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So Who's Got The S***tiest Computer on FME?


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Poll: What category does your computer fall into? (1 member(s) have cast votes)

What category does your computer fall into?

  1. Less than P2. Forget it. I can't play the machines. Just sit and watch 'em do nowt. (1 votes [2.63%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.63%

  2. P2. I can hear my processor crying when I try and play. (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  3. P3 with Windows '98. Can't play SP.ace games!!!! (6 votes [15.79%])

    Percentage of vote: 15.79%

  4. P4 with Windows 2000 or higher....Ha ha I CAN play SP.ace games. (17 votes [44.74%])

    Percentage of vote: 44.74%

  5. I'm fucking state of the art me and don't care about you plebs. (14 votes [36.84%])

    Percentage of vote: 36.84%

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#1 Gazeyre1966

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 07:39 PM

Just a bit of fun really. Been having probs with my Pentium 3 Windows '98 heap O' shite again. I'm really really going to upgrade soon. So I just wondered if there was anyone else worse off than me.
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Posted 05 September 2006 - 07:46 PM

Just a bit of fun really. Been having probs with my Pentium 3 Windows '98 heap O' shite again. I'm really really going to upgrade soon. So I just wondered if there was anyone else worse off than me.



Blimey short lived that Gaz, Doubt it buddy lol....

#3 Toddyuk

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 07:58 PM

Lol Ady ..

Gaz wheres the Option 'I aint got a clue' lol I really dont have a clue what the spec of my laptop is , am a bit of a lamer when it comes to comps .

Bought it coz it looked nice :)

How do i find out what spec my lappy is like ?

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 08:08 PM

Right click on the "My Computer" icon and select Properties.
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Posted 05 September 2006 - 08:15 PM

Mines really not 'all that' either............then as Judy did say to me once "Ady its what you do with it"

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 08:25 PM

Is that bad ?



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Posted 05 September 2006 - 08:36 PM

MPU 6.0 is the best emulator ever! It runs a treat on an AMD Athlon K2 with Windows '98. Games like Jackpot Gems are just so quick, it's the knees of the bee. The BFMulator runs a treat as well on such a rig, Dr. Who, Cops 'n Robbers, fast as you like. Impacts, SP.Aces, anything else in fact, forget it.

However when you want to play a poxy Union Games in MFMEv2.0 and above it goes sooooooo slowly it's enough to make you give up and just play the actual machine in the arcade. Why is something as simple as Fruit Drop or Triple Madness sooooo slow I wonder? Less lamps than some of the hi-techs and quite a straightforward game. Fruit Drop classic, why so slow? Don't tell me I need Windows Xp and a P4 processor. Outrageous! That said, the old BBC Micro Game Stuntman runs like viscous jelly superglued to a fat slug on the Acorn Emulator.
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Posted 05 September 2006 - 09:04 PM

Mines really not 'all that' either............then as Judy did say to me once "Ady its what you do with it"


Fujitsu Siemens have to make the rankest cases I have ever worked in, in my life is it one of the shit brown and white ones with the green thumbscrews and the PSU over the CPU fan?

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 09:08 PM

Fujitsu Siemens have to make the rankest cases I have ever worked in, in my life is it one of the shit brown and white ones with the green thumbscrews and the PSU over the CPU fan?

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Thats the One Alth.............inside too cost me Twice as much too n upping this 'n' that!

Basically just using the OS and case

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 09:15 PM

Mines really not 'all that' either............then as Judy did say to me once "Ady its what you do with it"


Yer joking mate...I'm gonna hand out a collection plate in Blackpool...lol

Don't even know how to copy my computer stats on here but they are.

128 Meg RAM
750 Mhz P3....Not Gig's...lol
13 GB Hard Drive

Amazing that I get them to run at all....pmsl.
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Posted 05 September 2006 - 09:18 PM

MPU 6.0 is the best emulator ever! It runs a treat on an AMD Athlon K2 with Windows '98. Games like Jackpot Gems are just so quick, it's the knees of the bee. The BFMulator runs a treat as well on such a rig, Dr. Who, Cops 'n Robbers, fast as you like. Impacts, SP.Aces, anything else in fact, forget it.

