Me and my mate were bored last Friday night so we went down to Weston in his new Clio 182 (fast as f***!) cus we both had money burning holes in our pockets. Got down there at 10:05 and all the arcades were open. I took about £30 with me (plus my cash card!!), which quickly became £3!!! Chucked about £12 in a 5p/£5 jp Pac Man machine - what a load of bollox!! Someone on here said it was good - Bollox! Maybe im a useless twat on fuities, but on the feature board id get a couple of goes then straight onto mystery - out of about 7 options flashing up only one was positive which was high-low gamble. All the rest were game over, lose, lost life etc.
Then my mate had a go and i pissed off to a party time machine. Then some Townie clocked him and promptly was giving him tips - TOTALLY RANDOM MY MATE TELLS ME!! Getting bonus nudges and nudging in total non-sense. Then it started shelling out £2, £3 and £4 prizes. I got f*** all out of it, he got about £18. What the hell was i doing wrong?
Stayed in there till about 11:50 and all i got was a f*****g dent in my overdraft!! Anyone know what i was doing wrong? Or is it just f*****g crooked arcade machines that only townies can play???
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