Find contentNice to see the old thread is still going, keeping peoples hands busy.
Personally I don't like my hands. Thats why I keep them at arms length.
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In Topic: Old joke (it made me giggle)
25 July 2015 - 05:02 AM
In Topic: Old joke (it made me giggle)
29 June 2013 - 05:58 PM
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because the always take things literally.
In Topic: Happy 10th Anniversary Fruit-Emu
25 April 2013 - 08:01 PM
I'm not really dead.
Happy 10th birthday to FE.
I must write a song about it - or at least a crap joke.
In Topic: Happy Birthday Todd
10 September 2012 - 07:26 PM
Happy birthday. All the best!!
In Topic: Old joke (it made me giggle)
21 June 2012 - 07:58 PM
Three old women were discussing the downsides of aging. One said,"sometimes I find myself in front of the fridge with a jar of mayonnaise, and I can't remember if I'm putting it away or making a sandwich."
The second one said, "I trip on the stairs and can't remember If I was going up or down."
"Oh we'll, I don't have those sorts of problems yet. Knock on wood," said the third, tapping her knuckles on the table. Then she said, "That must be the door - i'll get it!"
The second one said, "I trip on the stairs and can't remember If I was going up or down."
"Oh we'll, I don't have those sorts of problems yet. Knock on wood," said the third, tapping her knuckles on the table. Then she said, "That must be the door - i'll get it!"
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