LiamsLocks

Well, what a f*****g gash machine!

We've had it in our local for about a month now and I swear to god, i've not seen it give a jackpot yet. Obviously it has done but im in there a LOT and it never does it when i'm in.

I saw it take 120 quid of a bloke's money in 30 minutes the other day, never gave him a win over 5 quid, he was gambling 5er's to try and get feature shots but it kept killing him at 5 quid. Ridiculous I thought...

Next day I went in, asked my mate who works there if it's paid out. He said it hadn't so I chucked 40 quid in it in about 10 minutes, took me 12 quid to even get a cherry win, then it killed me after one gamble.

It's just the worst machine i've ever played in my life, it is literally on the rob. There is zero enjoyment rating too, i'm well and truly finished with the f***er.

Anyone else hate it?

= #@#@#@#!

Here's the story...I go into my local pub at noon for a few cheeky pints and a mixed grill. Finish me dinner and see they've got a new fruity in. It's the 5-lines Pink Panther. I decide to have a bash on it and after a while i'm 60 quid down without so much as a sniff of even a 5 quid win! Deciding to cut my losses, I then go to Ladbrokes with the 40 quid I have left. I lob it straight into the roulette machine and fire my chips onto the table. Anyway, 10 minutes later i've converted this 40 quid into 375 quid and i decide to take it so i took the ticket and cashed it in, then as i walk past the machines again to leave, i think fook it i'll bang 30 quid in and see, so i put 10 quid on green 0, 10 on red 32 and 10 on black 20. Zero only pops in! I took the money straight away and walked out very happy with a tidy 700 quid in me pocket That's all me chrizzy shopping accounted for. Get in.

What's the most you have won / lost at one session on these machines?

The most I have lost is 1200 quid in 2003, just stood there shovelling money into it, i only stopped because I ran out of 20 quid notes.

The most I won was in 2005, I won 870 quid from 20 quid in.

The machines really are the devil though.

Well, after watching the Boro get into the QF of the UEFA last night, i found myself a bit pissed up and shuffled over to the new machine in the pub, one i'd never seen before - Stack Attack.

Well I had £120 on me at the time, so i thought sod it, 10 note in - I DID NOT GET ONE HOLD IN 10 QUID!! Still, surely it's just the calm before the storm? Another 10er in the slot, 9 quid into the tenner, still no feature board or even a bonus.

Eventually I got on the feature and was shafted when on 4 quid, so i thought i'd keep going just to see if it starts to be kinder.

Anyway, this morning...£20 to my name...that bastard took 100 quid off me in the space of about 30 minutes.

I'm off the machines for good now, that's it!!!!

f***in got this machine in wor local now, had the blue streak on it at about 4pm, took it for £25 thought aye thats pretty decent, then left it alone, came back to it about 4 hours later, red streak on it, 25 quid! i thought ay ay ay the f***?? Put another 5er in it, cos was happy being 40 odd quid up, red streaked me again, this time for 40 bar. was f*****g extatic, then went on hyper viper and lost 15 notes straight away grrr!

All in all a canny night, pulled a fit bird, doubled me dole money and got pissed into the deal.

Awoowoo!!