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[bri365]

I find the only language these arseholes understand is to give one of them a Glasgow kiss (headbutt) and watch all his pussy mates wet themselves and run away. At Margate dreamland a few years ago I had one try to take the money out of the paytray as I was still playing. Squashed his face into the machine and told him I was going to eat him (i'm 21 stone). I'm sure I could smell shit coming from him before he ran off. Chavs are #@#@#@#s and need to be treated as such.

[dtrmad2004]

I find the only language these arseholes understand is to give one of them a Glasgow kiss (headbutt) and watch all his pussy mates wet themselves and run away. At Margate dreamland a few years ago I had one try to take the money out of the paytray as I was still playing. Squashed his face into the machine and told him I was going to eat him (i'm 21 stone). I'm sure I could smell shit coming from him before he ran off. Chavs are #@#@#@#s and need to be treated as such.

LMAO mate.

Sounds like Margate to me

Do you ever go in Cains? never get any trouble there, management are quick to chuck em out, not playing? off you go!

Andy

[waltzer]

i found some last week kicking one of the 2p pushers we have(like girls),so i told them to stand back and i gve it decent kick and the trays shut and the alarm went off, this i said is what happens if yiu kick it hard enough.......then i threw thwm out.......litle welsh shits!!!

[carlosgee]

i will only give out advice if the person is completely clueless and i am 100% sure not like "do this it will jack....oh well its chipped then lol" was on holiday and a bloke was playing club cahsvania got a £1 win gambled to £10 an exchanged not sure what it was but at the time obvious it was an IM board, he did 12 straight hi lo gambles and won the £250 he shook my hand i was happy to see him win and walked off. 10 mins later he came up to me and thanked me and gave me 20, i told him he didnt have to was just pleased someone fleeced it. He said he had no idea what to do and was so grateful, so i accepted as long as its the right situation then maybe but unfortunatle chavs do not know the difference and want to have your money

[Liverpool2008]

i will only give out advice if the person is completely clueless and i am 100% sure not like "do this it will jack....oh well its chipped then lol" was on holiday and a bloke was playing club cahsvania got a £1 win gambled to £10 an exchanged not sure what it was but at the time obvious it was an IM board, he did 12 straight hi lo gambles and won the £250 he shook my hand i was happy to see him win and walked off. 10 mins later he came up to me and thanked me and gave me 20, i told him he didnt have to was just pleased someone fleeced it. He said he had no idea what to do and was so grateful, so i accepted as long as its the right situation then maybe but unfortunatle chavs do not know the difference and want to have your money

All Bowling Alleys In The North West are very very strict

Simply if you are playing fruitys you are not welcome

This is because gangs and Trouble makers Just hang around ...

So they made a simple rule

NOT Bowling .. No Access.. Customers Only ...

and i totally agree aswell

especially New Brighton .... as they have 2 Massive Amusements anyway

wanna see the Massive List Of banned in the bowling alley lol

highest age is 57 ...

[carlosgee]

Thomas's hunstanton last week, some kid do this this and this i know this machine. Oh really?Do you know if its MPU5/scorpion 4 technology? what the?? No i think not, you see i know a bit more than you so go away to mummy and daddy....they soon leave i laughh, may not know the technology but it winds them up as they never heard it before

[Chris_010292]

Chris - Psml

Chav "Why you here in the bowling alley"
MiniMoto "To bowl, why else would I be here"
Chav "Na mate, f*** off if your not playing the fruit machines"

Class

:devil:

Honestly though, that's exactly what their like, at least 15 of them around one Machine shouting "Jackpot Boii" and even if youre on the other side of the Arcade on a Need For Speed Underground Game their like "oi come here bruv and lend me a pound before I beat you up" =, I wish the bouncers would just kick them out.

[GaryChandler]

Honestly though, that's exactly what their like, at least 15 of them around one Machine shouting "Jackpot Boii" and even if youre on the other side of the Arcade on a Need For Speed Underground Game their like "oi come here bruv and lend me a pound before I beat you up" =, I wish the bouncers would just kick them out.

i never really have a problem with "chavs" trying to help me win out of a fruit machine etc maybe its cause theres always two of us and they know they would get a slap

[Sunistra]

yeah but in shops chavs dont come from behind u and say ah mate this is the best sweet to get ..... i want a piece for that !!! do they?!

yes yes they do if the leaching pikey twats can get anything for free they gona do it why should i not go to a aracde just beacuse some idiot chav wants to give me unwanted advice also means i sholdent go snooker club pubs shops town clubs i go over my local shop after 7there will be big group the cocks just stood around begging for stuff and using the same lame arsed insult which makes no sence to anyone but them they dont seem to understand words such as f*** off you cross eyed freak of nature theres 50p to go oxfam buy self another tracksuit now kindly die love to meet who started the chav craze and kick the cnts teeth in .random rant over