However when you want to play a poxy Union Games in MFMEv2.0 and above it goes sooooooo slowly it's enough to make you give up and just play the actual machine in the arcade. Why is something as simple as Fruit Drop or Triple Madness sooooo slow I wonder? Less lamps than some of the hi-techs and quite a straightforward game. Fruit Drop classic, why so slow? Don't tell me I need Windows Xp and a P4 processor. Outrageous! That said, the old BBC Micro Game Stuntman runs like viscous jelly superglued to a fat slug on the Acorn Emulator.
Upgrade calling....


On the contrary, Union games run like a dream as do most things, even on this heap of junk. SP.ace games are the only non-starter. Don't understand why.
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Posted 05 September 2006 - 09:22 PM

MPU 6.0 is the best emulator ever! It runs a treat on an AMD Athlon K2 with Windows '98. Games like Jackpot Gems are just so quick, it's the knees of the bee. The BFMulator runs a treat as well on such a rig, Dr. Who, Cops 'n Robbers, fast as you like. Impacts, SP.Aces, anything else in fact, forget it.

However when you want to play a poxy Union Games in MFMEv2.0 and above it goes sooooooo slowly it's enough to make you give up and just play the actual machine in the arcade. Why is something as simple as Fruit Drop or Triple Madness sooooo slow I wonder? Less lamps than some of the hi-techs and quite a straightforward game. Fruit Drop classic, why so slow? Don't tell me I need Windows Xp and a P4 processor. Outrageous! That said, the old BBC Micro Game Stuntman runs like viscous jelly superglued to a fat slug on the Acorn Emulator.
Upgrade calling....


Well, there's two things you could do to make the machines run faster. The first thing you could try, is to convert the reels, so they're using the new type.

When you go into MFME2.0's configuration screen, you should see an option on the bottom that says "convert reel"

Check that box, then load-up the layout/s that are running slower than they should.

Should see a noticeable increase in speed if the reels have not been converted before.

The other option you could try, if it's a classic that's running slowly, is to make the reels themselves smaller.

Some classic layouts I've seen use very large reels, which can slow the emulation down quite a lot.

Here's my PC setup. Just had it, and it runs very nicely. Still needs a chunk of ram though.

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 09:24 PM

On the contrary, Union games run like a dream as do most things, even on this heap of junk. SP.ace games are the only non-starter. Don't understand why.


More than likely its the code mix an emulation is running more than one CPU core at the same time together with the serial communication between the various parts hence why tekken in mame is slow and pacman flies hate to see what MPU5 would do to that machine. ;)

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 09:37 PM

Oh BTW your polls a little Intel biased both my machines are AMD!

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 09:49 PM

I dunno how to take a shot of my screen so my comp is as follows,

Amd Semprom ™ processor 3000+, 1.80ghz, 448 mb of ram.

Seems a bit poor to the ones you all seem to have. (Except for Gazeyres , I think my old school scientific calculator had more than that lol)
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Posted 05 September 2006 - 09:54 PM

Oh BTW your polls a little Intel biased both my machines are AMD!

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Any ideas hyow to up my spec Alth? Cheaper the better as I dont plan using it for anything major.

EDIT. Sorry quoted the wrong post so see post above.
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Posted 05 September 2006 - 10:06 PM

Oh BTW your polls a little Intel biased both my machines are AMD!

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Sorry Alth...Just went for the most popular. Shall I stick some up for other operating systems too? What about dial-up or monitors? f*** me, could have had 30 options up there ;)

As for Windows '98 I've just had a rather nice pay rise so I'm saving up for a completely new system and flog this bastard on e-bay. Should get £200 for it if I keep all the fruities on the hard drive...lol
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Posted 05 September 2006 - 11:48 PM

I dunno how to take a shot of my screen so my comp is as follows,

Amd Semprom ™ processor 3000+, 1.80ghz, 448 mb of ram.

Seems a bit poor to the ones you all seem to have. (Except for Gazeyres , I think my old school scientific calculator had more than that lol)


Is it broke? Does it do what you want? If so don't fix it.

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 11:59 PM

Sorry Alth...Just went for the most popular. Shall I stick some up for other operating systems too? What about dial-up or monitors? f*** me, could have had 30 options up there ;)

As for Windows '98 I've just had a rather nice pay rise so I'm saving up for a completely new system and flog this bastard on e-bay. Should get £200 for it if I keep all the fruities on the hard drive...lol



£200 Gaz ? surely youd pay them for it lol ;)

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Posted 06 September 2006 - 12:47 AM

Built this myself. proud of the 100 percent pirated software i managed to keep now for years.

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