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[mrmystery83]

Ooh, ooh, ooh, I know, 'e's a twit, inn'ee?


Too many chav experiences in my time to choose from, so instead, I'll just refer you to my posts in the 'Little S---s' thread made some months ago, about picking them off one by one with a sniper rifle...

500-point Burberry Bonus if you shred his stupid cap along with his skull!!!

I take it your top of the points leaderboard then? lol

[lingling722]

now this is funny as i usualy tell them simply to f*** off i know more than then they just gamble because they think it makes them look "ard" a bit like smoking but less we forget we need them the lose leave there full machine and try and help you out now they get tossed out for hanging around well to be tecnical i wish they were hanging around off a gallow but then you nick there machine take 20 quid out and then you get them telling you how you lurked on them and then they try to get a gang together to beat you but it dies of when they see some white powder on the road and think it is crack well there is my first reply

[voodoomau5]

I've just thought of a great idea, well maybe it isn't as it's 2.47 and I'm knackered but make some(if not all arcades)dress thingied. Only allowed in if wearing casual - no trackies. Still thing a double barreled would be more effective but it could work.

[sharpy2005]

now this is funny as i usualy tell them simply to f*** off i know more than then they just gamble because they think it makes them look "ard" a bit like smoking but less we forget we need them the lose leave there full machine and try and help you out now they get tossed out for hanging around well to be tecnical i wish they were hanging around off a gallow but then you nick there machine take 20 quid out and then you get them telling you how you lurked on them and then they try to get a gang together to beat you but it dies of when they see some white powder on the road and think it is crack well there is my first reply

Please make sure it is your last.

[jamespir]

id like to knw where they get all thyre money from cause they obviously dont work but they all ways seem to be in the arcades and have lots of money where as i work 5days a week and can never afford one day

[lovespuds]

well av just been reading all your mishaps with the dickheads form hell and yes I agree smash em all up. thats why am barred from coral island in blackpool. I was playing a addams family and dnt get me wrong I kno the machine, and some lad with his mate come up saying that "meet the neighbours feature is jackpot " so i said to him politley "f*** off" but he stayed with his mate. and we all kno this feature is only jackpot if the symbols are there or barcode. well he took a feature that was shit and screwed my machine up coz it went on its arse after me putting 35 in it. so i broke his finger. for pressing my buttons serves him right for messing with someone elses game. get this he still had the cheek to report me to staff and i got barred

[magpie]

A few years back when i was about 14, i had a gambling day from hell

About 2 weeks before me and my friends went to brighton for a gamble, we all lost as we didnt have a clue lol, but we had fun which was the main thing to us. along the way we met some chav about our age who wanted to go halfs in a machine with my mate (think it was a papperazi, or something like that) so we watched. they got a board and i heard "go higher than that and its a gaurened Jackpot" so my mate went higher, lost, and so we all walked away after they were finished. then this chav jumps back on it, jackpots it, and says to my friend- ahh unlucky there mate.

the day from hell- 2 weeks after we went gambling in our home town, and to our horror he was in the arcade we go to, and for the rest of the 4-6 hour session we where "dealing him in" for "helping us out" on the machine, the only real case i remember was him trying to persuade me to carry on on an IJ2 when i was on £4 cash, and had 2 cash shots so i had JP right there. so he was blatantly trying to get me to die on it so he could get the JP

The funnyest thing was he had made about a tenner throughout the day, and hadnt had to touch his "sock money" lmao. and when we were all out of money, he decided to play a saturday night beaver. its the worst ive ever seen a machine play, but i have to say it couldnt have happened to a better person! -£20 on it so he decides to give it a punch haha, then we all storm out of the arcade, make our own ways and thank god we never saw him again.

but, nowadays noone bothers us as were the eldest out of the bunch and the most knowlagable

[Matty.N]

id like to knw where they get all thyre money from cause they obviously dont work but they all ways seem to be in the arcades and have lots of money where as i work 5days a week and can never afford one day

2 words

Job Centre

walking past it yesterday group of lads came out with wads of cash

its stupid how the bone idle bastards get money

& the really sick/injured get f*ck all -.-

[voodoomau5]

They would lose half their business if they did this especially somewhere like Ingoldmells near Skeggy!!!

Says it all really lol

[nails]

what im trying to achieve is if you dont like it dont go in the arcades simple as that!!!!

is bigbeef a twat? lets have a poll!

[dude_se]

havent really experienced chavs, just some guys in pubs that offered tips, wanted to go halfs, etc. the worst time was when me and a friend put £2 in and won the jp. the guy next to us on another machine got a little angry, claiming he had filled it up, etc, so wanted £5. we just gave it to him to avoid trouble. tbf we did see him over by the fruit machines a lot, so im sure he did fill it up, and we still had £15 each

[shajder]

I remember playing a Rich & Famous £5 in Blackpool years ago and some chav started to watch me. I got on the board and the starting square or the first spin (can't remember which) put me on Nudgepot £3. The chav said, "if you collect that, it's £3". Obviously I knew what it was. I collected it and the chav scum was asking for £1 for helping me win.

I hate the chavs so much.

Although they might rip you off or watch and then play the machine you just lost on to win a jackpot or two, you just have to remember that they will live a life of poverty and will never amount to anything. They will probably hang around arcades, pubs and bookies for the rest of their lives.

I take a great deal of comfort from that!

[Gazeyre1966]

havent really experienced chavs, just some guys in pubs that offered tips, wanted to go halfs, etc. the worst time was when me and a friend put £2 in and won the jp. the guy next to us on another machine got a little angry, claiming he had filled it up, etc, so wanted £5. we just gave it to him to avoid trouble. tbf we did see him over by the fruit machines a lot, so im sure he did fill it up, and we still had £15 each

Are you mad mate? I'd have just told him, tough shit!!! That's the gamble.

[todd1970]

havent really experienced chavs, just some guys in pubs that offered tips, wanted to go halfs, etc. the worst time was when me and a friend put £2 in and won the jp. the guy next to us on another machine got a little angry, claiming he had filled it up, etc, so wanted £5. we just gave it to him to avoid trouble. tbf we did see him over by the fruit machines a lot, so im sure he did fill it up, and we still had £15 each

Are you mad mate? I'd have just told him, tough shit!!! That's the gamble.

Aye right..exactly Gaz.

I'll need to try that one next time im in my local..if theres a guy playing the fruity and wins £50..ill just say to him.

Here mate i was in here about 3 weeks ago or so and lost £30 in that very machine..so technically i should be entitled to at least £15 of your winnings.

I know he would just do a Begbie on me.

[dude_se]

saved starting a fight (which i think he clearly wanted to do). if he wanted any more than a fiver i would have told him to f**k off. wasnt worth the trouble. we only would have wasted that fiver on more gambling anyway

[todd1970]

saved starting a fight (which i think he clearly wanted to do). if he wanted any more than a fiver i would have told him to f**k off. wasnt worth the trouble. we only would have wasted that fiver on more gambling anyway

Spose so..you done the right thing in that case.

Although assholes like that shouldnt be allowed into pubs let alone play fruitys and canny take it when they lose.

[dude_se]

i know it sucks.
5 mins before that some guy asked me for some change (not to gamble, he was a hobo). the barmaid quickly escorted him out

[Deano]

I know he would just do a Begbie on me.

LMFAO not heard that for a long time:bigeyes02: lol