[VampUK]

Thought I'd make one of my curiosity posts and this time asking this!
Whats the worst experience of chavs leaving their Partytime and "helping you out" on the machines?
It must have happened to a lot of you who go into arcades seeing as theres soooo many of them!
So come on to this thread and get it all of your chest!
I'll get the ball rolling with my absolute worst that happened in Brighton actually!
There was this chavwho said he could really win it big for me (As you do) on a Bands of Gold so I lent him a quid to put in and win. Sure enough he won the jackpot which was good but he said I'd get the pound and he'd pocket the four. #@#@#@#! Then he thought it good to show me with that quid it would pay big and it didn't leaving me down one pound. The bad thing is that not only he used my money but the arse went ahead to pocket the win!
Go on and give your experiences guys!
CB

Why did'nt you ask for your cash? no actually scrub that, why did'nt you demand your cash? CB you should of kicked him in a knackers.

[cardie]

Some Nob ed came up 2 me the other day while i was playin on adders an ladders (£5 jp) and i was at £4.40 so it was either press the button and hope 4 a 2 or it will roll a 1 and send me 2 40p and auto collect so i decided 2 collect and this chav walks over and hes like go on mate press start n i sed no im collectin it so he decide 2 press start .... u guessed it.. it rolls a f**kin 1 i nearly kicked his head in but i didnt want 2 get barred coz it the only decent arcade in the area the ba**erd

[kriss]

oi did u know that if you hold three times a win drops in bet you didnt know that lol............me pertending to be a chav standing behinde you.....hehe

[carlosgee]

hold after a nudge and wham.....sorry forgot to mention its 2 symbols in line after the nudge.....thats my chavtastic attempt

[kriss]

nice one that ill remeber that one lol

[CrAzYbAr]

Some Nob ed came up 2 me the other day while i was playin on adders an ladders (£5 jp) and i was at £4.40 so it was either press the button and hope 4 a 2 or it will roll a 1 and send me 2 40p and auto collect so i decided 2 collect and this chav walks over and hes like go on mate press start n i sed no im collectin it so he decide 2 press start .... u guessed it.. it rolls a f**kin 1 i nearly kicked his head in but i didnt want 2 get barred coz it the only decent arcade in the area the ba**erd

He damn right knew you were going to collect it? and he lost you £4. That's the situation where I would have demanded him the money, or haul his arse to the arcade management where his hapless providers would take him home, give him a bowl o chips and say "good boy" when he gave his parents 1p for some smokes

[todd1970]

Some Nob ed came up 2 me the other day while i was playin on adders an ladders (£5 jp) and i was at £4.40 so it was either press the button and hope 4 a 2 or it will roll a 1 and send me 2 40p and auto collect so i decided 2 collect and this chav walks over and hes like go on mate press start n i sed no im collectin it so he decide 2 press start .... u guessed it.. it rolls a f**kin 1 i nearly kicked his head in but i didnt want 2 get barred coz it the only decent arcade in the area the ba**erd

NFW..i need to draw the line at that..its ok..(though not ok) for some wee dobber to stand in the background and try and relay instructions to you..and of course you totally ignore him and do your own thing on the machine.

But if he pressed the buttons for me..id fookin kill the wee peni..It happened to me one time i was down at my mums caravan park in the arcade..and there was about 3 of em standing watching..I turned round..casual as fook like..and goes.."ermmm...can i help ye lads ?" they all shat it and walked away.

Kill..Kill em all..i say

[cardie]

NFW..i need to draw the line at that..its ok..(though not ok) for some wee dobber to stand in the background and try and relay instructions to you..and of course you totally ignore him and do your own thing on the machine.

But if he pressed the buttons for me..id fookin kill the wee peni..It happened to me one time i was down at my mums caravan park in the arcade..and there was about 3 of em standing watching..I turned round..casual as fook like..and goes.."ermmm...can i help ye lads ?" they all shat it and walked away.

Kill..Kill em all..i say

im with u all the way m8

[cardie]

Do what I did when I used to play em invest in a decent walkman that way you can't hear their pish and bollocks.

not a bad idea ive just got a w300i walkman crap fone but it works also propa chavy tit walkin round the arcade with his staffy dog on a lead came up 2 me while i was on legal tender a red gaming machine an went higher than a 1 4 me to 99 nudges and sed i wnt 2 quid 4 tht i sed u can f*** rite off m8 then again i cnt say i havent dun it b4 ....