17 replies to this topic

[the_witty_welshman]

come on now folks?? that was witty? and not a single response? whats the matter with you all?? you all english?? can be the only answere that i can think of for not having any humour?? LMAO

[the_witty_welshman]

well thats it? no more wittyness?? you can all forget it now, bloody english no sense of humour at all

[the_witty_welshman]

bollocks to you all

[Jamesbond_007838]

bollocks to you all

TBH you are a c*** and clearly making all of these utter bollocks posts just to boost your post count.

Close the door on the way out.

[the_witty_welshman]

TBH you are a c*** and clearly making all of these utter bollocks posts just to boost your post count.

Close the door on the way out.

fancy using such foul words as that, seems totally un english like to use such words. surely there other such words an english man could use, i mean for one, to say that i am as usefull as a c***?? this i would have to disagree with? i mean to start with do you know how usefull a c*** is? obviously not? which would lead me to believe that maybe you were gay, hence not knowing the usefullness of a c***, if you would like me to explain the intricate workings of this, then please feel free to ask, as i am well versed in how to use one of these items, and have had the pleasure on many occasions to find out the true meaning of being straight.
BUT just one more thing...
i dont give a shit one way or the other, about my post count, as far as im concerned the post count can be reset to O and i still wouldnt give a shit, so as you can see, thats something else you dont know shit about. lmao

[Jamesbond_007838]

english man could use[/b], i mean for one, to say that i am as usefull as a c***?? this i would have to disagree with? i mean to start with do you know how usefull a c*** is? obviously not? which would lead me to believe that maybe you were gay, hence not knowing the usefullness of a c***, if you would like me to explain the intricate workings of this, then please feel free to ask, as i am well versed in how to use one of these items, and have had the pleasure on many occasions to find out the true meaning of being straight.
BUT just one more thing...
i dont give a shit one way or the other, about my post count, as far as im concerned the post count can be reset to O and i still wouldnt give a shit, so as you can see, thats something else you dont know shit about. lmao

FOR A START, I'm not an Englishman. Move your f*****g eyes to my signature and you will see quite clearly "CENTRAL SCOTLAND", meaning I'm in SCOTLAND and thus NOT a f*****g Englishman.

Then you go on to accuse me of being gay, which by your doing so leads me to think that you are actually confused about your own sexuality.

For f***'s sake, the shite you insist on posting here is on the border of spam, and you accuse ME of not knowing anything? Whilst you criticise my use of the English language, perhaps you should f*****g learn a bit about punctuation and spelling.

Witty Welshman? More like thick Welsh arsehole.

Answer me this, what interest do you actually have in FME? From your 130 odd posts of TOTAL f*****g SHITE, it's unclear.

[dtrmad2004]

TBH you are a c*** and clearly making all of these utter bollocks posts just to boost your post count.

Close the door on the way out.

True, you cant bully people into posting by treble posting asking for replies.

Oh and by the way you are a c***, you entered the world of FME aka c***s

Andy

[the_witty_welshman]

of course i knew you were scotish? hence saying un english. And being told i am a c*** is fine by me, like i said i know just how useful one of them is. ive been called a lot worse than something as usefull as one of those.

[Dr DX]

now ladies calm down, this ruined a decent thread

Dr

[mocochoco]

No, the welshmans 'wittiness' ruined the thread.

I think the fact that you have to point out that your jokes are funny and that we must have no sense of humour because there was'nt 30 posts saying 'LOL' might be where your going wrong

Perhaps some splittage of the thread in in order... :-D

[Dr DX]

No, the welshmans 'wittiness' ruined the thread.

I think the fact that you have to point out that your jokes are funny and that we must have no sense of humour because there was'nt 30 posts saying 'LOL' might be where your going wrong

thats what i ment mate, for saying to someone how unenglish are you because they posted a comment that you did not like, well tbh i think that borders on racism abd tbh there is no place here for that.

Dr

[Jimmy_mac]

awww bugger did i miss a flaming, thats so unfair...in future i want at least one of you to PM me of upcoming flamings so i c an break out my l33t dictionary and join in the abuse

[Dr DX]

awww bugger did i miss a flaming, thats so unfair...in future i want at least one of you to PM me of upcoming flamings so i c an break out my l33t dictionary and join in the abuse

you mean like this?

h3||0 c0m3 4nd /1517 p1c r3570r3

[SilkyK]

hi everyone. not to get involved or anythin but what was all this about.

but to put my points forward.


Im english
my cousin is gay (hes a great guy)
My boss is scottish and the best gaffa i ever had (funny as hell)
and my favourite teacher is welsh which wouldnt have got me to where i am today in an excellent job that i love.

Anyway hope u guys sort this out

regards

[Dr DX]

hi everyone. not to get involved or anythin but what was all this about.

but to put my points forward.


Im english
my cousin is gay (hes a great guy)
My boss is scottish and the best gaffa i ever had (funny as hell)
and my favourite teacher is welsh which wouldnt have got me to where i am today in an excellent job that i love.

Anyway hope u guys sort this out

regards

nah mate its just a nob jockey because no one laughed at his crap jokes