does it? Let's hope all the woman I have to work with catch "bird flu" tomorrow....That way I won't have to listen to their moronic yap about soaps, pop idol and those celebs who are famous for f*** all like Preston and Chantelle!!!!
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Posted 19 February 2006 - 10:26 PM
hmmm wondered why the duck was so cheap at sainsburys? half price but still tastes horrible yuk
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 11:17 AM
Contact Defra On 08459335577,i Contacted Them Earlier After Finding 4 Seagulls Dead With No Obvious Injuries.
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 01:50 PM
Let's hope all the woman I have to work with catch "bird flu" tomorrow....
Nothing to worry about lads, it's only woman that can catch it, hence the name!
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 03:48 PM
I reckon millions of british people will die in the next six months due to this...
Nothing like a bit of controversy to spice things up eh!
Nothing like a bit of controversy to spice things up eh!
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 08:23 PM
I reckon millions of british people will die in the next six months due to this...
Perhaps we can send all the chavs and neds out there to work with poultry as a punishment!
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 08:40 PM
I think I`ve got that bird flu, I`ve been peckish lately.
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