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Hunter

Member Since 16 Jul 2003
Offline Last Active Jul 09 2007 02:46 PM
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In Topic: Old joke (it made me giggle)

23 March 2005 - 12:57 PM

The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK
Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Glasgow. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Glasgow area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high tech equipment. Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under New Labour.

As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an advantage
over every team. However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for... At the crew's first practice session, the Glasgow pit crew
successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

In Topic: jpm club redalert £500 jp 50p play

19 January 2005 - 01:06 PM

Please tell me where i can download this game?

In Topic: club cops & robbers

28 July 2003 - 03:42 PM

An easy way to do this is to copy any BFM ram file, then open cops and robbers file or any BFM game with missing ram and paste into the file.
When you open the game it will come up with memory error ignore this set the pot values play a £1, close the game down. When you load it back up and the pots should be saved.

Good Luck.